The "Post a picture of yourself" thread

[DmitriW]

SHOTTYNOT!

Finally I have an excuse to ask this stupid question!

What the hell is "shottynot"? Is it just the "not it!" game my friends and I play? Or does it come from someplace in particular?

[Emperor Gum]

What the hell is "shottynot"?

I believe it is a bastardization of 'shotgun not', as in 'shotgun not' doing this. Except it sounds stupid.

If you marry me too, you can have all the eyebrow rides you want.

If this is anything other than innuendo, this horrifies me.

[spartanhelmet]

"50-50 Scottish-English"

Does that mean you hate yourself, as you're equal parts ancient enemies?

You're right. I hate myself... *runs off for razor blades* : )

I identify with the Scottish part, so I disown half of my heritage basically. That said, I think I'm more culturally North American... guess I'll have to go to the place one day.

And holy shit has the last page worth of stuff make for great reading, hehe.

[Zed Alpha]

Okay, Allen and I are getting married tomororw. Then we are going to consumate the marraige on webcam for all to see.

LoadingReadyPorn?

[Dominic Appleguard]

Okay, Allen and I are getting married tomororw. Then we are going to consumate the marraige on webcam for all to see.

LoadingReadyPorn?

Somebody should Garage-Band the LRR theme with some cheap porn riffs.

You know, the 'bow chicka bow wow' thing is an interesting phenomenon. I don't think this generation of men actually has any firsthand experience with cheesy 'pron musak'. It feels like everybody just acknowledges that everybody else knows it to be true, but in fact the observation isn't really all that funny if you hear the joke without seeing what it relates to. It's like the way sitcoms and comedians all talk about jerking off into towels as though everyone does it and has always done it.

[AmazingPjotrMan]

I don't think this generation of men actually has any firsthand experience with cheesy 'pron musak'.

We do actually.

[Nameless_1]

I don't think this generation of men actually has any firsthand experience with cheesy 'pron musak'.

You'd be surprised

[TheRocket]

I'm tired of porn. I want hockey to start.

[Master Gunner]

I just want more hockey-porn.
However, given the choice between hockey or porn, I'll probably pick hockey 9 times out of 10.

[tak197]

Shottynot is basically a combination of the two car seating calls "Shotgun" and "Not Bitch". If you lose both of these, you have to sit in the middle back seat.

Basically it functions as a way to determine who has to do something unpleasant. Such as being the one stood up at the altar of a mass wedding among LRRmon forumites.

[JesterJ.]

Shottynot is basically a combination of the two car seating calls "Shotgun" and "Not Bitch". If you lose both of these, you have to sit in the middle back seat.

Or you can just call Right Nut or Left Nut.
We just do Nose Goes instead of Shottynot.

[Vaughn]

you have to sit in the middle back seat.

I know that as riding "Lucky Pierre" style
Edit: Shit no, thats only on a motorcycle.

[Cake]

No. That's known as riding "bitch".

[TheRocket]

Sweet, I like how I'm the only bride. And I'm not even goign to show.

[TheRocket]

But I will make you boys cookies and food for the reception.

I am having an all out domesticated night. I am currently making a casserole, and then Ill be making peanut butter balls and ginger snaps. I have a bottle of Merlot all to myself. It will be a fun time. I will keep you all updated on my balls. I've never made them before.

On a side note, I left the mall with wine, baking ingredients, a book on the greatest moments on star trek by William Shatner, a book on serial killers, and porn.

I feel accomplished today.

[Evil Jim]

<--- Evil Jim

Unless something spectacular inspires me my avatar will usually be some form of me in photo form.

Here's a few more from my Flickr Photostream for those who can't get enough Evil.

[Vaughn]

On a side note, I left the mall with wine, baking ingredients, a book on the greatest moments on star trek by William Shatner, a book on serial killers, and porn.
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You will be the greatest wife ever, some day.

[St. Ricktopher]

Yea, verily.

[TheRocket]

What are you the Saint of?

[spartanhelmet]

What are you the Saint of?

Either the Saint of Travel, or the Saint of Roll'z. I think a combination of both is likely.

Evil Jim, how is it you get your pics off the camera? I'm guessing you don't use the gameboy printer and a scanner, so I have no idea : |

[Evil Jim]

Evil Jim, how is it you get your pics off the camera? I'm guessing you don't use the gameboy printer and a scanner, so I have no idea : |

I use a handy device called the Game Boy Camera Link. It comes with a special cable that connects your (Pre-Advance/Micro) Game Boy to your computer via the parallel printer port. The software basically emulates a Game Boy Printer so your Game Boy thinks it's printing a picture to the printer. The photo can then be saved in .bmp format (only) & transferred & manipulated digitally like any other picture. It should be noted that the program only works properly with Windows 95/98 & computers with the older printer port. I use an old IBM Thinkpad for this purpose & it serves me well.

I have heard that there is a camera drivers that will make the program work with Windows XP but I haven't gotten around to testing it yet as my current setup is fine for the time being.

[TheRocket]

UPDATE! The balls! They worked!!!! They are delicious little things too. They taste exactly like a reces peanut butter cup, but in ball form. I think next time I actually might attempt cups

[Vaughn]

I wouldnt imagine cups to be hard, just fill out the bottom of a cupcake paper thingy? or even just roll em out and use a glass like a cookie cutter?

[TheRocket]

No, the cups would have been even easier then the balls. Just get those mini cupcake papers. Woo! Another thing to add onto my pot luck lists!

[TheRocket]

My new years "resolutions" (I didn't make any because I dont believe in resolutions, only goal setting) was to learn how to bake a pie from scratch. I havn't done that yet