Worst Shaving Incident
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You're not wrong Lying, she is a cutie
I think i've found something new to subscribe to.
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I just realised that sounded awful, I meant she's funny.
I think i've found something new to subscribe to.
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I just realised that sounded awful, I meant she's funny.
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not necessarily worst, but in terms of unusual, I cut my ear lobe once shaving with a straight razor
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Theremin wrote:You're not wrong Lying, she is a cutie
I think i've found something new to subscribe to.
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I just realised that sounded awful, I meant she's funny.
I believe she is moving to Bath for university. Only seven miles Theremin...
[cough] Anyway, I gave up on normal razors after I kept cutting my fingers apart. Electric for the win.
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Emperor Gum wrote:Theremin wrote:You're not wrong Lying, she is a cutie
I think i've found something new to subscribe to.
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I just realised that sounded awful, I meant she's funny.
I believe she is moving to Bath for university. Only seven miles Theremin...
Oh, really? Might end up running into her, I do the odd bit of shopping around there.
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Yes...."shopping".
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Were I Mimm right now, I would be a bit weirded out guys.
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We're not creepy, we're fanboys... oh wait, same thing.
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I clearly need to injure myself more often just so I can keep an eye on this topic... awwkwaaaard....
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One time I cut the bit of flesh attaching my ear to my head, right at the bottom of the lobe...that hurt like a sonofabitch and didn't heal for the longest time.
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I've torn my ear piercings...which are on my lobes. That was my fault, though. Never stretch your piercings too fast, kids.
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OMGItsSarah wrote:I've torn my ear piercings...which are on my lobes. That was my fault, though. Never stretch your piercings too fast, kids.
Sage advice.0_o
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I like to use a razor without a guard. Can't deny how close a shave that is. Leant in to see the stubble, slipped on a rug, razor cut my lower lip down the middle about half an inch down. Stopping that bleeding was a bitch.
Thankfully I'm an insanely fast healer. Healed in 2 days and no scars.
Thankfully I'm an insanely fast healer. Healed in 2 days and no scars.
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I wish I was a fast healer. It takes ages for cuts to heal, and chances are I'll have scars. Just look at my legs...the scars are the reason I wear knee-socks in P.E. class...in summer.
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In my case I wish I was a fast facial hair grower.
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Darkobra wrote:I like to use a razor without a guard.
Where do I find one o thems? Or how do I make one?
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Lyinginbedmon wrote:In my case I wish I was a fast facial hair grower.
You will when you grow up, little man.
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Oh and you can just call me Dave.
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Oh and you can just call me Dave.
No need for the whole screen name.
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Dave-O_Boy wrote:Lyinginbedmon wrote:In my case I wish I was a fast facial hair grower.
You will when you grow up, little man.
If it ain't happened in 19 years, it ain't gonna happen in 30.
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Apropos of nothing, where do Bath and Bristol line up with, say, York?
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I use an electric (which is probably why I'm still alive enough to relay this story), yet still regularly cut myself. Yesterday I got myself twice on the jugular, about an inch apart. Fortunately they weren't bleeders, but it does look like I've had a run-in with a vampire.
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Brad wrote:Apropos of nothing, where do Bath and Bristol line up with, say, York?
Geographically or in cultural comparison?
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Cake wrote:Darkobra wrote:I like to use a razor without a guard.
Where do I find one o thems? Or how do I make one?
A gift from family. I've not actually seen those razors in a long time. Everything these days sounds like a fucking jet plane. Turbo! Mach 3! It shaves hair off my face! I don't care about its fucking name!
The day I see a razor called Four Wheel Glide is the day I shave with a butter knife instead.
Lyinginbedmon wrote:You are clearly some form of incorporeal undead.
Like a vampire.
But with knives.
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Isn't there a razor with blades on BOTH sides now?
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There's a man's facial grooming razor which has blades on both ends of the handle- on for the normal shave and one for "precision" trimming. And I maintain it is exactly the same as the woman's razor which has blades on both ends of the handle- one for legs and one for bikini zone. It's just the woman's razor's pink. If I could remember the names of these products, I would post pictures for your comparison.
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