X Ways to Ruin Someones Life/Day
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To get torque, you need to cross Biker Boyz with and The Fast and the Furious 2 (french version mind you), and throw some random "racial tensions" here and there.
Torque is, and BY FAR, the WORSE "car"/"bike" movie I ever saw. And one of the worse movies to have graced this earth.
Hey man, où as-tu déniché ces jantes?
Torque is, and BY FAR, the WORSE "car"/"bike" movie I ever saw. And one of the worse movies to have graced this earth.
Hey man, où as-tu déniché ces jantes?
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- Patty McPat
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Dude the U.S. sucks big huge hairy balls...and the canadian government gives them whatever they want...I say that we should build a 400 foot wall around all of the U.S. and not let anyone in or out and then It'll be like "Escape From New York" only bigger and all the Americans will eventually end up killing themselves...oh yeah also take away all there military vehicles and nukes and also line the wall with bombs that will only explode if Americans touch them...they're like smart bombs only in this case I guess they're FUCKIN' RETARDED BOMBS!...cause Americans are FUCKIN' RETARDED...they're even more retarded than Bill...and Bill works at McDonalds...
"When God closes a door, punch him in the face"
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I'm so all for this evil doers plan, then =>
d'you think Graham has read this yet? *hint hint nudge nudge*
d'you think Graham has read this yet? *hint hint nudge nudge*
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Um... I actually really like Americans. It's their government I can't really stand.
Also, DuckofDoom, for the draft, you could get out of it in many ways. You have to pass non-insanity and fitness for duty tests and the such. So you could
1)make a pass at your drill sargent. And the cook. And half the guys in your unit. And your matress, and really anything else. Acting like a sex starved gay person might get your ass beat up, but it could also get out of the army!
2)Cut off your pinky toe. Or attempt to. While it will probably get you locked up for insanity, it will also make you inelegible to serve!
3) become a Quaker. Little known, but pacifist and generally alright christian sect. Then you can be a conscientious objector and end up in the mess hall instead of being out and getting shot.
4) flee to Canada, and hide out by squatting in rural BC. People won't find you because they won't bother to go look!
Also, DuckofDoom, for the draft, you could get out of it in many ways. You have to pass non-insanity and fitness for duty tests and the such. So you could
1)make a pass at your drill sargent. And the cook. And half the guys in your unit. And your matress, and really anything else. Acting like a sex starved gay person might get your ass beat up, but it could also get out of the army!
2)Cut off your pinky toe. Or attempt to. While it will probably get you locked up for insanity, it will also make you inelegible to serve!
3) become a Quaker. Little known, but pacifist and generally alright christian sect. Then you can be a conscientious objector and end up in the mess hall instead of being out and getting shot.
4) flee to Canada, and hide out by squatting in rural BC. People won't find you because they won't bother to go look!
HOLY SHIT GUYS! BEARS!
yeah, Canada's the nice guy. We'd never force our people to fight, cuz we'd never piss some other country off enough to get in to a fight.
We'd let them use our hockey rinks and drink our maple syrup as a sign of good nature =D
We'd let them use our hockey rinks and drink our maple syrup as a sign of good nature =D
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Morgan, I can assure you of two reasons you won't be a Quaker
1. Because it's you, they won't let you
2. Because it's you, you won't want to
take my advice and just stay the sex hungered maniac you are...plus if your a Quaker that will lower your chances of ever fucking Elisha Cuthbert more...and if that's not enough than your ill.
1. Because it's you, they won't let you
2. Because it's you, you won't want to
take my advice and just stay the sex hungered maniac you are...plus if your a Quaker that will lower your chances of ever fucking Elisha Cuthbert more...and if that's not enough than your ill.
"When God closes a door, punch him in the face"
-Patty-
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