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Postby Alex Steacy » 20 May 2004, 08:41

I totally watched Torque in the store and it was freaking garbage. I loved how the cover says that it's "unpretentious fun".

It was rubbish, especially the CG bike chase.
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Postby Patty McPat » 20 May 2004, 12:10

I agree it was total slop...but all I'm saying is it was entertaining.




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Postby headbomb » 20 May 2004, 19:50

To get torque, you need to cross Biker Boyz with and The Fast and the Furious 2 (french version mind you), and throw some random "racial tensions" here and there.

Torque is, and BY FAR, the WORSE "car"/"bike" movie I ever saw. And one of the worse movies to have graced this earth.


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Postby Patty McPat » 21 May 2004, 22:53

FROGGY!... :twisted:
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Postby DuckofDoom » 22 May 2004, 11:46

Ok the pres. Bush thing...I'm all for it. I'm so frickn' pissed at him. He acually wants to reinstate the draft. This sucks for me seeing as how I'm 19 and male.
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Postby Morgan » 22 May 2004, 23:06

avoid the draft! come to canada! that's what all the cool kids do!
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Postby DuckofDoom » 23 May 2004, 21:52

Unfortunatly the US and Canada signed some deal that keeps Americans from going to Canada to get out of the draft. Mabey I'll go anyway, I'm getting tiered of all the hulabaloo the US is starting and I'm not too crazy about Mexico.
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Postby Morgan » 23 May 2004, 22:39

come here and then go to cuba! they'll never find you!
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Postby Allen! » 24 May 2004, 03:40

You can't avoid the draft here...

...but that doesn't mean you can't claim political asylum when you DITCH your army and decide to present your unprofessional thoughts for money at UBC!
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Postby Patty McPat » 24 May 2004, 15:47

Dude the U.S. sucks big huge hairy balls...and the canadian government gives them whatever they want...I say that we should build a 400 foot wall around all of the U.S. and not let anyone in or out and then It'll be like "Escape From New York" only bigger and all the Americans will eventually end up killing themselves...oh yeah also take away all there military vehicles and nukes and also line the wall with bombs that will only explode if Americans touch them...they're like smart bombs only in this case I guess they're FUCKIN' RETARDED BOMBS!...cause Americans are FUCKIN' RETARDED...they're even more retarded than Bill...and Bill works at McDonalds... :lol:
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Postby Ash » 24 May 2004, 21:18

I'm so all for this evil doers plan, then =>

d'you think Graham has read this yet? *hint hint nudge nudge*
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Postby Morgan » 24 May 2004, 21:57

say no more, say no more.
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Postby Graham » 24 May 2004, 22:53

Oh, I've read it all right.

Oh, such an it I have read.

Still thinking.

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Postby Kathleen » 24 May 2004, 23:49

Um... I actually really like Americans. It's their government I can't really stand.
Also, DuckofDoom, for the draft, you could get out of it in many ways. You have to pass non-insanity and fitness for duty tests and the such. So you could
1)make a pass at your drill sargent. And the cook. And half the guys in your unit. And your matress, and really anything else. Acting like a sex starved gay person might get your ass beat up, but it could also get out of the army!
2)Cut off your pinky toe. Or attempt to. While it will probably get you locked up for insanity, it will also make you inelegible to serve!
3) become a Quaker. Little known, but pacifist and generally alright christian sect. Then you can be a conscientious objector and end up in the mess hall instead of being out and getting shot.
4) flee to Canada, and hide out by squatting in rural BC. People won't find you because they won't bother to go look!
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Postby Morgan » 25 May 2004, 01:00

i like the quaker idea the best! i think i'm gonna go do that!
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Postby Graham » 25 May 2004, 11:02

...we don't have a draft in Canada, Morgan.

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Postby Morgan » 25 May 2004, 11:06

who cares!
*quaking*
go me!
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Postby Ash » 25 May 2004, 11:12

yeah, Canada's the nice guy. We'd never force our people to fight, cuz we'd never piss some other country off enough to get in to a fight.

We'd let them use our hockey rinks and drink our maple syrup as a sign of good nature =D
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Postby Patty McPat » 25 May 2004, 11:16

Morgan, I can assure you of two reasons you won't be a Quaker

1. Because it's you, they won't let you

2. Because it's you, you won't want to

take my advice and just stay the sex hungered maniac you are...plus if your a Quaker that will lower your chances of ever fucking Elisha Cuthbert more...and if that's not enough than your ill. :lol:
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Postby Morgan » 25 May 2004, 11:27

*stops quaking*
hmmmmm... that may not be enough to quell that which i have started this day!
*starts shoosting quakers*
shoost! shoost! i shoost you all! let the shoosting begin!
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