Crapshot idea/script: The Hypnosis
Posted: 02 Mar 2018, 16:04
INT therapist's office, with a patient undergoing hypnotherapy on the couch.
Hypnotist: Now, I want you to travel back to when you were only three years old and remember.
Patient: (Child-like) I'm there.
Hypnotist: And now I want you to go right back to just after your birth.
Patient: (Child-like) That face in the bed - is that my mommy?
Hypnotist: Yes, it is. Now, I want you to go back to before your birth. Back to when you were a zygote. I want to speak to you when you were a zygote.
Patient: (Very child-like) It's so warm and comforting.
Hypnotist: Good. (Beat) Now HOW MUCH INFORMATION DID YOU PASS TO THE RUSSIANS?
Patient: American swine! I'll never sell out my comrades in the Zygote Revolutionary Front!
- HONK
Hypnotist: Now, I want you to travel back to when you were only three years old and remember.
Patient: (Child-like) I'm there.
Hypnotist: And now I want you to go right back to just after your birth.
Patient: (Child-like) That face in the bed - is that my mommy?
Hypnotist: Yes, it is. Now, I want you to go back to before your birth. Back to when you were a zygote. I want to speak to you when you were a zygote.
Patient: (Very child-like) It's so warm and comforting.
Hypnotist: Good. (Beat) Now HOW MUCH INFORMATION DID YOU PASS TO THE RUSSIANS?
Patient: American swine! I'll never sell out my comrades in the Zygote Revolutionary Front!
- HONK