What do you call a Rainbow that bends over a school?

Bananafish · Postby **Bananafish** » 07 Apr 2009, 16:40

A Brainbow.

Hakaryu · Postby **Hakaryu** » 07 Apr 2009, 16:45

Did this really need a thread?

iEatNinjaZ · Postby **iEatNinjaZ** » 07 Apr 2009, 16:50

READING RAINBOW!!!

Fuck Yea

Metcarfre · Postby **Metcarfre** » 07 Apr 2009, 16:54

Y'all know what to do...

LOCKE'D

ptitqui · Postby **ptitqui** » 07 Apr 2009, 16:59

I think we should turn it into a bad jokes thread.

How do you know your socks are your Sunday socks?

Because they are holey!!

Evisr · Postby **Evisr** » 07 Apr 2009, 17:09

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Evil Jim · Postby **Evil Jim** » 07 Apr 2009, 17:19

And here I thought this was going to be a more esoteric, thought-provoking thread.

Anyway, A Rainbow in Curved Air (1967) by Terry Riley is one of my favourite ambient music albums. It's two long tracks of beautiful, minimalistic electronic music. It's worth checking out if you like this sort of stuff.

Bananafish · Postby **Bananafish** » 07 Apr 2009, 17:32

Evil Jim wrote:And here I thought this was going to be a more esoteric, thought-provoking thread.

*takes sip*

Ah, well. Water you gonna do?

I've never actually had an interest in ambient music, but that wasn't so bad. I havent heard anything that so accurately depicted the sound that should be made when you push the heel of your hands into your closed eyes.

TheRocket · Postby **TheRocket** » 07 Apr 2009, 17:53

Bananafish wrote:
Evil Jim wrote:And here I thought this was going to be a more esoteric, thought-provoking thread.

*takes sip*

Ah, well. Water you gonna do?

AHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Best.

Ever.

Srsly.

Jillers · Postby **Jillers** » 07 Apr 2009, 18:24

Didn't we already have a bad jokes thread... or was that jokes in bad taste?

Anyway, one of my favorite bad jokes is:

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!

Unclever title · Postby **Unclever title** » 07 Apr 2009, 18:50

This is a pretty bad joke an English teacher in 7th grade once told us students:

A farmer was out in his fields harvesting with his tractor, all of a sudden he loses his tractor.

Now what did he say?

"Where's my tractor?"

...

True story.

teknotheef · Postby **teknotheef** » 07 Apr 2009, 19:33

What's brown and sticky?
-A Stick

What's pink and fuzzy?
-Pink Fuzz

What's Green and shaped like a goat?
-Grass (I was kidding about the goat part)

What yellow and can't swim?
-A Bulldozer

Why did the plane crash?
-Because the pilot was a Banana

Why did the girl fall of her bike?
-Because she was hit with a refrigerator

Why did the boy fall of the swing?
-Because he had no arms

Why do elephants paint their toenails?
-So they can hide in jars of M&M's

Ever seen an elephant in a jar of M&M's?
-See, it works.

Thank you very much.

Hakaryu · Postby **Hakaryu** » 07 Apr 2009, 19:35

teknotheef wrote:Why did the girl fall of her bike?
-Because she was hit with a refrigerator

FRIDGED!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU JUST GOT FRIDGD

Evil Jim · Postby **Evil Jim** » 07 Apr 2009, 21:37

Hakaryu wrote:
teknotheef wrote:Why did the girl fall of her bike?
-Because she was hit with a refrigerator

FRIDGED!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU JUST GOT FRIDGD

Damn you, I was gonna post that.

Cureless_Poison · Postby **Cureless_Poison** » 08 Apr 2009, 02:35

teknotheef wrote:Why did the girl fall of her bike?
-Because she was hit with a refrigerator

Warning: Takin' it to the next level!

I spent 3 hours making this, but it was well worth it.

SHE JUST GOT FRIDGED!

Bananafish · Postby **Bananafish** » 08 Apr 2009, 02:56

Jillers wrote:Didn't we already have a bad jokes thread... or was that jokes in bad taste?

I wouldnt know

Cake · Postby **Cake** » 08 Apr 2009, 04:31

Cureless_Poison wrote:I spent 3 hours making this, but it was well worth it.

SHE JUST GOT FRIDGED!

Brilliant.

wedrinkritalin · Postby **wedrinkritalin** » 08 Apr 2009, 06:19

How many south african policemen does it take to escort stevie wonder down the stairs? None he slipped ok?

goat · Postby **goat** » 08 Apr 2009, 07:13

Cureless_Poison wrote:
teknotheef wrote:Why did the girl fall of her bike?
-Because she was hit with a refrigerator

Warning: Takin' it to the next level!

I spent 3 hours making this, but it was well worth it.

SHE JUST GOT FRIDGED!

EPIC FUCKING WIN

that is all.

Emperor Gum · Postby **Emperor Gum** » 08 Apr 2009, 07:43

Cureless_Poison wrote:
teknotheef wrote:Why did the girl fall of her bike?
-Because she was hit with a refrigerator

Warning: Takin' it to the next level!

I spent 3 hours making this, but it was well worth it.

SHE JUST GOT FRIDGED!

[Emperor Gum tips his hat]

Why are there no drugs in the jungle?
-because the Parrats ate them all (parcetemol)

How do you get a clown off a swing?
-Twat him with an axe

CyberTractor · Postby **CyberTractor** » 08 Apr 2009, 08:30

Emperor Gum wrote:-Twat him with an axe

lol

Twat.

Zivlok · Postby **Zivlok** » 08 Apr 2009, 09:57

Cureless_Poison wrote:
teknotheef wrote:Why did the girl fall of her bike?
-Because she was hit with a refrigerator

Warning: Takin' it to the next level!

I spent 3 hours making this, but it was well worth it.

SHE JUST GOT FRIDGED!

You win, like, 3 whole internets.

tak197 · Postby **tak197** » 08 Apr 2009, 10:15

That other thread was jokes in bad taste, but I really liked some of them.

empath · Postby **empath** » 08 Apr 2009, 11:41

Yeah, I had a lot of fun in that 'how far is too far?' thread, but let's be honest: we stopped posting in it weeks ago, which means that the thread is unofficially dead, and anyone 're-animating' it would be ostracized and shunned for necromancy. :roll:

Elomin Sha · Postby **Elomin Sha** » 08 Apr 2009, 11:58

Jillers wrote:Didn't we already have a bad jokes thread... or was that jokes in bad taste?

Yep, I started it and wished the nsfw joke kept on going.

My turn:
Knock knock,
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
That's right.

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