Crapshots Idea/Script: The Container

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Crapshots Idea/Script: The Container

Postby ewhac » 13 Sep 2018, 18:18

(Something I bashed out on the fly on the Book of Faces, and realized it could be a decent, if niche, Crapshot.)

Title Card: An Allegory for Linux Containers

Kernel Hacker:
"Here's a power saw."

Clueless Developer #1:
"WOW! A HOUSE-BUILDER!"

KH:
"Uh, not really. It's just a tool you can use to..."

CD#1:
"HEY, GUYS! I can build my own house now!" [exits]

KH:
"You should really read up more on all the myriad details that go in to a well-built house..."

CD#2:
"I'M GETTING RICH SELLING YOUR HOUSE-BUILDER IN A SHINY BOX!" [exits]

KH:
"Er, slow down a bit; you need to..."

Clueless User:
"Hey! Someone broke in to the house I built with HOUSE-BUILDER! When will the newest HOUSE-BUILDER be released?"

KH:
"It's not a house-builder! It's a...."

CD#3:
[enters with bloody forearm] "OW! HOUSE-BUILDER CUT OFF MY HAND! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?"

KH:
"Oh my... Wait. You pushed your hand all the way through the saw?"

CD#3:
"What's a saw? I have a HOUSE-BUILDER!!"

### Honk

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