Andy's QoTD
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New thread, new shite from me =P. My new quotes of the day thing. Todays is from NintendoRev, when we were talking about the many flaws of the upcoming Home network on PS3:
(20:36:54) AndyTheSkanker - [ It was a triumph. I'm making a note here, huge success.]: [Sony] couldn't run a candystore.
(20:37:05) Matt ♫: oh they could
(20:37:13) Matt ♫: it would just be filled with rapists and pedos.
(20:37:19) Matt ♫: All the time.
(20:36:54) AndyTheSkanker - [ It was a triumph. I'm making a note here, huge success.]: [Sony] couldn't run a candystore.
(20:37:05) Matt ♫: oh they could
(20:37:13) Matt ♫: it would just be filled with rapists and pedos.
(20:37:19) Matt ♫: All the time.
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I think I can beat that.
Today at lunch, we were defacing a handbill of Ann Coulter when one of the girls asked a guy in our group to help her draw a swastika. He says he can only help her, but can't do it himself. "Because I'm a Jew," was his reason. Then he says, "I can't believe this. I'm a Jew helping people draw a swastika." To which my friend, Hillary, responds, "Yeah. Quite a few of your relatives must be spinning in their graves right now." Without missing a beat he says...
"Um, some of them don't HAVE graves."
(In case this isn't funny to you, his grandmother was in Auschwitz during WWII.)
It's been a while since I laughed that hard.
Today at lunch, we were defacing a handbill of Ann Coulter when one of the girls asked a guy in our group to help her draw a swastika. He says he can only help her, but can't do it himself. "Because I'm a Jew," was his reason. Then he says, "I can't believe this. I'm a Jew helping people draw a swastika." To which my friend, Hillary, responds, "Yeah. Quite a few of your relatives must be spinning in their graves right now." Without missing a beat he says...
"Um, some of them don't HAVE graves."
(In case this isn't funny to you, his grandmother was in Auschwitz during WWII.)
It's been a while since I laughed that hard.
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tak197 wrote:I think I can beat that.
Today at lunch, we were defacing a handbill of Ann Coulter when one of the girls asked a guy in our group to help her draw a swastika. He says he can only help her, but can't do it himself. "Because I'm a Jew," was his reason. Then he says, "I can't believe this. I'm a Jew helping people draw a swastika." To which my friend, Hillary, responds, "Yeah. Quite a few of your relatives must be spinning in their graves right now." Without missing a beat he says...
"Um, some of them don't HAVE graves."
(In case this isn't funny to you, his grandmother was in Auschwitz during WWII.)
It's been a while since I laughed that hard.
You see, like Al Gore does, some sects of Jews sleep in graves during daylight hours.
My train of thought is more like a roller coaster that has loop de loops and no safety bars.
I don't know if I'm tall enough to ride.
I don't know if I'm tall enough to ride.
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This is my good buddy Max (he can be really naive) to our teacher the other day:
Think of all the good times we've had Mr. Bartlett. Like last night? That was the best night ever!
Think of all the good times we've had Mr. Bartlett. Like last night? That was the best night ever!
-Holy kleenex, Batman, it was right under our noses the whole time!
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tak197 wrote:Mouse wrote:This is my good buddy Max (he can be really naive) to our teacher the other day:
Think of all the good times we've had Mr. Bartlett. Like last night? That was the best night ever!
PLEASE tell me he was talking to a music director or theater director!
Is andy gon' have to cut a bitch? One more implied homophobia post, and trust me. I will.
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AndyTheSkanker wrote:tak197 wrote:Mouse wrote:This is my good buddy Max (he can be really naive) to our teacher the other day:
Think of all the good times we've had Mr. Bartlett. Like last night? That was the best night ever!
PLEASE tell me he was talking to a music director or theater director!
Is andy gon' have to cut a bitch? One more implied homophobia post, and trust me. I will.
Not meant to be homophobic at all. Seriously. I mean if her friend is naive and said something along those lines, either they weren't thinking or they were talking about a play, musical, or concert from the night before.
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Morgan wrote:no way. i'm a huge homophobe. this guy from 1981 told me i could get AIDS from liking gay people. he also told me that cocaine has little to no negative consequences and that i should do it early and often.
Shame that. You'd make such an adorable homosexual =P
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AndyTheSkanker wrote:Morgan wrote:no way. i'm a huge homophobe. this guy from 1981 told me i could get AIDS from liking gay people. he also told me that cocaine has little to no negative consequences and that i should do it early and often.
Shame that. You'd make such an adorable homosexual =P
Proof Morgan is lying.
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