Deeply Religious

[Rain]

unless Kathleen moved since the days of Offensisensetivity and Nuntastic, thats not her apartment.
Ive spent the last 2 hours STUDYING CUPBOARDS.

Wow dude, that is impressive.

However, we shot Nuntastic, Offensisensitivity and OMG! Bears! when Kathleen still lived in Chetwynd, BC. She has since moved to Vancouver.
In fact, she been there for nearly two years now, and we've shot a couple things in her previous Vancouver place as well (Overdue for example).

This is her new place.

now if i could get some Cash, pasport, and an adderss i can Find her... but first i have to get off my ass and try to get done with school, move out, get a wife.. wait then why would i want to find Kathleen... No, no To hard.
I how ever would like to meet the staff and stuff..
one day, one day...

[empath]

Time for me to weigh in.
{a wonderful, cogent and comprehensive post on the issue of 'don't attack religion' that I don't need to repeat; just scroll up a little}

Hear-hear; I personally found it to be quite zany and over-the-top. In fact, I found the sketch so hyperbolically silly, I would question the reasoning of anyone who genuinely took this to be an attack on organized religion.

No, I found the 'pre-sketch ad' to be a little quirky, but amusing and useful to its purpose (encourage purchase of T-shirts), the whole 'wah-hoo; zero views!' bit to be LOL-worthy, and the rest of the sketch kept me smirking and grinning the whole time.

And I know I'm coming into this late, but "ZOMG ME 2" on the 'nuntastic' Ash. Also your performance enhanced the humour - you seemed sooo earnest and sincere!

Wonderful job, folks; I loved it!

[RENCAMO]

I want a copy of the secret bible. plz?

[Pattmyn]

However, we shot Nuntastic, Offensisensitivity and OMG! Bears! when Kathleen still lived in Chetwynd, BC. She has since moved to Vancouver.

Oh...Chetwynd...

Umm...I'm sorry if your CABLE didn't ROCKET you to the moon AND back or anything. Then again, THE people who took over that area aren't all that AMAZING either, as I PERSONAlly know someone who works for them. The service they provide BLOWs. You're much better off without us...I mean them. I swear.

[Triangular]

Awesome vid! I thought there was great writing on Kathleen's part. Though it was out there it was still really funny, which can be hard a lot of the time.
Wait to go,
hello moto
Had me laughin'

[Vaughn]

[quote="Graham"]However, we shot Nuntastic, Offensisensitivity and OMG! Bears! when Kathleen still lived in Chetwynd, BC

oh.
Right.
Chetwynd.
Baaaaaaaalls.
(i made a pyramid)
(OMG i did it some more)

Also, her corner looks alot like Your and Matts corner. Similar handles and layout but different window. and Kathleens have... hatchings? Crisscrossy patterny lines.
Ash and morgans place dont have handles at all, savages.

[Ash]

unless Kathleen moved since the days of Offensisensetivity and Nuntastic, thats not her apartment.
Ive spent the last 2 hours STUDYING CUPBOARDS.

Wow dude, that is impressive.

However, we shot Nuntastic, Offensisensitivity and OMG! Bears! when Kathleen still lived in Chetwynd, BC. She has since moved to Vancouver.
In fact, she been there for nearly two years now, and we've shot a couple things in her previous Vancouver place as well (Overdue for example).

This is her new place.

now if i could get some Cash, pasport, and an adderss i can Find her... but first i have to get off my ass and try to get done with school, move out, get a wife.. wait then why would i want to find Kathleen... No, no To hard.
I how ever would like to meet the staff and stuff..
one day, one day...

if you're a hot girl there's a good chance morgan will let you stay in his room

[Zed Alpha]

unless Kathleen moved since the days of Offensisensetivity and Nuntastic, thats not her apartment.
Ive spent the last 2 hours STUDYING CUPBOARDS.

Wow dude, that is impressive.

However, we shot Nuntastic, Offensisensitivity and OMG! Bears! when Kathleen still lived in Chetwynd, BC. She has since moved to Vancouver.
In fact, she been there for nearly two years now, and we've shot a couple things in her previous Vancouver place as well (Overdue for example).

This is her new place.

now if i could get some Cash, pasport, and an adderss i can Find her... but first i have to get off my ass and try to get done with school, move out, get a wife.. wait then why would i want to find Kathleen... No, no To hard.
I how ever would like to meet the staff and stuff..
one day, one day...

You know, if I was stalking the LRR gods, I'd call first, explain how big a fan I am, and ask if I could visit if I'm around there. Then I'd follow them around...maybe tranq Bill, put a radio tag on his ear...Sneak around behind Morgan, lead him into a punji pit with a trail made of small pieces of vagina-shaped cheese and porn free samples...throw a weighted net on Paul, take a few measurements, a couple of samples, and send a few other LRR specimens to the Wakulla Zoo.

Only then would I ambush Kathleen at her own home, made ready for such a showdown by vanquishing her former minions. Er...friends. Yeah. There we go.

