I'm getting married!

[Smidge]

Risky? things to try.

Try to illegally cross the border into Canada. It'll make for an interesting story at the party after the wedding.

Or,

Go to a speeddating meeting and see if you can get yourself a date to accompany you to said wedding, and don't tell her you're the groom.

[Sable]

Why shouldn't I eat lots of cheese? It's delicious, and I will fight any man who says asiago isn't the king of pasta toppings.

You speak lies and heresy. Parmesea Romano is the king of pasta toppings.

Fuck, you're right!

This changes everything!

[VanSlick]

Forget to tell your groomsmen that they are, in fact, going to be your groomsmen.

Ya...one of my best friends forgot to tell me. I found out about a week before the wedding. Good thing I was already planning on going (though it meant I had to buy a suit in 3 days...).

{In his defence, he thought he had.}

[Sable]

oh god it's tomorrow

oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god

why can't i stop smiling

[Master Gunner]

I hope the wedding goes well. You're a lucky man, best of luck to you.

[Metcarfre]

DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE RINGS ARE?

Have an awesome day man!

[Sable]

DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE RINGS ARE?

Have an awesome day man!

OH SHI-

[Lord Chrusher]

Good luck Sable, I wish you and your new wife the best together.

[tak197]

A blessing on your house!

[Sable]

four hours

ulp.

[Master Gunner]

Scared, eh?

I'm sure it will go fine, you have nothing to worry about.

[Metcarfre]

Make sure you bring spare underwear in case it rains!

[Smidge]

Sable if anything just remember 2 words.... "I" and "Do".
It's not rocket science.

Good luck man

[Mad Madam Mimm]

SAY THE RIGHT NAME!!!!!

Maybe I should stop watching Friends reruns...

[Master Gunner]

OBLIGATORY XKCD ALERT!

[Jillers]

Sable if anything just remember 2 words.... "I" and "Do".
It's not rocket science.

Good luck man

"Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?"

"....Do I?"

[Timelady]

Sable if anything just remember 2 words.... "I" and "Do".
It's not rocket science.

Good luck man

"Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?"

"....Do I?"

Still probably a better response than, say, a Fonzie impression.

"Do you take this woman [etc.]?"

"Heeeeeeeyyyyyy..." *snaps fingers and bridesmaids come running*

And congratulations, of course!

[empath]

Firstly, CONGRATUALTIONS MR & MRS SABLE! (wait...it IS 'mrs', right? See the gender confusion thread )

Sable if anything just remember 2 words.... "I" and "Do".
It's not rocket science.

Good luck man

Ah-ah-ah; not that simple - I panicked and automatically said "I do." in response to the minister's "Will you...Will you...Will you?"

And people wonder why I'm such a Grammar Nazi™...

[Sable]

That was fun!

[empath]

That was fun!

Epic update, sir!


NOW it gets just a little more complex; for the remainder, you'll need four words:
I'll refer to Mr. Wing on those.

[Jillers]

Congrats!

[Kara]

That was fun!

Congrats Sable. I hope the lady knows how lucky she is.

[Master Gunner]

Congrats Sable!

[roseneko]

That was fun!

Congrats Sable. I hope the lady knows how lucky she is.

I absolutely do. I keep thinking I'm going to snap awake and come to my senses and realize that I'm not allowed to be this happy.

[roseneko]

Oh yeah, and thanks everyone. We're blissfully happy.