Ask Kathleen! v2.0
- Evil Jim
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(In response to Captain Derk's question) I'd pick the living musicians.
Anyway.....
Baby!
Wassup?!
Love,
Evil Jim
Anyway.....
Baby!
Wassup?!
Love,
Evil Jim
Arius wrote:People were just so awestruck by your awesomeness that they became catatonic.
ThrashJazzAssassin wrote:BURN HIM! BURN THE HERETIC! DEATH TO ALL WHO SCORN THE AWESOMENESS OF EVIL JIM!
When I'm sixty-four?
Dear Kathleen: strike out non-applicable.
i) When I get older losing my hair many years from now, will you still be sending me
- a valentine
- birthday greetings
- bottle of wine?
ii) If I'd been out til quarter to three, would you lock the door?
iii)
- Will you still need me,
- will you still feed me,
- when I'm
( ) thirty-two ( ) sixty-four ( ) one hundred and twenty-eight ?
Yours sincerely, wasting away.
i) When I get older losing my hair many years from now, will you still be sending me
- a valentine
- birthday greetings
- bottle of wine?
ii) If I'd been out til quarter to three, would you lock the door?
iii)
- Will you still need me,
- will you still feed me,
- when I'm
( ) thirty-two ( ) sixty-four ( ) one hundred and twenty-eight ?
Yours sincerely, wasting away.
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- Vincenator
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To Vincenator:
To Vincenaor:
Because you are afraid of continuous, mutual and honest relationships and thus seek contact with a person that is physically distant from you and that you know just enough about to dress them in a personality that unconditionally accepts all of you (which you would never find an actual human) and can not completely withhold attention, even if it isn't directed at you specifically (which you ignore).
But don't worry, that's the reason this thread exists and we all are here.
Because you are afraid of continuous, mutual and honest relationships and thus seek contact with a person that is physically distant from you and that you know just enough about to dress them in a personality that unconditionally accepts all of you (which you would never find an actual human) and can not completely withhold attention, even if it isn't directed at you specifically (which you ignore).
But don't worry, that's the reason this thread exists and we all are here.
Dear Kathleen,
I started a youtube account dedicated entirely to drawing other people's requests. However, I never got around to drawing that butt you told me to draw. Should I still pursue such a venture?
Sincerely, from Chattanoogaville, TN (land of deep regret and rednecks)
Dane.
I started a youtube account dedicated entirely to drawing other people's requests. However, I never got around to drawing that butt you told me to draw. Should I still pursue such a venture?
Sincerely, from Chattanoogaville, TN (land of deep regret and rednecks)
Dane.
I draw for you. Tell me what to draw.
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- AmazingPjotrMan
- ...and all I got was this lousy rank.
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- MrNerdHair
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Dear Kathleen,
I recently had a nightmare about not being able to get to my school-issued handgun during a school shootout, and concluded that the best way to resolve the situation was to sue the shooter using the law firm of Yue, Fail, Fail, and Suck.
WHAT KIND OF MESSED UP PERSON AM I?!?!?
Yours truly,
Sylvester Yue, Attorney at Law
I recently had a nightmare about not being able to get to my school-issued handgun during a school shootout, and concluded that the best way to resolve the situation was to sue the shooter using the law firm of Yue, Fail, Fail, and Suck.
WHAT KIND OF MESSED UP PERSON AM I?!?!?
Yours truly,
Sylvester Yue, Attorney at Law
- JoeNewberry
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Reality TV?
Dear Kathleen,
What are your thoughts on reality TV? My wife and I have begun watching America's Toughest Jobs, and I find myself torn between being interested and being appalled with myself for liking the overemphasized drama. Should I accept my interest in manufactured conflict or reject reality TV?
Sincerely,
Joe
What are your thoughts on reality TV? My wife and I have begun watching America's Toughest Jobs, and I find myself torn between being interested and being appalled with myself for liking the overemphasized drama. Should I accept my interest in manufactured conflict or reject reality TV?
Sincerely,
Joe
- Zombie Cat
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- Lag
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dear Kathleen,
how would you send your self back in time to save the sperm whales using gravity.
Lagging Through time
Aaron
how would you send your self back in time to save the sperm whales using gravity.
Lagging Through time
Aaron
Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/sir_lag
- Mr Calculus
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Shea wrote:Dear Kathleen,
What shall we use to fill the empty spaces, where we used to talk?
How shall I fill the final places?
How should I complete the wall?
If the CN tower and the Skydome are an epic Freudian catastrophe, is this an epic Floydian catastrophe?
Right, question time.
Dear Kathleen The Great,
Witty anecdote or sly tongue in cheek comment?
Seeing a man about a horse,
Mr Calculus
Wait....someone is wrong on the internet?!?!? Whatever
- bradleyrains
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Canadians
dear Kathleen,
why are Canadians so sexy?
sincerely,
bradley
why are Canadians so sexy?
sincerely,
bradley
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hoping you might do a small favor
Dear Kathleen,
No one has thrown in a "Meanwhile" for quite some time now.
Would you do the honors?
Here's to hoping that you might actually do it sometime in the near future,
Sky
No one has thrown in a "Meanwhile" for quite some time now.
Would you do the honors?
Here's to hoping that you might actually do it sometime in the near future,
Sky
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