Crapshot idea/script: Manly Cooking
Posted: 29 Apr 2018, 14:43
INT a TV show kitchen.
VO: We now join Manly Cooking, already in progress.
HOST:
...and timing is essential if you want your souffle to come out just right.
(Beat)
Now, according to our metrics, this is the moment of the show in which your spouse or significant other is most likely to walk in on you, and it is very important to keep up appearances. So, REMEMBER THAT THE ONLY WAY TO EAT YOUR STEAK IS BLOODY AND RAW! ONLY WIMPS USE KNIVES AND FORKS. REAL MEN USE THEIR JAWS AND THEIR HANDS!
(Beat)
Now that your spouse or significant other has left the room, we're going to talk about the finer point of using minced garlic in white sauces, and just how important it can be to chop the garlic yourself.
- HONK
VO: We now join Manly Cooking, already in progress.
HOST:
...and timing is essential if you want your souffle to come out just right.
(Beat)
Now, according to our metrics, this is the moment of the show in which your spouse or significant other is most likely to walk in on you, and it is very important to keep up appearances. So, REMEMBER THAT THE ONLY WAY TO EAT YOUR STEAK IS BLOODY AND RAW! ONLY WIMPS USE KNIVES AND FORKS. REAL MEN USE THEIR JAWS AND THEIR HANDS!
(Beat)
Now that your spouse or significant other has left the room, we're going to talk about the finer point of using minced garlic in white sauces, and just how important it can be to chop the garlic yourself.
- HONK