Worst Shaving Incident

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Re: Worst Shaving Incident

Postby Theremin » 04 Aug 2009, 09:13

You're not wrong Lying, she is a cutie :wink:
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I just realised that sounded awful, I meant she's funny.
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Re: Worst Shaving Incident

Postby duffrey » 04 Aug 2009, 10:50

not necessarily worst, but in terms of unusual, I cut my ear lobe once shaving with a straight razor
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Re: Worst Shaving Incident

Postby Emperor Gum » 04 Aug 2009, 11:41

Theremin wrote:You're not wrong Lying, she is a cutie :wink:
I think i've found something new to subscribe to.
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I just realised that sounded awful, I meant she's funny.

I believe she is moving to Bath for university. Only seven miles Theremin...

[cough] Anyway, I gave up on normal razors after I kept cutting my fingers apart. Electric for the win.
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Re: Worst Shaving Incident

Postby Theremin » 04 Aug 2009, 15:15

Emperor Gum wrote:
Theremin wrote:You're not wrong Lying, she is a cutie :wink:
I think i've found something new to subscribe to.
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I just realised that sounded awful, I meant she's funny.

I believe she is moving to Bath for university. Only seven miles Theremin...


Oh, really? Might end up running into her, I do the odd bit of shopping around there.
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Re: Worst Shaving Incident

Postby Master Gunner » 04 Aug 2009, 19:41

Yes...."shopping".
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Re: Worst Shaving Incident

Postby Theremin » 05 Aug 2009, 05:12

Yes...shopping...with my eyes...
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Re: Worst Shaving Incident

Postby Unlucky » 05 Aug 2009, 05:58

Were I Mimm right now, I would be a bit weirded out guys. :P

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Re: Worst Shaving Incident

Postby Theremin » 05 Aug 2009, 06:21

We're not creepy, we're fanboys... oh wait, same thing.
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Re: Worst Shaving Incident

Postby Mad Madam Mimm » 08 Aug 2009, 11:38

I clearly need to injure myself more often just so I can keep an eye on this topic... awwkwaaaard....
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Re: Worst Shaving Incident

Postby InsaneFool » 08 Aug 2009, 12:28

One time I cut the bit of flesh attaching my ear to my head, right at the bottom of the lobe...that hurt like a sonofabitch and didn't heal for the longest time.
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Re: Worst Shaving Incident

Postby Theremin » 08 Aug 2009, 14:16

Ouch... I tore my earlobe once, it's the worst.
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Re: Worst Shaving Incident

Postby OMGItsSarah » 08 Aug 2009, 18:14

I've torn my ear piercings...which are on my lobes. That was my fault, though. Never stretch your piercings too fast, kids.
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Re: Worst Shaving Incident

Postby zfubarz » 08 Aug 2009, 21:09

OMGItsSarah wrote:I've torn my ear piercings...which are on my lobes. That was my fault, though. Never stretch your piercings too fast, kids.


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Re: Worst Shaving Incident

Postby Darkobra » 08 Aug 2009, 21:19

I like to use a razor without a guard. Can't deny how close a shave that is. Leant in to see the stubble, slipped on a rug, razor cut my lower lip down the middle about half an inch down. Stopping that bleeding was a bitch.

Thankfully I'm an insanely fast healer. Healed in 2 days and no scars.
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Re: Worst Shaving Incident

Postby OMGItsSarah » 08 Aug 2009, 21:22

I wish I was a fast healer. It takes ages for cuts to heal, and chances are I'll have scars. Just look at my legs...the scars are the reason I wear knee-socks in P.E. class...in summer.
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Re: Worst Shaving Incident

Postby Lyinginbedmon » 08 Aug 2009, 21:26

In my case I wish I was a fast facial hair grower.
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Re: Worst Shaving Incident

Postby Cake » 08 Aug 2009, 21:44

Darkobra wrote:I like to use a razor without a guard.

Where do I find one o thems? Or how do I make one?
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Re: Worst Shaving Incident

Postby Dave-O_Boy » 08 Aug 2009, 21:59

Lyinginbedmon wrote:In my case I wish I was a fast facial hair grower.

You will when you grow up, little man.
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Re: Worst Shaving Incident

Postby Lyinginbedmon » 08 Aug 2009, 22:44

Dave-O_Boy wrote:
Lyinginbedmon wrote:In my case I wish I was a fast facial hair grower.

You will when you grow up, little man.

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Re: Worst Shaving Incident

Postby Brad » 09 Aug 2009, 00:03

Apropos of nothing, where do Bath and Bristol line up with, say, York?
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Re: Worst Shaving Incident

Postby Bob The Magic Camel » 09 Aug 2009, 00:09

I use an electric (which is probably why I'm still alive enough to relay this story), yet still regularly cut myself. Yesterday I got myself twice on the jugular, about an inch apart. Fortunately they weren't bleeders, but it does look like I've had a run-in with a vampire.
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Re: Worst Shaving Incident

Postby Mad Madam Mimm » 09 Aug 2009, 00:38

Brad wrote:Apropos of nothing, where do Bath and Bristol line up with, say, York?


Geographically or in cultural comparison?
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Re: Worst Shaving Incident

Postby Darkobra » 09 Aug 2009, 07:45

Cake wrote:
Darkobra wrote:I like to use a razor without a guard.

Where do I find one o thems? Or how do I make one?


A gift from family. I've not actually seen those razors in a long time. Everything these days sounds like a fucking jet plane. Turbo! Mach 3! It shaves hair off my face! I don't care about its fucking name!

The day I see a razor called Four Wheel Glide is the day I shave with a butter knife instead.
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Re: Worst Shaving Incident

Postby Theremin » 09 Aug 2009, 11:59

Isn't there a razor with blades on BOTH sides now?
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Re: Worst Shaving Incident

Postby Mad Madam Mimm » 09 Aug 2009, 12:34

There's a man's facial grooming razor which has blades on both ends of the handle- on for the normal shave and one for "precision" trimming. And I maintain it is exactly the same as the woman's razor which has blades on both ends of the handle- one for legs and one for bikini zone. It's just the woman's razor's pink. If I could remember the names of these products, I would post pictures for your comparison.
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