an impossible proposition: epic answers.

Dizavin · Postby **Dizavin** » 06 Apr 2009, 20:09

this is a hypothetical question I've been throwing around on other forums and my own blog for a while now and the results are always crazy. so it's about time that the LRR kids had a crack at it.

it's a bit sexual, granted, but no more than Kathleen's "I heard you leik tits" video. the rules are: you have to give up one of two things, lasting the rest of your life and you cannot go back on it, ever.

you can give up oral sex (giving or receiving, to or from any gender you find attractive).

or you can give up cheese (any type, in any iteration on any medium, melted or solid in any dish you can think of.)

you have to side with one OR the other. no compromises, no special exemptions and no convoluted workarounds. take as long as you need to decide.

cheese or oral? which one do you give up?

Joshua · Postby **Joshua** » 06 Apr 2009, 20:12

I was posed this question in real life, except with sex, I obviously being a manly man said cheese, as I say cheese in this thread now, however my friend said sex, on the reasoning that he enjoys cheese much more often then he enjoys sex.

Vaughn · Postby **Vaughn** » 06 Apr 2009, 20:14

I would give up cheese, because i've had cheese, and can fully fathom what i would be giving up.

And while i am known for eating entire blocks of cheddar or mozarella in a sitting, i do have a healthy appreciation for my wang, and i think it would be easier to deprive my tastebuds (Whose ire could easily be avoided with Bacon or Caeser dressing) than my schlong.

....Im far more afraid of my dick than i am of my tongue.

Huh, thats kind of deep thing to discover about yourself.

Evil Jim · Postby **Evil Jim** » 06 Apr 2009, 20:16

I too enjoy cheese more often than sex but in this situation I'd just say I would give up cheese & then not tell you that I was eating it anyway.

Jillers · Postby **Jillers** » 06 Apr 2009, 20:25

I'll give up oral. I don't see why this is a difficult decision.

Nevrmore · Postby **Nevrmore** » 06 Apr 2009, 20:29

Blowjobs, because I honestly don't see the appeal.

ptitqui · Postby **ptitqui** » 06 Apr 2009, 20:34

No contest. A life without cheese is no life at all.

Metcarfre · Postby **Metcarfre** » 06 Apr 2009, 20:37

ptitqui wrote:No contest. A life without cheese is no life at all.

Word.

Space Jump · Postby **Space Jump** » 06 Apr 2009, 22:25

metcarfre wrote:
ptitqui wrote:No contest. A life without cheese is no life at all.

Word.

This.

Telaril · Postby **Telaril** » 06 Apr 2009, 22:40

I'd give up cheese, because otherwise it's not fair to your prospective partners. "Oh, I made a decision a long time ago that my personal enjoyment of food is more important than our mutual pleasure." I'd see it as something of a noble sacrifice. Heh.

Interruptor Jones · Postby **Interruptor Jones** » 06 Apr 2009, 22:46

Evil Jim wrote:I too enjoy cheese more often than sex but in this situation I'd just say I would give up cheese & then not tell you that I was eating it anyway.

I'm going to have to go with this...

Telaril · Postby **Telaril** » 06 Apr 2009, 22:52

Interruptor Jones wrote:
Evil Jim wrote:I too enjoy cheese more often than sex but in this situation I'd just say I would give up cheese & then not tell you that I was eating it anyway.

I'm going to have to go with this...

Damn, this is like ten million times better than my answer.

CyberTractor · Postby **CyberTractor** » 06 Apr 2009, 23:04

I'd give up oral for life, and tell your mom that its time our relationship went to the next level.

Evil Jim · Postby **Evil Jim** » 06 Apr 2009, 23:07

ptitqui wrote:No contest. A life without cheese is no cheese at all.

Fixed.

Also, my 2222nd post. Mitch Hedberg is calling!

kingtorm · Postby **kingtorm** » 06 Apr 2009, 23:23

i would give up oral sex, i love getting blow jobs but i love cheese so much more, cheese rules!

Evil Jim · Postby **Evil Jim** » 06 Apr 2009, 23:32

Cheddar is better with blowjobs.

Zivlok · Postby **Zivlok** » 06 Apr 2009, 23:43

Space Jump wrote:
metcarfre wrote:
ptitqui wrote:No contest. A life without cheese is no life at all.

Word.

This.

Damn skippy.

zfubarz · Postby **zfubarz** » 06 Apr 2009, 23:52

Well damn it either way i'd have to give up Feta and BJ night

MadDog Strick · Postby **MadDog Strick** » 07 Apr 2009, 04:53

I'd say oral. I mean, without cheese you can't have pizza, nachos, tacos. it's just not a good thing.

Alja-Markir · Postby **Alja-Markir** » 07 Apr 2009, 05:08

I'd say oral sex.

For one, cheese tastes better. Two, there are substitutes for oral.

~Alja~

goat · Postby **goat** » 07 Apr 2009, 06:13

Cheese. With the exception of pizza and pepper jack, I'd be fine. Even pizza has some work around options for cheese, really.

zqfmbg · Postby **zqfmbg** » 07 Apr 2009, 10:49

I'd answer, but... uh... what's oral sex?

Hakaryu · Postby **Hakaryu** » 07 Apr 2009, 11:08

Zivlok wrote:
Space Jump wrote:
metcarfre wrote:
ptitqui wrote:No contest. A life without cheese is no life at all.

Word.

This.

Damn skippy.

Damn skippy +1

Matt · Postby **Matt** » 07 Apr 2009, 11:12

Those of you saying you'd rather have cheese have clearly never had a worthwhile blowjob.

-m

Hakaryu · Postby **Hakaryu** » 07 Apr 2009, 11:28

Matt wrote:Those of you saying you'd rather have cheese have clearly never had a worthwhile blowjob.

-m

Don't mean to make this thread ackward but I'm to sensitive for oral. Its almost painful for me.

So cheese wins.

an impossible proposition: epic answers.

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