A Little TOO Human

[BirdofPrey]

Kathleen I have vital information for you:
The Chicago Bears are in league wit the ursine menace. The are hiding in plain sight.
genius.

Great video

[TimeCruiserMike]

is kathleen on some sort of diet? . . . it has occured to me that she seems to be getting thiner and thiner in each new video.

[Flewellyn]

By the way, where'd you get that old-style iMac clock? I want one of those!

[CaesarMagnus]

Anyone who hasn't seen it yet (welcome, new members ^_^) needs to watch OMG! Bears!

OMG! I totally forgot about that.
I was wondering what the mention of sharks was doing in the video.

WTF, my avatar is a bear now!

[mwahahaha!]

[theduckthief]

My God! Uncooked tomatoes!

Awesome and the inclusion of salads, heh.

[Oshinagaki]

Lol i didnt notice it until my second viewing but the 4:20 on the clock was the best part of the whole video. Also the kathleen in the ipod REALLY didnt look like kathleen for some reason....did anyone else think so?

[DicyDax]

In Denmark vegetables are very much eat-able raw, without being washed.

[Evil Jim]

Lol i didnt notice it until my second viewing but the 4:20 on the clock was the best part of the whole video. Also the kathleen in the ipod REALLY didnt look like kathleen for some reason....did anyone else think so?

Her hair is all slicked back to look like a sultry older version of herself from the future. Tho' they never really establish whether she is communicating from the future or just out waiting in the taxi.

However, that still doesn't explain why she's wearing a bathrobe.

[LS]

This is one of the most ambitious plots I've seen you guys do...ever? You guys set the bar a step higher with this one.

Also, the jokes were brilliantly funny.

Furthermore, there was lots of mat. Squees ensued.

[forty6andtwo]

metcarfre wrote:


Well, of course it's by cross contamination, just as it is in meat-borne food poisoning. The meat itself doesn't make you sick (nor the fruitys), but the contaminating microorganisms and/or their toxins on the food.

What I meant to point out was that normally fruits and veggies aren't carrying the bacteria that causes various food-borne illnesses & food-borne sickness so they don't need to be cooked to kill them, only washed to ensure no cross contaminated bacteria is present, whereas most meats usually carry at least a small amount of bacteria and are therefore usually the cause of the cross contamination in the first place. Fun fact, most food poisoning occurs from incorrect cooling down of products, rather than not cooking them properly.

[LS]

For some reason my Bear Hunter K picture somehow seems more relevant now...

Anyway, very nice vid, funny and some rather different camera work.
Also some cool ideas for the sceans. The drawings on the fridge for one

That's a really good point. I trust you won't mind if I repost?



I'm actually surprised they didn't dress up "older Kathleen" in something similar to this getup, just to pay tribute to how epic it is.

[iEatNinjaZ]

scared?

oh noes tomatoes!

[maxx111]

Question?

Did the time hat turn up while rocketing things up into space and you thought yep we have to use this in a video?

Also lol i didnt know the iphone had cross time and space apps out for it, it almost makes me want to buy one.

[Ishamel]

This WASN't written by Kathleen? Zomg!

I love the subtle 'we don't do political comedy but we're going to rip off China anyway' bit!
I wasn't really getting it until the very end of the video, when it all came together - a bit like the one where Graham's ex is the automated phone-in thing. Some of your scripts can leave the dialogue too much in the hands of one person, in this case Kathleen; Matt's pizzasalad antics were a welcome difference. The paws really did it for me at the end though, very lol and also incredibly cute and fluffy for something so sinister...

[Alkesh Naranek]

Absolute funtastic video!!!

Furthermore, Kathleen's a bear-nazi.

A bear socialist, actually. But that's getting too deep into things.

A bear stalinist, actually.
[...]

Since her disposition towards bears is a form of racism, it is actually a form of facism so the first description is the most accurate (the "enemy" in socialism/kommunism is not defined by race but by belonging to a specific class (and the mindset created by upbringing in that class), stalinism is a dictatorship wich makes use of communist/socialist reasoning).

I could be wrong, but I think you might be reading *just a little* too deep into what was supposed to be a simple sight-gag.

-m

Thats half the fun of being a nerd...

regarding Kathleen on the iPhone monitor, i actually thought, she had died in the BearWars(TM) future and her mind had bneen saved into an computer, so what is seen here is an AI Simulation of her.

