French military victories

[scorpkahnpoop]

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victories.html

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[JesterJ.]

this is new and interesting news thank you!!

[scorpkahnpoop]

lol. More like old and common news.

[wilson_x1999]

That's new!

[Valandil]

"Who are you?"

[CyberTractor]

"Hey! You look a little bit like me..."

[Morgan]

people don't realize that the french have slayed the tits off of a whole lot of people. i don't know where the notion that they run away from every war came from.

[Valandil]

Yeah, I don't get it either. "William the Conqueror", anyone?

[Vaughn]

theyre just famous for killing themselves.

[Allen!]

Hey, are those pictures of slowpoke?

[scorpkahnpoop]

This is only a joke BTW. But this is serious - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhlERjW0bhw

[Kawaiicaps]

so it's a joke and it's serious? I don't understand. which is it?

-^_^-

[scorpkahnpoop]

This thread is a joke.

But the video I posted is quite serious lol.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhlERjW0bhw

But in a joke like fashion.

lol. Does anyone understand?

[Whatchamabiscut]

This is only a joke BTW. But this is serious - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhlERjW0bhw

Oh those silly frenchmen, and their knowledge of the solar system which is worse than a pre-schoolers.

[scorpkahnpoop]

The sun orbits the Earth now? lol

Not as stupid as the people who believe the earth is flat.

www.theflatearthsociety.org

[Alja-Markir]

Wow, those Flat Earthers are kinda... yeah...

So who wants to raise some money, buy a boat, some radios, some cameras, and invite some trusted Flat Earthers along to act as envoys? We let them plot a course and sail wherever they like to find their "Ice Wall", all the while maintaining radio contact with other Flat Earthers for verification, as well as independent media sources. All documented on film, with live streaming feeds via radio.

When we don't get vaporized by the government conspiracy, and when we fail to find the "Ice Wall", and when the Flat Earthers get tired of sailing around finding evidence entirely contrary to everything they say, we can all go laugh over a few drinks and let them come up with explanations for it all.

Likely those explanations will be something like mind control, the government got to us and brainwashed us all, including those Flat Earthers on the trip, and faked it all in a massive sound stage. All the radio signals sent from the ocean were faked, they were either duplicated from conspiracy spy planes flying over the "Ice Wall" or in point of fact, the waves were tampered using secret technology that made them "bend" or "refract" or something and thus appear to be coming from the ocean.

Ahh, what a pity that there is absolutely no possible way to verify the conspiracy, because of the conspiracy, and likewise no possible way to verify a lack of a conspiracy, also because of the conspiracy.

And clearly there's so much to be gained by keeping the truth of a flat earth secret! It has something to do with money, probably, maybe! Goodness, they must be making hella mad dough off of Columbus Day sales, or Coperinican T-Shirts! But damnit, the truth is out there!

*whistles X-Files Theme*

~Alja~

[Red Charlie]

stuff
~Alja~

Its because you see America is in the West and as per the rules of flat world civillisation the countries in the East and West get it easy as they can butt rape the countries inbetween.

Which I believe is practically true of the round world, we might as well be flat :p

[Allen!]

Christ. We should be used to godofgod's crap by now. Every time he's pointed out as a goddamn moron it's a "joke" or a "test". But he's actually just a moron.

Honest to god moron.

[Vaughn]

The fnrench need to learn to edit, the american Ask the Audience ringtoone thingy only goes for like, 2 seconds, not 7. =D

[Valandil]

Hey, are those pictures of slowpoke?

Is that a punctuation mark in your name? You can do that on forums now?

[JesterJ.]

lol. More like old and common news.

I'm not even going to try. Jesus fucking christ.

[scorpkahnpoop]

lol. People here need to get a life.

[Allen!]

lol. People here need to get a life.

Tell you what. Do it yourself, and then come back ten years down the line and show us how.

[kkief02]

lol. People here need to get a life.

Tell you what. Do it yourself, and then come back ten years down the line and show us how.

Allen! you know that's not possible.

[Elomin Sha]

Yeah, I don't get it either. "William the Conqueror", anyone?

I think William came from Normandy which wasn't part of France at that time. Much like Calais which England owned for a while. Channel tunnel is not for troop movements. In the Hundred Year Wars which lasted more than a hundred years France one about half the battles.