(Inspired from a scene in Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.)
INT studio with male presenter in a trendy suit in the middle of talking to the camera.
Presenter: ...and if you really want to be romantic to the extreme, you need to kiss extreme! A good kiss won't just sweep her off her feet, it needs to be forceful enough to loosen her teeth!
CUT TO: INT room of network executives staring at a TV with mounting horror.
Presenter (VO from TV): And don't just hug her - be EXTREME! Make good use of your surroundings to slam her into the most extreme things possible!
The video is turned off.
Presenter (Sitting at table with the executives): As you can see, I think "Romance to the EXTREME" will revolutionize the world of dating-
Executives (all at once): NO!
Presenter: Okay, you might not like "Romance to the EXTREME," but you'll just love my next idea, "Raising Children to the EXTREME"-
Executives (all at once): SECURITY!
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