Crapshot idea/script: The Sign
Posted: 05 May 2018, 14:23
Ext public park. Person #1 is sitting on a bench, tossing food to chipmunks. Person #2 sees what he is doing and approaches.
Person #2: Those chipmunks really like that stuff, don't they.
Person #1: They do indeed.
Person #2: You know there's a sign over there about not feeding the wildlife - says it can lead to "unnatural behaviour".
[Beat]
Person #1: Yeah, you're right. I probably shouldn't do it. (Starts to put food away)
Both people freeze as they hear the "ka-click!" of a gun.
Chipmunk: We didn't say you could stop.
- HONK
Person #2: Those chipmunks really like that stuff, don't they.
Person #1: They do indeed.
Person #2: You know there's a sign over there about not feeding the wildlife - says it can lead to "unnatural behaviour".
[Beat]
Person #1: Yeah, you're right. I probably shouldn't do it. (Starts to put food away)
Both people freeze as they hear the "ka-click!" of a gun.
Chipmunk: We didn't say you could stop.
- HONK