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x ways to get rid of door to door salespeople

Postby Morgan » 06 Nov 2005, 17:08

'nuff said
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Postby headbomb » 06 Nov 2005, 20:23

Yes.
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Postby Under13 » 07 Nov 2005, 07:45

With a subtle return of the Satan's Witnesses?
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Postby AmazingPjotrMan » 07 Nov 2005, 08:01

Having someone pretend to be captured and then chasing after them isn't enough?
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Postby Morgan » 07 Nov 2005, 16:12

there are just so many ways in which you could warp the minds of people trying to sell you stuff/convert you.
also, there could definitely be some daan's witnesses!
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Postby AmazingPjotrMan » 08 Nov 2005, 06:00

If all else fails, the baseball bat is always a winner.
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Postby Rhynome » 08 Nov 2005, 10:38

Tried and tested method on [phone] salesmen... sorry 'salespersons'.

Acting REALLY enthusiastic, you love it, you want it, you NEED IT! Then just saying 'nah it's OK'. And if you overdo the enthusiasm enough they just go away on their own. Or you don't even need to say 'it's ok' you can just be really enthusiastic and then stop talking, and wait for their reaction, and if it's a door salesman you can just smile for the rest of it.

Or maybe even smile as soon as you answer the door, nothing more, just a big fuck off grin.
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Postby Morgan » 08 Nov 2005, 13:30

brilliant. so it shall be.
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Postby Dana » 08 Nov 2005, 19:07

Staring at their left ear throughout the whole conversation is always disconcerting.
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Postby Under13 » 09 Nov 2005, 06:50

I don't have too many door-to-door sales reps bothering me.

I usually get rid of telemarketers by making it sound like I was in the middle of / still participating in teh hawt secks.

Usually because I am.


Participating in hawt secks.


All the time.




Yeah.
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Postby Morgan » 10 Nov 2005, 18:06

i was once on the phone with a person from PETA or some other such nonsense and bill started shouting "no! NO!! don't do it! i'm still a virgin! arghhhhhh!!"
it was good fun, i tells ya.
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Postby Dana » 10 Nov 2005, 18:23

Heh. He should have yelled "No! I'm only 13!"
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Postby Morgan » 10 Nov 2005, 18:30

well, he was improvising so you can't ask for the world.
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Postby Dana » 10 Nov 2005, 23:54

Actually, now that I think about it, that should be one of your methods for the removal of door-to-door sales people. Giant Bill, yelling "I'm only 13!" on video? Comic gold.
"I swear it," said the other mother. "I swear it on my own mother's grave."



"Does she have a grave?" asked Coraline.



"Oh yes," said the other mother. "I put her in there myself. And when I found her trying to crawl out, I put her back."
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Postby Slick Rick » 11 Nov 2005, 02:06

answering telemarketers as someone else is always good for a laugh, so far i've pretended to be ghandi, tyler durden (from "fight club", for you poor souls who have not seen this movie), sean connery, and an adult film star just to name a few.

oh and my all time favorite is to pretend to be a telemarketer and try to sell the real telemarketer something useless like 7 cans of the finest thrifties skip jack tuna or your little sibling, hell even better someone elses little sibling.
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Postby AmazingPjotrMan » 11 Nov 2005, 05:41

Have you read the book? Fight Club that is.
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Postby Under13 » 11 Nov 2005, 07:06

Dana wrote:Heh. Jeff should have yelled "No! I'm Under13!"
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Postby Slick Rick » 11 Nov 2005, 15:32

no haven't read the book, my buddy dylan says it's pretty good though. I really liked the movie.
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Postby sky » 12 Nov 2005, 14:47

one word. naked. morgan would do it im sure.
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Postby Dana » 13 Nov 2005, 03:13

Great. Now I have to go bleach my brain. >_< I hate having to do that.
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Postby Morgan » 13 Nov 2005, 14:45

how many times must i surrender my body to art?
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Postby Dana » 13 Nov 2005, 16:46

AAAAAAAAAAUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

>_< Goddammit.
"I swear it," said the other mother. "I swear it on my own mother's grave."



"Does she have a grave?" asked Coraline.



"Oh yes," said the other mother. "I put her in there myself. And when I found her trying to crawl out, I put her back."

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