Crapshot: The Refreshment
Posted: 01 Jun 2017, 05:41
The chat suggests this Crapshot needs to have Serge, James and Cameron in it for maximum in-jokes, but I'll let whom it may concern be the judge of that.
INT. A coffee house/bar/diner/somewhere with chairs and tables.
CUSTOMER 1 and CUSTOMER 2 are sitting at a table. CUSTOMER 1, holding a coffee cup, talks to a BARISTA standing next to them.
BARISTA: Is everything okay?
CUSTOMER 1: Well, I ordered a mint-flavored cup of coffee, but this just tastes like coffee.
BARISTA: If you wanted mint-flavored COFFEE, why didn't you order that?
Baffled looks are exchanged.
CUT TO:
CUSTOMER 2 (Okay it's probably James): [Licks coffee cup] [Makes approving noise/face]
The end.
INT. A coffee house/bar/diner/somewhere with chairs and tables.
CUSTOMER 1 and CUSTOMER 2 are sitting at a table. CUSTOMER 1, holding a coffee cup, talks to a BARISTA standing next to them.
BARISTA: Is everything okay?
CUSTOMER 1: Well, I ordered a mint-flavored cup of coffee, but this just tastes like coffee.
BARISTA: If you wanted mint-flavored COFFEE, why didn't you order that?
Baffled looks are exchanged.
CUT TO:
CUSTOMER 2 (Okay it's probably James): [Licks coffee cup] [Makes approving noise/face]
The end.