Morgan is Going on a Trip

[Master Gunner]

Hmmm....A devil's threesome has two guys, but is it called with three guys?

In any case, I expect your area will be undergoing a serious lube shortage by the time Morgan leaves.

[Hakaryu]

already made a deal with him. I get him laid, he gives me the inflatable lemming, signed by the entire crew.

[Dave-O_Boy]

So make sure he wakes up with a lei on.

[Graham]

Just to spite Morgan (and not you, Hakaryu, but sorry regardless) I refuse to sign the lemming if you get him laid.
I'm sure the rest of the crew is behind me.

[theshortone42]

well, after needlessly getting lost in freaking Midland *angry shortone is angry D:< ) Morgan is safely with someone else

......

XD and apparently he left porn here....which only sucks because i found with my little sisters around D:

[tak197]

Just to spite Morgan (and not you, Hakaryu, but sorry regardless) I refuse to sign the lemming if you get him laid.
I'm sure the rest of the crew is behind me.

But Graham, what has Desert Bus taught us all?!?!

Generosity mixed with spite is a very powerful thing!

[ExtraSensory]

Yep, I have him now. Sorry shortone, he didn't give me much notice before coming so I couldn't exactly be in Midland when he got here. But there just happened to be a cagefight at the same convention center that you dropped him off at.
I can promise you he's been up to no good since he got here.
And I'm sorry, am I not supposed to get him laid?


EDIT: He was actually wondering about that porn. I was sitting next to him when he realized he had left it.

[Trisha Lynn]

Silly ExtraSensory, have you learned nothing from LRR? Morgan can get his own dates!


Trisha Lynn
...'cuz he's pimp like that...

[GreigKM]

well, after needlessly getting lost in freaking Midland *angry shortone is angry D:< ) Morgan is safely with someone else

......

XD and apparently he left porn here....which only sucks because i found with my little sisters around D:

Don't badmouth my town! (Actually, I hate it too )

[Evil Jim]

Silly ExtraSensory, have you learned nothing from LRR? Morgan can get his own dates!


Trisha Lynn
...'cuz he's pimp like that...

It's too bad he didn't have time to make it up here. I'd would have loved to have him wingman for me.

[Cake]

already made a deal with him. I get him laid, he gives me the inflatable lemming, signed by the entire crew.

If you're gay, and Morgan is gay, isn't that kinda like shooting fish in a barrel?

[ExtraSensory]

this is the end of day 2 of housing Morgan, and he has in fact gotten laid. Yes, he probably could have found his own dates, but the one I introduced him to seemed to be exactly what he was looking for anyway.

Hakaryu, I talked to Morgan about this already, if you for any reason fail to get him laid, I get the lemming.

[theshortone42]

Yep, I have him now. Sorry shortone, he didn't give me much notice before coming so I couldn't exactly be in Midland when he got here. But there just happened to be a cagefight at the same convention center that you dropped him off at.
I can promise you he's been up to no good since he got here.
And I'm sorry, am I not supposed to get him laid?


EDIT: He was actually wondering about that porn. I was sitting next to him when he realized he had left it.

i would have gotten lost in Midland regardless, i don't navigate well in new places XD

as for the porn, tell him he's not getting it back....at least not until i have a chance to watch it (i'll figure out how to mail it to him when he gets home)

[Hakaryu]

already made a deal with him. I get him laid, he gives me the inflatable lemming, signed by the entire crew.

If you're gay, and Morgan is gay, isn't that kinda like shooting fish in a barrel?

Yeah but that brings a new level of awkwardness to a friendship =P

[Master Gunner]

awkwardness or awesomeness?

[ExtraSensory]

Shortone, Morgan says to mail the porn to Alex Steacy.

[Emperor Gum]

Shortone, Morgan says to mail the porn to Alex Steacy.

I have Alex's address if you'd like it.

[theshortone42]

Shortone, Morgan says to mail the porn to Alex Steacy.

I have Alex's address if you'd like it.

sure, PM it to me, i'll see what i can do. i've got to find the envelopes that it would fit in and stamps but that shouldn't take too long. but it's still not getting mailed out til i watch it

[Cake]

.....ewwww

[tak197]

already made a deal with him. I get him laid, he gives me the inflatable lemming, signed by the entire crew.

If you're gay, and Morgan is gay, isn't that kinda like shooting fish in a barrel?

Yeah but that brings a new level of awkwardness to a friendship =P

Especially when it involves the worst known homosexual. Besides, Hakaryu DOES have a fiance, so that may not go over so well...

[Dave-O_Boy]

Or it may be a threesome... and then some.

[Hakaryu]

Or it may be a threesome... and then some.

Or not. My fiance is acrossed the ocean from me and I'd rather not cheat on him or ruin a friendship I have with Morgan =P

[tak197]

Or it may be a threesome... and then some.

Or not. My fiance is acrossed the ocean from me and I'd rather not cheat on him or catch the herps from Morgan =P

Fix0rzed. The friendship is important to maintain, but still, most of us don't know where BoxBoy VanHumbeck has put that thing.

[Hakaryu]

Long as he wraps before he taps he and his partner are safe.

[theshortone42]

i've already heard some of these stories...they're not as gross as you'd think they should be