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[TheTempestKing]

My sister suggests "Ways to Get Rid of Squirrels". We have a severe overpopulation of them in North Carolina, you see. It could probably be substituted with any pest found around you guys and have the same comedic effect.

[Lord Chrusher]

Many people will think that I am a horrible person but
Ways to get rid of the rabbits at UVic
The population has gotten out of control and something to needs to be done. Unfortunately they are considered cute, especially the babies and most of students at UVic are girls.

[Mad Madam Mimm]

Rabbits are vermin. Get yourself a farmer, he'll set those cissy city girls right. *oo-arr, born in the country*

Anyway. You know those big yet poorly written villains in a lot of disney films, who tend to threaten people with the line "I'll make you wish you'd never been born"? I propose an x-ways-to-y "how to make someone wish they'd never been born"

[Theremin]

Ways to ruin someone's life?

[Machalllewis]

This doesn't exactly fit the formula but the Worst Times to Break Into Song makes me laugh.

[Vigafre]

I get the feeling this has already been said, but:

Ways to Block Distractions (for studying and whatnot)

[Lag]

X ways to avoid Ravid Fanboy's at PAX

[the amativeness]

X ways to avoid Ravid Fanboy's at PAX

Ravid? Do you mean Rabid?

[Arius]

most of students at UVic are girls.

Applying for a semester abroad in Canada...

As for X2Y: Ways to Ruin a Vacation

[Unclever title]

X ways to avoid Ravid Fanboy's at PAX

Ravid? Do you mean Rabid?

I think "Raving" would be more appropriate (As far as using dictionary certified words goes).

I could have sworn that "ravid" was an actual (English) word, similar in meaning to raving but not as an adjective derived from a verb but as say a "propensity to rave", especially about specific subjects as fanboys tend to do.

But it's not in the dictionaries that I checked. Of course in my humble opinion that doesn't make it any less valid as a word so long as the meaning is clear (in context at least).

[Arius]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ravid_(Dungeons_%26_Dragons)

"The ravid seems to have little goal in life."

Sad.

[ThrashJazzAssassin]

"Spare a thought this autumn for the poor Ravid as it lives out its lonely, mute and purposeless existence in the Positive Energy Plane."

[Highlander]

x ways to pull
kinda like LLLabs but with the music oh the music

[Arius]

Ways to ruin a date.
Ways to get revenge.
Ways to get fired.
Ways to get in a LRR video. <- Has to be done, I imagine a Raimi of the crew filming then being chased.

[TheBenjiNecessity]

My suggestion is:

Ways to Commit Suicide

Okay, I know this sounds a little bit morbid but bare with me on this. It doesn't have to be. One of the segments could be something like:

A guy jumps into a big computer science seminar and shouts, "LINUX SUCKS!!" Chaos ensues.

[TheBenjiNecessity]

In addition to my previous post:

The Sam Raimi could be where a guy just doesn't run away. He just lets whatever is chasing him catch him.

[Vigafre]

Maybe it would be "Ways to be a good masochist"

[Master Gunner]

I think I have a folder on that....

[Theremin]

Ways to dispose of porn?

[Master Gunner]

I think I have a macro for that....

[Maeglin]

Ways to remember someone's name.

[Sarez]

"Ways to stop video game addiction"
This video will ofcause need a certain amount of violence and Paul in a lab coat.

[Unclever title]

"Ways to stop video game addiction"
This video will ofcause need a certain amount of violence and Paul in a lab coat.

Shock Therapy?

This is a particularly good suggestion by the by.

[Theremin]

Ways to win someone's heart.

Ways to get a hit single.

Ways to be a supervillain.

[ThrashJazzAssassin]

Since LRR are trying to encourage us to use social networking more, it might be cool to do a "Ways to Support LoadingReadyRun" ad as well as the specific T-shirt and screening ads. Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, mentioning it really loudly in public places, buying merchandise, attending screenings, rabid superfan stalking, etc.