Crapshot idea/script: The Pet
Posted: 07 May 2018, 12:31
INT lounge. Person 1 comes across Person 2, who is looking very sad.
Person 1: What happened?
Person 2: My pet rabbit died.
Person 1: I'm so sorry.
Person 2: I raised it from when it was a hamster.
Person 2 leaves as Person 1 blinks in confusion. Person 3 enters and looks at Person 1.
Person 3: What's up with you?
Person 1: [Person 2's character name] has some really strange ideas about biology.
Person 3: Oh?
Person 1: He thinks that rabbits start off as hamsters.
Person 3: That IS weird.
Person 1: Besides, everybody knows they start off as gerbils!
Person 1 leaves as Person 3 blinks in confusion.
Person 3: Wait, WHAT?!
Person 1: What happened?
Person 2: My pet rabbit died.
Person 1: I'm so sorry.
Person 2: I raised it from when it was a hamster.
Person 2 leaves as Person 1 blinks in confusion. Person 3 enters and looks at Person 1.
Person 3: What's up with you?
Person 1: [Person 2's character name] has some really strange ideas about biology.
Person 3: Oh?
Person 1: He thinks that rabbits start off as hamsters.
Person 3: That IS weird.
Person 1: Besides, everybody knows they start off as gerbils!
Person 1 leaves as Person 3 blinks in confusion.
Person 3: Wait, WHAT?!