Official "Ask An Alex" Question Thread

orn310 · Postby **orn310** » 30 Jun 2008, 13:08

what is the longest phrase that you can speak in Hex?
orn310

orn310 · Postby **orn310** » 30 Jun 2008, 13:13

What is the weirdest question that you have gotten so far?
Alex/orn310

tothehorrorshow · Postby **tothehorrorshow** » 30 Jun 2008, 16:22

Dear Alex,

I must know are soup kitchens really to help the homeless or are they just hobo cloning factories?

Kitsune · Postby **Kitsune** » 02 Jul 2008, 17:30

Dear Alex,

In the case of a Zombie attack, what is your course of action?
What IS the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything?
What kind of music do you listen to?
What is your favorite movie?

as long as π are squared,
Kitsune

P.S.
WHY DON'T YOU CHECK THIS THREAD MORE OFTEN?

allison · Postby **allison** » 02 Jul 2008, 22:45

can you say "irsh wristwatch" three times fast?

Lyinginbedmon · Postby **Lyinginbedmon** » 08 Jul 2008, 13:06

Dear Alex,

Which is superior: Big breasts or flat chests?

Obviously the larger mammaries are designed to attract the attention of mate-seeking males, and certainly achieve that goal often. But then, can a male seeking only a large-breasted mate really be a good thing? Flat chests therefore may be better choices for fulfilling relationships, but does the lack of evident physical flattery leave something to be desired?

Personally, I prefer the sign of natural selection to that of innate silicone.

To summarise: Are big breasts worth it?

Sincerely, curious Tim.

Nomadic · Postby **Nomadic** » 14 Jul 2008, 20:31

Dear Alex,

If it was possible to travel through space and time without any negative side effects (such as breaking reality or self-destruction), where and when would you travel to?

If you traveled to 1960, got on a plane, had the plane get hijacked in the middle of the Atlantic, crash, survive the collision somehow only to find a huge underwater city, and somehow gain superpowers, would you use the superpowers to fix the underwater dystopia, or would you destroy everything whilst laughing maniacally?

If you had to choose between your best friend's brother's friend's cousin's uncle's brother's son's life and a donut (THE BEST DONUT IN THE UNIVERSE EVER), which would you choose?

If you chose the life above, would you undo that decision for cake (THE BEST CAKE EVER...that may or may not be a lie)?
If you chose the donut above, would you undo that decision for more cake (See Above)?

How many rabid fanboys does it take to make the fandom a cult? Furthermore, how many rabid fanboys does it take to make a fandom stop being fun?

If you could change one thing about this post, what would it be?

And finally, a challenge. There is a quote in my signature (which I shall repost below on the off-chance something happens between the posting of this message and your reading of it). Please attempt to decipher the meaning behind it.

Nomadic wrote:Perceptions control your reality.

If you are able to decipher it, the total IQ change since the beginning of this post to your brain and the collective brains of your audience will be nullified.

Sincerely,
Nomadic

WaffleIronMan · Postby **WaffleIronMan** » 20 Jul 2008, 01:22

Dear Alex,
I have been making the MAN COOKING MANLY MEALS and I wanted to know whether there was anything that you didn't mention or specify in the video that you might need to know when making assault steak?

orn310 · Postby **orn310** » 31 Jul 2008, 23:35

Dear Alex,
Did you die? If you did, can I get your webcam?
Another Alex...

Cake · Postby **Cake** » 01 Aug 2008, 00:08

Dear orn310,

Smaller avatar plx

Yours truly,

Cake

Squeedlyspooch · Postby **Squeedlyspooch** » 14 Aug 2008, 03:33

Dear Alex,

In the event of a zombie apocalypse, what is your weapon of choice?

johnnyyy · Postby **johnnyyy** » 28 Aug 2008, 06:01

Dear Alex who unfortunately has the same name as the most annoying bastard in my year group at school,

In the 11th PhailhaÃ¼s, Graham attempted to imitate his sister in sayin 'getting hiiiiiiiiiiiiigh' but phailed miserably. I was wondering, with your EPIC MANVOICE if you could do it any better?
Also, where did you get your rad goggles from?
When is the next Ask An Alex going to be on?
Will you marry me? :lol:

'Til Death Do Us Part,

Johnnyyy

Lyinginbedmon · Postby **Lyinginbedmon** » 08 Sep 2008, 00:01

Dear Lord Alex of Canadon

How are you after the big Toronto explosion? What was it like?

