For me, this weeks Podcast thread was just too funny to not contain a video idea.
Morgan is woman, she always has been. and EVERYONE knows Morgan is a woman ... except Morgan. (could be another character)
Sort the opposite effect of 'worst homosexual' because the surprise is on Morgan rather than everyone else.
Start off with Morgan being denied access to the gentlemen's room.
When she tells the rest of the crew no one is surprised.
"Man today was weird ... I couldn't use the men's room because the attendant claimed that I was a woman"
"So what ... you ARE a woman"
"What do you mean? I'm a dude! I've always been a dude! Look at me! I look like a guy, I talk like a guy, I smell like a guy"
"yeah, you always have been quite the tomboy"
"BUT I HAVE A PENIS!"
"What does that have to do with it? Morgan you're a woman."
"why didn't anyone tell ME this?"
"Its on your birth certificate ... I figured you knew"
EDIT: This dialouge is potentially even funnier if its between Morgan and his Mom/Dad rather than the crew.
Eventually she comes to terms with it and attempts to conform to the female gender roles/stereotypes.
"I'm a HE, really!"
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Re: "I'm a HE, really!"
eiopqrtuwy wrote:For me, this weeks Podcast thread was just too funny to not contain a video idea.
Morgan is woman, she always has been. and EVERYONE knows Morgan is a woman ... except Morgan. (could be another character)
Sort the opposite effect of 'worst homosexual' because the surprise is on Morgan rather than everyone else.
Start off with Morgan being denied access to the gentlemen's room.
When she tells the rest of the crew no one is surprised.
"Man today was weird ... I couldn't use the men's room because the attendant claimed that I was a woman"
"So... you ARE a woman"
"What do you mean? I'm a dude! I've always been a dude! Look at me! I look like a guy, I talk like a guy, I smell like a guy"
"yeah, you always have been quite the tomboy"
"BUT I HAVE A PENIS!"
"What does that have to do with it? Morgan you're a woman."
"why didn't anyone tell ME this?"
"Its on your birth certificate ... I figured you knew"
Eventually she comes to terms with it and attempts to conform to the female gender roles/stereotypes.
jtaylor wrote:Use the water balloons again.
First of all, those weren't water balloons.
Anyway, I think that this idea really could work. I mean you just need to explain away some key things.
Mad Pimpin Playa = Sexy Lesbian
Facial Hair = Raised Testosterone Level
and so on...
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I think it should be someone other than Morgan, since he is already the worst homosexual. Making him a woman would undo the logic of that video. Plus, everything would probably end up like the whole Body Swap thing. "So round!"
Better would be someone like Paul unknowingly being a woman. First, in The Worst Homosexual, he doesn't realize Morgan is gay. Now his own gender is a mystery to him!
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Better would be someone like Paul unknowingly being a woman. First, in The Worst Homosexual, he doesn't realize Morgan is gay. Now his own gender is a mystery to him!
- - "Seriously guys, how could you not once mention this to me? How could I not even know?!"
- "Well c'mon Paul, everyone knows gamer girls aren't that rare."
- "True... But how many of them have beards?!?!?"
- "Ehhh... you'd be surprised."
- - "I just don't believe this! What am I going to do?! I've been living a lie all these years!"
- "If it's any consolation, I've been trying to live one myself, without much success."
- "Oh you're a big load of help! But... but if I'm a woman, does that mean I'm a Lesbian too?!"
- "Well, yeah, clearly."
- "Wait, if I'm a Lesbian why didn't you mention it when we got all those e-mails from the gay community?!"
- "Well gays are homosexual men, and lesbians are their female counterparts. You only mentioned the gay community."
- "But I meant the "Homosexual" community, not just one half of it!"
- "Well I'm sorry I'm not a mind-reader. God, you women always expect us men to know what you're thinking."
- "What?!?!"
- "Nothing. Look, let's not get all emotional."
- - "Wait... Aha! if I'm a woman, why hasn't Morgan ever hit on me? We all know what a mad pimpin' playah he is."
- "Well clearly you wouldn't be interested, being a lesbian."
- "Oh, right. Hmm."
- - "Well this is one fine mess. I wake up today and find out I'm actually not a man but a butch lesbian! How am I ever going to get into a relationship now?"
- "Well, straight women date gay Morgan ya know."
- "But the oposite of straight women dating a gay man is straight men dating a lesbian woman!"
- "I... ooh... uhh. Hmm."
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