Furthermore, I am very surprised that Ash hasn't commented on how we've been drooling over her, the outfit she was wearing, and the five-eighths of her boobs that we could see.

[Daniel]

That was impressively sacrilicious! Loved Graham's kindly delivery and the set.

I have a complaint: there was 1 and half minutes, almost a 1/3rd of the running time, before the actual video started. The rest was advertisement and in-joke, neither of which I found too funny. I liked the ads at first, but now they seem intrusive - I want that instant press-play LRR fix. I would like them much shorter, much funnier, or gone.

[tak197]

now if i could get some Cash, pasport, and an adderss i can Find her... but first i have to get off my ass and try to get done with school, move out, get a wife.. wait then why would i want to find Kathleen... No, no To hard.
I how ever would like to meet the staff and stuff..
one day, one day...

if you're a hot girl there's a good chance morgan will let you stay in his room

My guess is that they aren't a girl at all. Hence the "get a wife" part.

And do you really want to subject girls to Morgan? I mean seriously, you've known him for how long? And you live with him, so wouldn't you know how he acts on a regular basis?

[Alja-Markir]

Morgan is a stud-muffin. I'm almost surprised he doesn't have more women knocking down his door. Thank goodness he has his personality to drive them off though, eh?

*eyebrow*

~Alja~

[tak197]

I'm not denying that I'd hit it, Alja. I'm just saying that Morgan can have very "creeper" moments, and they usually come out when talking about girls.

I don't know. I think it's also the feeling of intimidation. I mean he seems like he would be a good friend, but at the same time, he reminds me of the guys who bullied me from Kindergarten to Senior year. But this isn't the place to talk about that sort of thing.

So, back to the video being awesome....

[Morgan]

no no, you guys have it all wrong. i am the guy being bullied who gets back at the bullies from high school by banging their girlfriends. word.

[Zed Alpha]

Aaaaaaaaaand the conversation has just gotten uncomfortable.
Why do I hang out with you people again?

[browncoat]

I want a copy of the secret bible. plz?

I want a copy of naughty Ash. plz?

Seriously: You COULD add signed (or not signed if you're lazy) photos to your merchandise... say, one of the whole crew (as complete as possible) and one of Ash in her nun costume...
I'd buy THOSE!

(I'd actually buy a lot more IF I had a lot more money. Which I don't. So... just photos. kthxbye.)

[tak197]

no no, you guys have it all wrong. i am the guy being bullied who gets back at the bullies from high school by banging their girlfriends. word.

Well now I don't feel so uncomfortable. If only I had those abilities, I simultaneously be dubbed "Most Changed" and "Biggest Manwhore" at my first high school reunion. (in case you get confused, I graduated with 575 students. that's a lot of sex to have by 2013)

[Unlucky]

The first and foremost thing that comes to mind first is;

Why wasn't this about LRRmonism??? The title alone suggests it would have been...I really thought it would be. A similar execution could have been made too, and it still come out just as funny if not funnier. "Welcome to the religion of LRRmonism where we have all the stuff that the Christians didn't want you to see."

I take it you were using the audio strait from the camera? Sounded like it, strange crackling sounds were coming from it when ya changed shots too. Video seemed to be having trouble coping with the lack of light.

Most of the stuff's been covered though, so not a bad vid, still better than 98% of television.

[Darkobra]

Yeah I know. I was just being awkward.

Fair enough.

It took me a second when you asked "Are you a geordie?" to figure out what you meant.

My first thoughts were of the visor wearing engineer from Star Trek.

Are people from that region known for eating strange things, or was that a non sequitur?

Here, in Scotland, we stuff an entire sheep into its own stomach. What do I win?

[JohnyMcmuffin]

you get to eat it.

[Sable]

no no, you guys have it all wrong. i am the guy being bullied who gets back at the bullies from high school by banging their girlfriends. word.

Morgan, you have set me on the path to enlightenment.

[Zed Alpha]

Yeah I know. I was just being awkward.

Are people from that region known for eating strange things, or was that a non sequitur?

Aaaahnononono! You missed your chance for nonseq's. Just ask St. Ricktopher.

[Lavos]

no no, you guys have it all wrong. i am the guy being bullied who gets back at the bullies from high school by banging their girlfriends. word.

I'm the old guy people warn you to stay away from. Then I see a grade 8 and I follow her home.

.....LG'S

[Mats]

Kudos on the "Steel Chair Cage Match" Graham. Love the Cuddlebunnies cameo =)


Edit: With Ash having had her writers debut and has featured in several clips in the last weeks. Isn't it time for her to be included in the blog header image?


///MJ

[Keith K]

I just checked the blog pics and I gotta say its a shame you didnt catch a glimpse of Ash's back in costume. Her Renoa Wings tattoos are a perfect addition to a naughty nun outfit.

[Cake]

I'll be in my bunk.
























Just kidding. Seriously.