Enemies of Twilight Rejoice: Edward Was Hit By Taxi

[Elomin Sha]

...but don't get to excited. No major injuries to hamper the shooting of New Moon or his other new film. Pattison was trying to escape a deluge of fans and ran into the taxi.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8108658.stm

If it had been an ambulance carrying donor blood packs that would have been ironic.

[D-Darsh]

Of course all the blood packs would have to be from random animals instead of actual blood donors or else that would be breaking his vampire vegetarianism.

[Elomin Sha]

Yeah, well I didn't pay too much attention to the film. I was trying to hang myself with elastic bands.

[wedrinkritalin]

I spent the whole movie complaining about how they weren't real vampires but apparantly that's me missing the point

[ThrashJazzAssassin]

No, I'm pretty sure that's the point. Except there are also so many other points to dislike.

[Genghis Ares]

I take pride in the fact that I haven't seen Twilight.

[Elomin Sha]

Be glad you haven't. I'm sure I have Alex Grilling It on my laptop somewhere. I'll upload when I stop procrastinating. But first, excuse me, I have to drink some refreshing BOJ.

[dav3meier]

i don't hate the actor who plays Edward cullins, as he has openly said he absolutely hates his character more and more every day of shooting to an interviewer. However i do dislike the entire series.

[empath]

Aye, my sympathies to Robert, and I hope he doesn't get typecast from this. Still, it's enough to make someone smirk on hearing about it.

[Rosco-128]

I don't hate on Patterson, I get the feeling he's regretting signing that contract more and more with every rabid fangirl who acosts him.

Isn't it telling that the actor who plays the most obsessed-over character in the series is almost an Anti-Fan himself?

[Elomin Sha]

Yeah, but try and tell fan boys/girls they're wrong.

[Nevrmore]

Running from a deluge of fans? Hasn't this guy ever heard of murder?

[Master Gunner]

My sympathies to Patterson, from what I understand he's a good actor, who simply made a big mistake.

[danpete6]

I will always remember him as a Harry Potter character, and not a gay vampire.

"but dan, he didn't di-"

SHUT UP, I WANT TO BELIEVE

[Bob The Magic Camel]

[AmazingPjotrMan]

My sympathies to Patterson, from what I understand he's a good actor, who simply made a big mistake.

A mistake that has made him Oprah Rich methinks.

[Master Gunner]

Well, yes. But also resulted in him being hit by a taxi.

[wilson_x1999]

Well, yes. But also resulted in him being hit by a taxi.

I wouldn't mind being hit by a taxi if I were Oprah Rich :S

[iamafish]

guys hate the sin, not the sinner. Someone getting hit by a taxi is never something to be pleased about. then again i get the feeling Karma the Alligator may have had some part to play in the accident.

[Gobukiller]

Twilight is to vampires what Emo is to music.

And I hate both.

[tak197]

You hate vampires and music?

[Gobukiller]

Yes.

[Evil Jim]

My sympathies to Patterson, from what I understand he's a good actor, who simply made a big mistake.

A mistake that has made him Oprah Rich methinks.

Oprah rich & gave him the option to bang as many underage girls as he could ever want for the rest of his life.

I don't hate the guy. He didn't create the Twilight series & definitely doesn't deserve to be chased by obsessed fans into traffic. But then, his presence in the films is only helping them to be more popular than they deserve. It will be interesting to see how the karma balances out on this one.

[Jillers]

I think it's clear that this was an attempted suicide... can you blame him?

[What?]

Are you honestly asking us to be happy that someone was hit by a car?

Not. Cool.