Morgan is Going on a Trip

[Godzpunchingbag]

Hey if you come to Sacramento CA. you can totally couch serf at my place.

[the amativeness]

Don't post it here. E-mail Morgan, as he'll be there soon.

[tak197]

Hey if you come to Sacramento CA. you can totally couch serf at my place.

You hear that Morgan? You get to be anachronistically subservient to GPB's couch!

[RytelCSF]

As opposed to whatever else his relation is to these couches?

[Interruptor Jones]

So essentially, he has to sleep under the couch while wearing burlap?

[AlexanderDitto]

Just sent Morgan a message, if he's still traveling by September, there's a brand new Sofa Bed with his name on it in Philadelphia, PA. Just think: he can run up the steps to the Philadelphia Art Museum as a video camera pans around him, then he could get the crap beat out of him by Silvester Stallone.

Or, you know, he could visit the Liberty Bell. But no licking it!

[kkief02]

And today he is leaving Eugene. Take good care of Morgan you guys he's still got to make it back here to get his super secret stuffums

[Morgan]

i leave you people alone for two days. TWO DAYS. and i have been made into a gigolo and a brothel owner. frankly, i feel i am being misrepresented, slandered even. my good name has come under fire, and i do not like it. you guys had better start paying up or i'm finished with this horrid business!

[danpete6]

i leave you people alone for two days. TWO DAYS. and i have been made into a gigolo and a brothel owner. frankly, i feel i am being misrepresented, slandered even. my good name has come under fire, and i do not like it. you guys had better start paying up or i'm finished with this horrid business!

I lol'd.

[Jillers]

Morgan, did you really expect better of us?

[Morgan]

i certainly didn't expect any better of you... but the others... come on, guys.

[Interruptor Jones]

i leave you people alone for two days. TWO DAYS. and i have been made into a gigolo and a brothel owner. frankly, i feel i am being misrepresented, slandered even. my good name has come under fire, and i do not like it. you guys had better start paying up or i'm finished with this horrid business!

Now look here, I pimped you out to OMGItsSarah like a freaking week ago in exchange for some LRRgerie, and to date I have not received a single women's undergarment for this transaction. You are perhaps the least reliable traveling gigolo I've had to work with. I'm not running a charity here!

(Come to think of it, I'm not exactly sure what I'm running, but it definitely requires more panties. Get crackin'!)

[Morgan]

hear that ladies? who's coming through here? i'm referring to a few people in particular. you know who you are!

[Vaughn]

Can we expect a montage of Dick Disasters from across the country when you return?

[Jillers]

i certainly didn't expect any better of you... but the others... come on, guys.

Hey! I showed restraint! In... this thread... *clears throat*

[tak197]

Hey, the couch serf/surf thing was just making fun of misspelling on someone else's behalf.

And along the same lines of A.D., if I get a job and apartment soon and it happens to be in the path of the general direction of Morgan VanDiego, I'll open up my linen closet for him, as long as he promises to give me laundry money after he leaves. Or money for incineration.

[Morgan]

i certainly didn't expect any better of you... but the others... come on, guys.

Hey! I showed restraint! In... this thread... *clears throat*

[Cade Antilles]

i leave you people alone for two days. TWO DAYS. and i have been made into a gigolo and a brothel owner. frankly, i feel i am being misrepresented, slandered even. my good name has come under fire, and i do not like it. you guys had better start paying up or i'm finished with this horrid business!

I want it on record that I had nothing to do with this . . . I think. I may have made an off-hand comment about you and San Francisco, but that's it. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

[Smidge]

Well if he comes to Amsterdam, we can get him a nice window in the Redlight district. But oh no he's only traveling through the Americana's.

Coward.

[Lord Chrusher]

I think poor is closer to the mark because I am sure Morgan would love to go Amsterdam.

[Master Gunner]

There are still cargo ships going from Halifax to Europe, and I'm sure they'd love the entertainment (if you know what I mean, and I know you do). So......there are ways.

[Morgan]

damn, i'm gonna have all those STDs way faster than i could have ever dreamed. canada's next disease slut will have no choice but to have me on their show!

[Godzpunchingbag]

Morgan will get at least one STD from my couch.

[ecocd]

Morgan will get at least one STD from my couch.

Morgan, you will not get any STDs from any of my furniture and I have no plans to pimp you out while you're visiting. Know that a stop in the Chicago suburbs can be a brief respite devoid of fear or horribleness awaiting you.

[Lyinginbedmon]

Chicago suburbs? Didn't Jeremy Clarkson describe Chicago as the place Satan made when God wasn't looking?