[Matt]

regarding Kathleen on the iPhone monitor, i actually thought, she had died in the BearWars(TM) future and her mind had bneen saved into an computer, so what is seen here is an AI Simulation of her.

Jer is reading this right now and saying "YESSS!". According to jer that actually IS what happened. Kathleen is IN the iPhone, not broadcasting to it accross time and space. Upon being told this, the rest of the cast were all of the opinion that that didn't come through in the script at all, and we all thought she was just broadcasting to it from the future. Small victory for Jer, I guess.

-m

[Lyinginbedmon]

I kinda figured that was the case, since if it wasn't "her" she wouldn't have said "I can't see, take me out sweety", she would probably have said "I can't see, take the iPhone out sweety".

Guess that means Bear Hunter Kathleen wasn't impervious to, well, bears.

[spartanhelmet]

Wow... just wow.

I spent all day without watching the video, took over an hour to download it (don't ask) but the wait was so damn worth it.

I support the notion of bear-related shwag at the noobstore... and would do so monetarily. It'll help us blend in with the ursine foe... uhh, somehow.

[Lyinginbedmon]

Well, they are impressionable, if it's pro-bear maybe they'll think we're allies.

Like the TF2 Spy and his paper mask...

[CygnusX1]

this one was just good in my opinion, nothing special to be honest

[achesst]

It should be La Casa Della Pizza not El Casa Del Pizza as both casa and pizza are feminine nouns. Although La Casa Di Pizza sounds less awkward (The House Of Pizza rather than The House Of The Pizza).

True, but El Casa Del Pizza sounds funnier.

And besides, who said Canadian bears have mastered Spanish grammar? They're good, but they're not THAT good.

I loved this video. It seems to be setting up an epic showdown between the bears and Kathleen. I assume they will kidnap Graham when he finally decides to check out this "new" pizza place and blackmail Kathleen into getting him back. More than likely, the ensuing bloodbath leaves Kathleen's body so horribly mangled that the only way to save her is to transfer her mind into an iphone, thereby keeping her alive to plan further genius methods of bear extermination and/or rehabilitation.

My favorite part in this one was where Matt, after getting them to recognize his salad order, says "No, no pepperoni." That was great.

[Metcarfre]

forty6andtwo wrote

What I meant to point out was that normally fruits and veggies aren't carrying the bacteria that causes various food-borne illnesses & food-borne sickness so they don't need to be cooked to kill them, only washed to ensure no cross contaminated bacteria is present,

And what I meant to point out is that sometimes the bacteria can be present on the veggies, not from meat-to-veggie cross-contamination, but from the point of harvesting. I refer to the FDA's report on the spinach E. coli O157:H7 outbreak of late 2006;

http://www.fda.gov/oc/opacom/hottopics/spinach.html

There has been a long history of E. coli O157:H7 outbreaks involving leafy greens from the central California region.

Therefore occasionally, washing is insufficient to remove the infecting organism.

ANYWAYS, I was wondering who here knows how to make the gifs of chunks of the video, as I desperately want the scene of Graham and Matt's "I'm gonna go..." interaction.
AGAIN, great video, probably top five for me.

[King Kool]

regarding Kathleen on the iPhone monitor, i actually thought, she had died in the BearWars(TM) future and her mind had bneen saved into an computer, so what is seen here is an AI Simulation of her.

Jer is reading this right now and saying "YESSS!". According to jer that actually IS what happened. Kathleen is IN the iPhone, not broadcasting to it accross time and space. Upon being told this, the rest of the cast were all of the opinion that that didn't come through in the script at all, and we all thought she was just broadcasting to it from the future. Small victory for Jer, I guess.

-m

That's what I thought happened, too. Maybe it's from watching Iria too much.

[ShortBreak]

ANYWAYS, I was wondering who here knows how to make the gifs of chunks of the video, as I desperately want the scene of Graham and Matt's "I'm gonna go..." interaction.

You called?

[Metcarfre]

Huzzah!
Wait, is that too big for an avatar?
EDIT:
Ah, yes it is.
ShortBreak, not to sound ungrateful, is there a way you could reduce the image size?
Also; you are awesome, thank you.