x ways to get rid of door to door salespeople
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AmazingPjotrMan
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Tried and tested method on [phone] salesmen... sorry 'salespersons'.
Acting REALLY enthusiastic, you love it, you want it, you NEED IT! Then just saying 'nah it's OK'. And if you overdo the enthusiasm enough they just go away on their own. Or you don't even need to say 'it's ok' you can just be really enthusiastic and then stop talking, and wait for their reaction, and if it's a door salesman you can just smile for the rest of it.
Or maybe even smile as soon as you answer the door, nothing more, just a big fuck off grin.
Acting REALLY enthusiastic, you love it, you want it, you NEED IT! Then just saying 'nah it's OK'. And if you overdo the enthusiasm enough they just go away on their own. Or you don't even need to say 'it's ok' you can just be really enthusiastic and then stop talking, and wait for their reaction, and if it's a door salesman you can just smile for the rest of it.
Or maybe even smile as soon as you answer the door, nothing more, just a big fuck off grin.
Staring at their left ear throughout the whole conversation is always disconcerting.
"I swear it," said the other mother. "I swear it on my own mother's grave."
"Does she have a grave?" asked Coraline.
"Oh yes," said the other mother. "I put her in there myself. And when I found her trying to crawl out, I put her back."
"Does she have a grave?" asked Coraline.
"Oh yes," said the other mother. "I put her in there myself. And when I found her trying to crawl out, I put her back."
Actually, now that I think about it, that should be one of your methods for the removal of door-to-door sales people. Giant Bill, yelling "I'm only 13!" on video? Comic gold.
"I swear it," said the other mother. "I swear it on my own mother's grave."
"Does she have a grave?" asked Coraline.
"Oh yes," said the other mother. "I put her in there myself. And when I found her trying to crawl out, I put her back."
"Does she have a grave?" asked Coraline.
"Oh yes," said the other mother. "I put her in there myself. And when I found her trying to crawl out, I put her back."
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Slick Rick
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answering telemarketers as someone else is always good for a laugh, so far i've pretended to be ghandi, tyler durden (from "fight club", for you poor souls who have not seen this movie), sean connery, and an adult film star just to name a few.
oh and my all time favorite is to pretend to be a telemarketer and try to sell the real telemarketer something useless like 7 cans of the finest thrifties skip jack tuna or your little sibling, hell even better someone elses little sibling.
oh and my all time favorite is to pretend to be a telemarketer and try to sell the real telemarketer something useless like 7 cans of the finest thrifties skip jack tuna or your little sibling, hell even better someone elses little sibling.
BEER ME! FOR I AM CANADIAN!
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AmazingPjotrMan
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Slick Rick
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Great. Now I have to go bleach my brain. >_< I hate having to do that.
"I swear it," said the other mother. "I swear it on my own mother's grave."
"Does she have a grave?" asked Coraline.
"Oh yes," said the other mother. "I put her in there myself. And when I found her trying to crawl out, I put her back."
"Does she have a grave?" asked Coraline.
"Oh yes," said the other mother. "I put her in there myself. And when I found her trying to crawl out, I put her back."
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