Crapshots idea: The Parrot

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Crapshots idea: The Parrot

Postby CaptainSpam » 01 Jun 2016, 04:46

(open in a lab; Paul is here with labcoat and clipboard, along with one African grey parrot)

(we came in the middle of something; Paul finishes taking a note, then turns to parrot)

Paul (calmly): Pachyderm. Pachyderm. Pachyderm. Pachyderm.

(parrot appears to consider this for a second)

Parrot: Pachyderm! AWWWWWK! Pachyderm! Pachyderm!

(Paul nods, takes another note, and again turns to parrot)

Paul: Centrifuge. Centrifuge. Centrifuge. Centrifuge.

(parrot considers this for a couple more seconds than before; parrot looks slightly confused)

(parrot explodes into a cloud of feathers)

(Paul nods, unfazed by this, and takes another note)

(cut to Moonbase Delta, Friend Zone; Alex is reading something, James is nearby)

Alex: Huh. That's neat. It says here the African grey parrot can remember around a hundred distinct words and phrases.

(James considers this)

James: How do they test THAT?

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Yes, I did get the idea for this after learning that fact about African greys a while ago.

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