Nothing interesting ever happens around here, even when 5 people die in floods and the country is on high alert.

Sincerely, Lying the eternally bored.

plane · Postby **plane** » 11 Sep 2008, 07:56

Dear Alex,

How do you plan to defeat your arch-foe, Xela? I ask this question simply out of curiosity, and certainly am not secretly your arch-foe using a different name.

Askingly yours,
Not Xela

swimming-bird · Postby **swimming-bird** » 12 Sep 2008, 07:03

Hey, Alex,
Where did you get those awesome goggles you're always wearing? I totally want some. If you don't tell me I'll come to Toronto and steal yours.

Thanks
a female Alex

Unclever title · Postby **Unclever title** » 20 Sep 2008, 11:55

Dear Gogglemun,

About how much C4 is necessary to bow up 24 kittens that are placed in a grid precisely 1 meter apart from each other? And what's the most unusual and 2nd most unusual math problems you have ever encountered?

Sincerely,

Confused.

orn310 · Postby **orn310** » 30 Oct 2008, 20:29

Dear Older Double:

What do you think my nickname should sound like
(please no jokes about adding a P to the front... it's been done... too much... IT'S ORION DAMNIT... the first site I tried it on changed it to Orn310... )

Unclever title · Postby **Unclever title** » 01 Dec 2008, 12:06

Dear Alex,

How do you type with boxing gloves on your hands?

Sincerely,
Uncle t

the amativeness · Postby **the amativeness** » 01 Dec 2008, 14:18

Unclever title wrote:Dear Alex,

How do you type with boxing gloves on your hands?

Sincerely,
Uncle t

Dear Uncle T,

You realize we've been doing AAA Live for the past few weeks?

-teh_A

Unclever title · Postby **Unclever title** » 01 Dec 2008, 20:31

the amativeness wrote:
Unclever title wrote:Dear Alex,

How do you type with boxing gloves on your hands?

Sincerely,
Uncle t

Dear Uncle T,

You realize we've been doing AAA Live for the past few weeks?

-teh_A

Weeks? I thought that was a one time thing? I've been away from the forums awhile. It's using Ustream right? Unfortunately for now I'm behind my school's proxy and for some reason that is preventing me from being able to see the Ustream videos so I'm also missing out on the Desert Bus feed. (didn't help that I forgot about it for when I was still home this past weekend) Well I know where not to post for the time being. Or where it won't matter too much. Thanks.

TehXmasGhost · Postby **TehXmasGhost** » 05 Dec 2008, 16:14

If I'm seriously thinking about killing several people and the 8-ball say "make sure to clean up after yourself," should i strangle them, or just rip their intestines out and shove them down their throat, and then pull them out again?

MaybeNotMan · Postby **MaybeNotMan** » 20 Dec 2008, 14:13

Dear Alex,

Growl.

Bears.

Elomin Sha · Postby **Elomin Sha** » 05 Feb 2009, 17:37

Dear Door Stucked Alex:

Why do you never read these anymore?

Lyinginbedmon · Postby **Lyinginbedmon** » 05 Feb 2009, 18:01

Dear Media Student Alex:

Have you completely forsaken the idea of making AAA videos in favour of immersing yourself in AAAL?

Sasha · Postby **Sasha** » 09 Feb 2009, 21:53

Dear Alex My Love:

Are you really doing Ask an Alex live? And what's Ustream and where can one find this stream?

Sincerely,
A Closet Genius

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