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Wish Corrupting Game

Postby I, Nameless Slug » 28 Apr 2008, 14:14

I have seen this on several ohter fora and in real life and it is really fun. What you do is say a wish, the next person must grant your wish but with a twist that makes it worthlese (e.g. I wish I had 1 million dollars. Granted, it is monopaly money.)

I wish it would stop raining.
a_-
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Postby Vaughn » 28 Apr 2008, 14:23

Granted, its snowing.
I wish i could think of wishes.
Do the Catterpillar!
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Postby Unclever title » 28 Apr 2008, 14:24

Granted, No more rain. EVER.

I'll let you draw your own logical conclusion.



I wish I had a tasty sandwich.

Edit: TIMING, not so great....
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Postby Nomadic » 28 Apr 2008, 14:28

Vaughn: Granted...but now your wishes are ignored.
Unclever title: Granted...it is the tastiest sandwich ever, but it causes your internal organs to shrivel up and dissolve into a mush that just sloshes around in your chest cavity until your body finally can't handle surviving on nothing and you die.

I wish that this wish wouldn't be corrupted.
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Postby Vaughn » 28 Apr 2008, 14:34

Sie wünschen sind bewilligt worden
( You wish has been granted in German)
Do the Catterpillar!

*wiggle wiggle*
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Postby Unclever title » 28 Apr 2008, 14:34

Nomadic: Granted, but... you just wasted a wish.

I wish the next post gets deleted.
My train of thought is more like a roller coaster that has loop de loops and no safety bars.

I don't know if I'm tall enough to ride.
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Postby Master Gunner » 28 Apr 2008, 14:40

Granted, but now it's full of hippie-chicks.

I wish for world peace.
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Postby CyberTractor » 28 Apr 2008, 14:43

Granted. Everyone's dead.


I wish I had a million dollars.
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Postby Cake » 28 Apr 2008, 14:55

Granted. The world ends and money is only good for toilet paper.

I wish my package would arrive.
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Postby Sable » 28 Apr 2008, 15:08

Granted. It went to Switzerland.

I wish I slept last night.
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Postby Master Gunner » 28 Apr 2008, 15:11

Granted, however you have yet to wake up, and are expected to be in a coma for the next 50 years.

I wish I could see Spamalot.
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Postby kkief02 » 28 Apr 2008, 15:12

Granted but you didn't go on that date you wanted

I wish I didn't have school tomorrow
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Postby CyberTractor » 28 Apr 2008, 15:14

Granted. Enjoy your job at McDonalds. Forever.

I wish I had a puppy.
I can't think of a signature.
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Postby kkief02 » 28 Apr 2008, 15:18

Granted but it's only a picture
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I wish a had some actual spending monies
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Graham wrote:It was less "filler" and more "I'm Morgan! I want to show off my hat! I have sex with dead horses!"
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Postby DontPanic » 28 Apr 2008, 15:27

Granted. The money is made out of sharp stones using the monetary value created by mental patients.

I wish my butt wasn't asleep.
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Postby Sable » 28 Apr 2008, 15:28

Granted. It's in South Zamborian Frenalts, and look just like gravel.

I wish for a wish of more wishes.
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Postby Master Gunner » 28 Apr 2008, 15:28

kkief02 wrote:Granted but you didn't go on that date you wanted

Not exactly a good corruption. I mean, spamalot beats date any day (although...maybe that's why I'm single...naaahhhh).

Congratulations, you get one more wish.

I wish I had pi(e).
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Postby Kara » 28 Apr 2008, 15:32

Granted, but your head asplodes from trying to remember ALL of the digits. (I think you wanted that Pi?)

I wish I had a pet duck.
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Postby DontPanic » 28 Apr 2008, 15:42

Kara wrote:Granted, but your head asplodes from trying to remember ALL of the digits. (I think you wanted that Pi?)

I wish I had a pet duck.

Granted. Its in your soup.

I wish I hadn't made that joke.
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Postby kkief02 » 28 Apr 2008, 15:45

Granted but you made one even more heart breaking and offensive

I wish i had a different partner for my ballroom class, one that is better then the one i already have.
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Graham wrote:It was less "filler" and more "I'm Morgan! I want to show off my hat! I have sex with dead horses!"
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Postby DontPanic » 28 Apr 2008, 15:49

Granted. The person is a brilliant dancer, a nudist, and smells of cabbage.

I wish my shoulder would stop clicking.
I am going to go watch a Image
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Postby Alja-Markir » 28 Apr 2008, 16:04

Granted. It now quacks incessantly.

I wish for the strength of ten bears.

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Postby Sable » 28 Apr 2008, 16:08

Granted. The next time you wank, you tear off your dong.

I wish I hadn't just typed that.
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Postby Alja-Markir » 28 Apr 2008, 16:09

Gra-- didn't just type what now?

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Postby Unclever title » 28 Apr 2008, 16:29

Granted, but now you can't speak or understand anything else.

I wish I could win the Game.
My train of thought is more like a roller coaster that has loop de loops and no safety bars.

I don't know if I'm tall enough to ride.

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