Christmas Carolling on Halloween

rom_ripper · Postby **rom_ripper** » 06 Nov 2005, 17:13

no morgan, you are 100% lemon.

Dana · Postby **Dana** » 06 Nov 2005, 18:46

Or 100% ass ^_^

miakosummin · Postby **miakosummin** » 06 Nov 2005, 20:08

60% more snark!

Morgan · Postby **Morgan** » 06 Nov 2005, 23:32

my ass is like woah

Under13 · Postby **Under13** » 07 Nov 2005, 08:06

I will second Pjotr....Sheer Stupidity? More like Sheer Genius! I'm going to cross-post this video onto Dumbrella if it hasn't already been done.

And I have to seriously question the integrity of those candy canes. Were they 10-month-old leftovers from last Christmas?

Morgan · Postby **Morgan** » 07 Nov 2005, 16:13

A: candy can't go bad.
B: i am invincible! no amount of expiry can defeat me!

rom_ripper · Postby **rom_ripper** » 07 Nov 2005, 16:22

morgan you missed.
C: i am a absolute butthole.

and candy can go bad, just look what it did to your face.

Johnny_Lunchbox · Postby **Johnny_Lunchbox** » 08 Nov 2005, 01:00

I've had candy canes whose age can only be measured with any degree of accuracy in 'ages'. I have reason to believe that I have partaken in cro-magnon candy canes, and live to tell the tale.

Sugar doesn't go bad. The worst thing that can happen to a candy cane (in my experience, anyways) is that it begins to break down on some wierd chemical level which is far beyond my comprehension, and, as a result, becomes softer, and sticks to your teeth.

Under13 · Postby **Under13** » 08 Nov 2005, 07:19

Johnny_Lunchbox wrote:Sugar doesn't go bad. The worst thing that can happen to a candy cane (in my experience, anyways) is that it begins to break down on some wierd chemical level which is far beyond my comprehension, and, as a result, becomes softer, and sticks to your teeth.

This was exactly the phenomenon I was thinking of...I was waiting to see if someone opened up the cane on-camera, only to realize that the whole thing was a gooey mess that had bonded permanently with the cellophane.

After which, they would have all been given to Bill, who would have consumed them, wrappers and all, with much gusto.

Graham · Postby **Graham** » 08 Nov 2005, 11:10

Actually, the candycanes were totally good.
Which was nice.

-G

Rhynome · Postby **Rhynome** » 08 Nov 2005, 12:59

The question I still need answered is why did she have them? They wouldn't last a second in our house, let alone 4 to 8 months (depending on when she bought them, year before or before 'ween for 'mas).

AmazingPjotrMan · Postby **AmazingPjotrMan** » 08 Nov 2005, 13:28

Lack of youth running around the house maybe?

Graham · Postby **Graham** » 08 Nov 2005, 13:55

I choose not to question it.

-G

Alanna the Banana · Postby **Alanna the Banana** » 11 Nov 2005, 11:51

I already have two boxes of candycanes at my place so they were probably new, you just have to know where to look for them.

BTW eggnog is also avaliable now and has been for about two weeks. YAY Chirstmas sweets!

umbrellaless · Postby **umbrellaless** » 11 Nov 2005, 13:16

What about Soy Nog? I was trying to find some the other day...no dice.

Under13 · Postby **Under13** » 11 Nov 2005, 14:46

Alanna the Banana wrote:eggnog

HUZZAH!

umbrellaless wrote:Soy Nog

SPEW!

Alanna the Banana · Postby **Alanna the Banana** » 11 Nov 2005, 20:58

umbrellaless wrote:What about Soy Nog? I was trying to find some the other day...no dice.

Yeppers, Safeway has some with the milk at the back... price is kinda nuts but if you love your nog it doesn't make a difference.

Unless that stops you from eating or living... that would suck.

Lanna

miakosummin · Postby **miakosummin** » 12 Nov 2005, 19:39

We didnt see any regular egg nog, but we did find light egg nog. Didnt get any though...

rom_ripper · Postby **rom_ripper** » 12 Nov 2005, 19:41

egg nog sucks, but egg nox http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/25061856/. you all need a glass of that.

Morgan · Postby **Morgan** » 13 Nov 2005, 14:49

people who don't understand the greatness of eggnog suck.

AmazingPjotrMan · Postby **AmazingPjotrMan** » 13 Nov 2005, 14:51

Swedes don't do eggnog. I feel like we're missing something.

Morgan · Postby **Morgan** » 13 Nov 2005, 14:56

you are.

and, no, it's not ok. you need to get it right now.

JesterJ. · Postby **JesterJ.** » 13 Nov 2005, 16:23

It's very scrumptious..I want some. Now. Except we don't have any. Damn. I like periods. Did you know that? I really do.
Man this video was great...I wouldn't say genius (it's really not "genius") but that doesn't mean it wasn't a hilarious video. It was my favorite along with the super can thing and 1337.

Btw rom_ripper not sure if I've said this before, but nice World of Warcraft time on Xfire

rom_ripper · Postby **rom_ripper** » 13 Nov 2005, 17:22

that is not the best one, if i ever turned it on, it would now say 30 hours all time, 15 hours this week, and i have only played once this week.

JesterJ. · Postby **JesterJ.** » 13 Nov 2005, 19:13

rom_ripper wrote:that is not the best one, if i ever turned it on, it would now say 30 hours all time, 15 hours this week, and i have only played once this week.

Same, I got like....137 hours or something (Man was I bored this summer) But I didn't have it on most of the time

. I think most time in one week was like...40 hours or something.

Christmas Carolling on Halloween

Candycanes

Re: Candycanes

Soy nog

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