Crapshot idea/script: The Lawyers

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Crapshot idea/script: The Lawyers

Postby Garwulf » 18 Mar 2018, 11:35

INT Office with receptionist. A person in street clothes walks in.

Receptionist: How can I help you today sir?

Person: (Slightly confused) I'd like a burger.

Receptionist: Just one moment, sir. Jim, it's for you!

Jim, a lawyer, walks out in a suit and tie.

Jim: Hello there! How can we help you today?

Person: (More confused) I'd just like a hamburger.

Jim: We meet people like you all the time. A hamburger - such a simple need. And it should be simple - but it isn't. The fast food industry is full of false advertising, creating an impression of their food that bears no resemblance to reality, but it's not them who are hurt. Oh no, it's never them - it's people like you. And that's why we're here - to get justice for people like you, who just want to order a hamburger, and get a real, proper, hamburger.

Person: No, really, I just want a hamburger. Right now. To eat.

Jim: (Beat) Oh. (Turns to the back) BILL, I TOLD YOU THAT THE DAMN NAME WOULD CAUSE CONFUSION!

CUT to outside of office to the firm's sign: HAM BURGER & FRIES.

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