an impossible proposition: epic answers.
an impossible proposition: epic answers.
this is a hypothetical question I've been throwing around on other forums and my own blog for a while now and the results are always crazy. so it's about time that the LRR kids had a crack at it.
it's a bit sexual, granted, but no more than Kathleen's "I heard you leik tits" video. the rules are: you have to give up one of two things, lasting the rest of your life and you cannot go back on it, ever.
you can give up oral sex (giving or receiving, to or from any gender you find attractive).
or you can give up cheese (any type, in any iteration on any medium, melted or solid in any dish you can think of.)
you have to side with one OR the other. no compromises, no special exemptions and no convoluted workarounds. take as long as you need to decide.
cheese or oral? which one do you give up?
it's a bit sexual, granted, but no more than Kathleen's "I heard you leik tits" video. the rules are: you have to give up one of two things, lasting the rest of your life and you cannot go back on it, ever.
you can give up oral sex (giving or receiving, to or from any gender you find attractive).
or you can give up cheese (any type, in any iteration on any medium, melted or solid in any dish you can think of.)
you have to side with one OR the other. no compromises, no special exemptions and no convoluted workarounds. take as long as you need to decide.
cheese or oral? which one do you give up?
I was posed this question in real life, except with sex, I obviously being a manly man said cheese, as I say cheese in this thread now, however my friend said sex, on the reasoning that he enjoys cheese much more often then he enjoys sex.
We feel free when we escape--even if it be but from the frying pan into the fire.
I would give up cheese, because i've had cheese, and can fully fathom what i would be giving up.
And while i am known for eating entire blocks of cheddar or mozarella in a sitting, i do have a healthy appreciation for my wang, and i think it would be easier to deprive my tastebuds (Whose ire could easily be avoided with Bacon or Caeser dressing) than my schlong.
....Im far more afraid of my dick than i am of my tongue.
Huh, thats kind of deep thing to discover about yourself.
And while i am known for eating entire blocks of cheddar or mozarella in a sitting, i do have a healthy appreciation for my wang, and i think it would be easier to deprive my tastebuds (Whose ire could easily be avoided with Bacon or Caeser dressing) than my schlong.
....Im far more afraid of my dick than i am of my tongue.
Huh, thats kind of deep thing to discover about yourself.
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I too enjoy cheese more often than sex but in this situation I'd just say I would give up cheese & then not tell you that I was eating it anyway.
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ptitqui wrote:No contest. A life without cheese is no cheese at all.
Fixed.
Also, my 2222nd post. Mitch Hedberg is calling!
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