Bill

Allen! · Postby **Allen!** » 15 Mar 2004, 05:23

I'm REALLY surprised I haven't seen anything on Bill eating or drinking whatever you put in front of him. I mean.. c'mon!

Graham · Postby **Graham** » 15 Mar 2004, 07:35

RIGHT!

I knew there was an untapped Bill-talent we had forgotten.

He'll drink anything so long as the ingredients were edible on their own.

-G

Dana · Postby **Dana** » 15 Mar 2004, 18:59

What if the ingredients used to be edible, but possibly aren't anymore? Would he still drink that?

Graham · Postby **Graham** » 15 Mar 2004, 20:40

His exact stipulation is that whatever he drinks can't kill him, or cause him permanent harm.

Anything else is fair.

-G

Kate! · Postby **Kate!** » 16 Mar 2004, 20:56

How about, X ways Bill makes himself so damn fat?

Allen · Postby **Allen** » 17 Mar 2004, 01:49

Because there's no possible way to measure his fatness, as well as the fact that the ways in which he does it are infinite.

Kate! · Postby **Kate!** » 17 Mar 2004, 12:37

Indeed.

Allen! · Postby **Allen!** » 18 Mar 2004, 02:40

Agreed.

Kate! · Postby **Kate!** » 18 Mar 2004, 15:38

Of course.

Allen! · Postby **Allen!** » 18 Mar 2004, 19:37

A horse!

Graham · Postby **Graham** » 18 Mar 2004, 20:29

Is a horse.

-G

Jeffyd · Postby **Jeffyd** » 18 Mar 2004, 20:51

Of course its a horse. Burn.

Allen! · Postby **Allen!** » 18 Mar 2004, 22:38

Oh Ed, when will you stop bringing light to our lives, and nonsense to our forums?

Jer · Postby **Jer** » 19 Mar 2004, 11:34

Why bother with just one movie? You could make a whole mini-series about him . . . or maybe a fatti-series . . .

Introduce a new category called Fatasauraus and see where it goes :wink:

Allen · Postby **Allen** » 19 Mar 2004, 17:58

They'd have to be Cinemax Widescreen =/

Kayt · Postby **Kayt** » 19 Mar 2004, 18:20

or IMax.

Jeffyd · Postby **Jeffyd** » 19 Mar 2004, 19:28

I-max?? can we handle that much bill?

Jer · Postby **Jer** » 20 Mar 2004, 14:21

I don't think we could, but we could sell the movie to a third-world nation as a weapon of mass destruction, and make a bundle off it :wink:

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Allen! · Postby **Allen!** » 20 Mar 2004, 19:42

Dude, that'd be like... the Ring.

Beregon · Postby **Beregon** » 27 Mar 2004, 13:05

We should break things over Bill. Just stuff like chairs, broomsticks, random implements of destruction, what have you! You could end the video with a detailed showing of the bruises Bill earned.

Nothing that'd injure him horribly. Just stuff that'd be hy-larious to break on him.

I'm all about the breaking stuff.

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