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Posted: 04 Jun 2008, 10:54
by AdmiralBarikir
Sir Alex the malevolent,

If zombies took over and burned down Ottowa, would Toronto become the new capital of Canada? or would Canada pull an 1812 and just rebuild Ottowa, except into a bigger, better more steam powered city?

Also, what are banana popsicles? are they just popsicles or are they frozen bananas?

and why does Firefox want me to capitalize popsicles? (both gramatically and financially)[/b]

Posted: 04 Jun 2008, 14:02
by Dane

I have index cards and a pen. What should I draw?


Posted: 04 Jun 2008, 14:42
by gospodyina

I love my job in theory. Like when I'm not there, and I think about it in the abstract, it's pretty flippin' sweet. But when I'm actually AT work, I am an angry ball of hate and loathing. Alex, you got to let me know, should I stay or should I go?

Dear Alex

Posted: 04 Jun 2008, 15:03
by Moosejamm
Dear, Alex

Can you give me the origin of your awesome goggles?

by the way they look sexy on you.

Posted: 04 Jun 2008, 23:13
by Tank_girl
Dear Alex

Cake or Pie?

Posted: 04 Jun 2008, 23:51
by Sasha
Dear Alex,

If you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?

Looking forward to a GREAT layover in Canada,

Posted: 05 Jun 2008, 02:17
by Darkobra
If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would it be and why?

Posted: 05 Jun 2008, 04:37
by Elomin Sha
Alex -

Did you ever cook that half a cow mention in Man Cooking 3?

Posted: 05 Jun 2008, 05:28
by dark_realm
Dear alex, is this the right thread to be posting questions in?

Posted: 05 Jun 2008, 11:46
by iceberg1972
What is (pi/i)*42 and how does it relate to the sq. rt. of a Gelatenous Cube?

Posted: 06 Jun 2008, 03:12
by Sir_Substance
oh most wise and knowledgeable alex, if i were to take one of those Galileo's thermometers ( the ones with the pressurized glass bulbs) modify it so the bulbs could move when it was upside down, and then turn it upside down, would the universe end?

Posted: 06 Jun 2008, 12:13
by blitzkingcole
How long have you been gaming, and what was the first one you ever played?

Posted: 07 Jun 2008, 04:58
by Red Charlie
Dear Alex,

In regards to your question on AAA 2. No thanks but I will help you produce a legion of mini alexs... I don't know exactly how because I don't have any organs that make a production of Alexs but I'm sure we can set up our own religion or something.

Actual question though... If you wanted to setup your own religion what would be it based on? What/who (read: deity/prophet) would your belief fall on and what kind of rules/laws would be in place that you would have to follow?


Posted: 08 Jun 2008, 04:24
by BirdofPrey
What's your Zombie plan?

Posted: 08 Jun 2008, 20:40
by Corax
best story evvver?

Posted: 08 Jun 2008, 21:18
by Scone

Have you ever been in a situation where there was more than one Alex and due to the placement of your last name in the alphabet, which prevents you from being called first, or even second/third/etc., you decided to save the role caller's memory from a taxing ordeal by taking up an alias and/or secret identity?


Posted: 08 Jun 2008, 21:42
by Tirk
Alex, if I were waldo, where would I be hiding?

On a side note, do you have any special recommendations for a 500GB external HD? I'm on the lookout for nearly the same reason, tho my tape dock still works ;3.

Posted: 09 Jun 2008, 04:37
by Kite Ryagara
Can you pronounce my name?

Have you ever had a Fu Manchu?

What are your thoughts on Obama and his llama?

If someone suddenly speared you in the face, how would you retaliate?

Posted: 09 Jun 2008, 08:36
by Bl00dlust
Dear Alex

If you were in a position of great power, (eg, president) would you abuse the power. If yes, in what way's?


Posted: 09 Jun 2008, 09:55
by Yukikaze
Great Alex of the Moldy Chin

Once the failcounter gets high enough(like 15 or 20 or somesuch), can we get a montage of failures?

maybe to Yakety Sax. That would rock.

Posted: 09 Jun 2008, 10:44
by Hero of Canton
So...when did Hellboy move to Toronto?

Posted: 09 Jun 2008, 15:06
by emma
Dear Alex:

I came to visit you at work today, but you were not there. Why weren't you there, Alex?

Love, Emma.

Posted: 10 Jun 2008, 16:33
by CaesarMagnus
Dear Alex,

If you could be a video game hero, what genre would you want to be in?


Posted: 11 Jun 2008, 09:24
by LS
Alex, (who is not Matt, but will have to do)--

You know you have a hand, right?

If yes, then based off knowing that you have a hand, you can know that you're not a brain in a vat being poked and prodded by an evil scientist right? Because, if you were a brain in a vat you wouldn't have a hang, but you know that you DO have one, so clearly you cannot be a brain in a vat. CAN'T know you're not a brain in a vat...


What do you think?

Posted: 13 Jun 2008, 20:34
by Psycho
The All Knowing Alex,

Mel Brooks or Monty Python?

Your neighborhood Psycho.