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Postby OmegaZultan » 25 Aug 2007, 18:57

Lavos wrote:X ways to please old ladies.
Preferably morgan pleasing old ladies.


So very, very yes
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Postby JesterJ. » 31 Aug 2007, 23:38

X ways to use up old rainbow-colored shirts?
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Postby Ishamel » 01 Sep 2007, 01:31

Shirts? YES.

x ways to...
ruin a holiday
find the mole in your secret organisation (I'm thinking of the 'torture' scene in Blackadder Goes Forth with the floury baps ;P )
skin a cat :S
acquire food (wanna see [i]somebody [/i]rummage in a bin am i right? also paul as hedgerow berry-gatherer)
get clean
do without internet
communicate (plastic-cup-and-string phones involved obliviously.)

that's me out...
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Postby Cake » 27 Sep 2007, 14:35

X ways to Get out of work, including, but not limited to:

"If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all the guns today."

"I have to go in for a blood transfusion... My stigmata's acting up again."

"I accidentally converted my calendar from Julian to Gregorian and lost today."

"The dog ate my car keys and we have to hitchhike to the vet."
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Postby Kwiksilva » 27 Sep 2007, 15:49

I really like the hitchhike to the vet one lol
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Postby Sable » 07 Oct 2007, 14:59

Ways to pwn noobs.
Ways to be pwned like a noob.
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Postby scorpkahnpoop » 15 Oct 2007, 03:58

x ways to do "x ways to y".
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Postby Allen! » 15 Oct 2007, 05:43

scorpkahnpoop wrote:x ways to do "x ways to y".


Nice, only three times in this thread so far.

x ways to ask for 'xways to do 'xways to y''.

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Postby Checkviller » 19 Oct 2007, 02:47

owl+ bungee cord= my arse wrote:Ways to hide your porn.


:D LOL :D

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x ways to avoid Dutch people
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Postby Unclever title » 21 Oct 2007, 13:52

x ways to take sexual orientation away from the rainbow (podcast reference).

x ways to get gold medals in the Portal challenge levels (Might be very short unless you get really creative)

x ways to sneak into a movie theater

x ways to be a hobo
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Postby Lavos » 25 Oct 2007, 21:59

X ways to die in a fire.
i dont know what's happening anymore
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Postby kkief02 » 29 Oct 2007, 15:22

Alja-Markir wrote:I dunno. Ways to make an X Ways To Y seems a little too quantum meta. Mebbe just a ways to make an LRR Video?

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but they did a quantum doc. why not a quantum x ways to y
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Postby kkief02 » 30 Oct 2007, 16:01

x ways to go shopping with a girl
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Graham wrote:It was less "filler" and more "I'm Morgan! I want to show off my hat! I have sex with dead horses!"
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Ways to rid yourself of Windows Vista

Postby Megas3300 » 31 Oct 2007, 17:36

Ways to rid yourself of Windows Vista

Paper Shreader,
Linux,
Leave it in a room with Paul,
Shotgun,
Virus,
BSOD,
Ipod,
Zune,
SED,
The list goes on...

Get a bunch of recordable disks and use a few computers (but don't break the computers(perhaps a friend will give you a vista PC))
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Postby JamesTheWarrior » 23 Nov 2007, 22:46

X ways for Gordan Freeman to get out of a back corner: with Paul as Gordan Freeman, it writes itself.
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Postby Sable » 27 Nov 2007, 12:51

X ways to destroy a Desert Bus CD.
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Postby Lord Chrusher » 27 Nov 2007, 13:12

Ways to play Desert Bus ... wait that is what Paul, James, Morgan and Bill have been doing for the past few days.
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Postby Unclever title » 27 Nov 2007, 15:37

Lord Chrusher wrote:Ways to play Desert Bus ... wait that is what Paul, James, Morgan and Bill have been doing for the past few days.


Yes, but if they have been recording it, then they might be able to patch together a 4 or five minutes of the more interesting highlights, particularly for those who are unable to view the feed. Besides it's an easy video update.
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Postby Tim » 28 Nov 2007, 14:04

"X ways to create an internet meme."
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Postby Quovak » 02 Dec 2007, 11:44

X ways to earn $23,000 for the kids.
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Postby lol 69 » 02 Dec 2007, 12:28

Um...

Ways to think of ways to do things? No, wait,

Ways to eat a Twix bar. Yes. Saw an article about that somewhere.
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to cure paranoia

Postby wuzoe » 02 Dec 2007, 15:17

X ways to cure paranoia.
Ways could include meditation, visualization, psycho therapy, psychopharmacuticals, etc. Real stuff.

The joke is that "just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you." I'm thinking you can feature a ninja, a G-man, a zombie, .... Gordon Freeman? .... maybe not that last one, though I'd love it so much.
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Postby wuzoe » 07 Dec 2007, 20:01

In the 3 Wiis thread, Quovak said:
Quovak wrote:Maybe more than anything there should be an X ways to have 3 of something.


That got me thinking... Why do "X ways to Y" episodes always set the Y and try lots of Xs?

I humbly suggest: Three ways to Y.

Like a Goofus and Gallant, doing lots of different things. The third person? I'd vote for someone with supernatural abilities.

Goofus, Gallant, Gordon Freeman.
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Postby Karkon » 11 Dec 2007, 15:07

wuzoe wrote:I humbly suggest: Three ways to Y.

Like a Goofus and Gallant, doing lots of different things. The third person? I'd vote for someone with supernatural abilities.

Goofus, Gallant, Gordon Freeman.


Sort of like where the challenge is put up first, like getting past a wall, and each one's different method of surpassing it? In the wall example, one would just climb over, whilst Freeman would construct an elaborate barricade to jump up and over.

Actually, just a set of challenges, some really mundane would work with anybody vs. Gordon freeman, as they'd do the obvious thing whilst Gordon would do something more elaborate, sciency, and wrentchy. And at the end turn it around or something, before same joke gets old.

Actually, I vote Paul vs. Gordon Freeman, with Paul playing both parts! Just need a Gordon Freeman suit...
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Re: to cure paranoia

Postby AmazingPjotrMan » 18 Dec 2007, 03:40

wuzoe wrote:X ways to cure paranoia.


Better yet, X ways to CREATE paranoia.

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