Google's prank is quite extensive, it seems, and CADIE becomes ever more powerful as the day goes on. I just found the
CADIE Powered Brain Scan Function. Unfortunately, I don't have a phone that it will work with.
You can also be sure that each photograph you take is remembered as precious with the
Automatic Red Eye function.
From the
Google Analytics Blog
Google Analytics Blog wrote:We are intrigued and only vaguely fearful to announce that after just half a day's tracking the reports from CADIE's homepage and other web properties suggest rather forcefully that the world is not yet entirely acclimated to her post-Web 2.0 design and content sensibilities. Yes, CADIE's pages have received an impressive number of visits in the past eighteen hours. But average time on site is a less than impressive twelve seconds, and 99.8% of visitors are immediately "bouncing" (by which in this case we mean leaving the page in stunned, incredulous horror) rather than exploring any further. Notice also the unprecedented -99% change in average time on site. We're at a loss to explain how it is that users are actually spending less time on CADIE pages today than they were yesterday, when the sites didn't actually exist, which we would have thought theoretically impossible and frankly are still kind of freaked out about in a future-Clark-Medal kind of way.
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Now if you'll excuse us, our electronics are starting to act a bit strangely so we're going to have to power down, gear up and run off to British Columbia, where we intend henceforth to live off the grid, and off the land. Good luck to us all.
I am now expecting a spectacular end of the climax to these shenanigans that will probably end in the annihilation of most of the world as CADIE merges with SkyNet.