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Gentlemen, ladies, your Holiness, I present to you...

Postby sdhonda » 16 Apr 2009, 17:29

The Bacon Lance

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Postby Master Gunner » 16 Apr 2009, 17:42

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.........I cannot stress to you enough how much you should never have made me aware of this.
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Postby Lyinginbedmon » 16 Apr 2009, 17:42

We could have gone to the moon with the energy from salami, this doesn't surprise me.
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Postby goat » 16 Apr 2009, 17:44

It's.... it's... beautiful.
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Postby Joshua » 16 Apr 2009, 17:46

This, is a great day.
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Postby Dr Evil42 » 16 Apr 2009, 19:29

That...
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Postby WobblyTable » 16 Apr 2009, 21:00

They made fire. They made fire out of meat and science.

You do realize we must take this technology and apply it to its most logical ends: Man Cooking over a plasma torch fueled by meat. Sure, it would probably fail, but think of the awesomeness if it were to succeed!
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Postby Evil Jim » 16 Apr 2009, 21:13

A proper nozzle for his blowtorch would be much more efficient. Wrapping the end in bacon or other foods is creative but not the be-all end-all of the Internet.
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Postby Elaro » 17 Apr 2009, 02:57

Evil Jim wrote:A proper nozzle for his blowtorch would be much more efficient. Wrapping the end in bacon or other foods is creative but not the be-all end-all of the Internet.


That's not a blowtorch, sir. That's the oxygen pipe. Said oxygen reacts with the meat to produce steel-melting flame. It is pretty damn cool, sir, thankyouverymuch.
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Postby Evil Jim » 17 Apr 2009, 10:12

Ohhhhh. In that case, it's pretty cool. I thought I understood the setup but evidently not. Please forgive my lack of blowtorch knowledge.
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Postby Cade Antilles » 17 Apr 2009, 11:53

I smell a Mythbusters submission . . . also, cooked Prosciutto. Mmmm . . . Prosciutto. :)
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Postby anotherearth » 17 Apr 2009, 14:45

:shock:

Can the most delicious of all Jedi weapons -the bacon-sabre- be far behind?

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