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Re: This is How We Do

Postby King Kool » 28 Jul 2009, 15:43

empath wrote:
Re'ozul wrote:(Its a one Billion Mark note)


Fixed that; "trillion" != "Eine Billion SScarf"


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Um, I think in Europe, the word "billion" means what Americans call "Trillion."
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Re: This is How We Do

Postby Lord Chrusher » 28 Jul 2009, 15:46

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Re: This is How We Do

Postby King Kool » 28 Jul 2009, 15:50

They put a picture of ROCKS on their 100 trillion dollar note? WE put Harry Truman!
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Re: This is How We Do

Postby Dave-O_Boy » 28 Jul 2009, 15:53

So what's the difference?

OH ice burn.



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Re: This is How We Do

Postby empath » 28 Jul 2009, 18:18

King Kool wrote:Um, I think in Europe, the word "billion" means what Americans call "Trillion."


Aye, that's the "long scale billion" (or billion = 'million million') as opposed to the "short scale billion" ( billion = 'thousand million'); UK, Commonwealth, USA, and indeed most of the world uses the short scale, but Continental Europe mostly uses the long scale.



BUT all this is MOOT, since I'm referring to the terms on the banknote itself - that itself refers to billion and thousand million, so that's the standards I'm using.

I guess the Weimar Republic was using the short scale at the time...before things went completely Librarian Poo. *shrug*



Oh, and the highest bid is Zimbabwe with one hundred trillion (short scale - one hundred billion long scale), do I hear one quadrillion?

One quadrillion?

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Re: This is How We Do

Postby Tapir12 » 28 Jul 2009, 18:27

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The saddest part is that before they redid their dollar (in Feb) that would have been worth $0.28 cents American.
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Re: This is How We Do

Postby Master Gunner » 28 Jul 2009, 18:51

This bill never actually made it into circulation, but was the result of the massive hyperinflation in Hungary following WWII.
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Now, that may not look that impressive at first, but that "b" on the bill, it stands for billion, with pengo being the base unit of currency. Also, this was with the long scale. So that's One Million Billion Pengo (again, long scale), which works out to 10^21, or about 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.

Even if you only want to go by what was released into circulation, there's still the 10^20 one, which is still 100,000,000,000,000,000,000.
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Re: This is How We Do

Postby Chfan » 29 Jul 2009, 04:16

Did you know in Zimbabwe they have sewer system problems from people using bills in lieu of toilet paper?
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Re: This is How We Do

Postby Cake » 29 Jul 2009, 04:35

In Zimbabwe, people would take home their paychecks in wheelbarrows, and the wheelbarrow would be worth more than the stack of money in it.
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Re: This is How We Do

Postby empath » 29 Jul 2009, 06:02

>Paging Dr. Stark; Dr. Graham Stark please take a call on line 10!<

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Re: This is How We Do

Postby ecocd » 29 Jul 2009, 07:10

Evil Jim wrote:U.S. Bills over $100 were pulled from circulation to make it more difficult for people to hoard cash.


I thought it was primarily to deal with counterfeiters and drug dealers. Carrying around cases of $100s is much less convenient than envelopes of $1,000s. The $100 bill is the most counterfeited paper currency in the world (a fact I just made up, but is probably true).
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Re: This is How We Do

Postby King Kool » 29 Jul 2009, 07:17

If it's not, then the counterfeiters are missing out.
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Re: This is How We Do

Postby ThrashJazzAssassin » 29 Jul 2009, 10:33

Sadly, no one on the internet has a picture of the British £10,000 note, although to be honest it looks a bit dull anyway - denominations that large are just written out like an IOU instead of having fancy pictures on. There are, however, exactly 10,000 of these in existence:

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Re: This is How We Do

Postby Mad Madam Mimm » 29 Jul 2009, 11:27

I didn't think there were any english notes above £50...
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Re: This is How We Do

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Re: This is How We Do

Postby Raine » 30 Jul 2009, 10:32

I may have an one up...

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Or not...
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Re: This is How We Do

Postby Fuzzyfreaker » 30 Jul 2009, 10:49

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I can neither confirm nor deny that I printed one of these out on bill stock before.
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Re: This is How We Do

Postby Re'ozul » 30 Jul 2009, 14:12

And here is what happens to all that money.

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Re: This is How We Do

Postby Raine » 30 Jul 2009, 14:19

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I can neither confirm nor deny that I printed one of these out on bill stock before.


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Re: This is How We Do

Postby mxd3496 » 31 Jul 2009, 04:46

ecocd wrote: The $100 bill is the most counterfeited paper currency in the world (a fact I just made up, but is probably true).



Actually the US $20 is the most commonly counterfeited, in the US at least not sure about the world. It is the most commonly circulated bill so it is far easier to pass off a counterfeit when it gets lost in the mix. Very few people use $100s regularly so they are always scrutinized.
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Re: This is How We Do

Postby Unlucky » 01 Aug 2009, 05:10

I lolled profusely.

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Re: This is How We Do

Postby VanHelsing23 » 03 Aug 2009, 01:22

This is all so ridiculous. Thank god we've moved to bottle caps.
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Re: This is How We Do

Postby Evil Jim » 03 Aug 2009, 01:54

People in retail are dangerously lazy when it comes to checking four counterfeits. There are several security measures directly on US currency but I only ever see cashiers mark it with the supposed security pen before deciding it's good enough to cash.

When I had to run register I'd always do a quick check of front/back, the colour shifting ink, watermark & security thread of bills $20 & up. It may have looked weird but that's what they're there for. Other employees still scolded me for not using the stupid pen.
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Re: This is How We Do

Postby Sir_Substance » 03 Aug 2009, 03:10

Tapir12 wrote:
Lord Chrusher wrote:Image

The saddest part is that before they redid their dollar (in Feb) that would have been worth $0.28 cents American.


i had a mate bring back this one from a trip to africa recently:

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i would have won it if one of my mates hadnt been such a manly man and eaten the WHOLE megadeath burger!

(for those not from Adelaide, the megadeath burger is supposed to be 10,000 times hotter then a jalapeno)

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Re: This is How We Do

Postby Dutch guy » 03 Aug 2009, 03:27

What is that "security pen" supposed to do??
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