Crapshot idea/script: Divine Intervention

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Crapshot idea/script: Divine Intervention

Postby Garwulf » 18 Dec 2018, 08:22

(And yes, I AM Jewish...)

EXT: wilderness, where the Biblical Moses is tending a flock. Suddenly, a bush catches on fire.

GOD: Moses, I am the God of your father, the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac and the God of Jacob. I have indeed seen the misery of my people in Egypt. I have heard them crying out because of their slave drivers, and I am concerned about their suffering. So I have come down to rescue them from the hand of the Egyptians and to bring them up out of that land into a good and spacious land, a land flowing with milk and honey—the home of the Canaanites, Hittites, Amorites, Perizzites, Hivites and Jebusites. And now the cry of the Israelites has reached me, and I have seen the way the Egyptians are oppressing them.

MOSES: Great! So you'll sign our petition?

[Beat]

GOD: Are you sure that's ALL you want me to do?

MOSES: Well, we have to give the system a chance to work!

- HONK

(I picture Cameron as Moses and GODPaul as God in this...)
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