Google Ads Mk. II - A LESSON

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Google Ads Mk. II - A LESSON

Postby Graham » 21 Oct 2005, 16:51

Okay, we've got the Google ads again. Only on the main page so far, but they might migrate.

Now, we had problems with these last time.

Here's the deal:

DO NOT CLICK ADS REPEATEDLY TO "HELP" US.
We will only get banned again and receive no money.


If you see something you like, whatever, but don't try to cheat the system for us. We appreciate the thought, but Google knows.

Thank you.

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Postby Under13 » 24 Oct 2005, 14:22

Whoa, are these going to be the kinds of ads that "watch" the site for keywords, and run that through a Target Marketing Engine to provide related ads?

*wrings his hands wickedly*
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Postby Kathleen » 24 Oct 2005, 17:46

I know what you're thinking.
No! Bad.
HOLY SHIT GUYS! BEARS!
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Postby miakosummin » 24 Oct 2005, 18:25

Indie Band Canada
Need some serious exposure for your music? Be Heard. Get Noticed. Free!

Space March
The Official Site Indie Pop Music

Save up to 75% on Cunard
Vacations To Go offers huge discounts on Cunard Cruises.

Build your family tree
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...Okay, you had 64K on the site, that kinda explains the music links. But Cunard and family trees?!
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Postby Under13 » 25 Oct 2005, 06:29

Kathleen wrote:I know what you're thinking.
No! Bad.


*dons his tinfoil helmet*
*resumes wicked hand-wringing*
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Postby Barfy » 27 Oct 2005, 06:41

It's not hard to know what Under here is thinking.

We lady shaped things can read your mind. Be afraid be very afraid.
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Postby Morgan » 27 Oct 2005, 12:16

you don't need to have teh boobays to know what he's up to
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Postby miakosummin » 27 Oct 2005, 17:32

TOTALLY got the image of boobies with retractable radar sattelite dish nipples. Like the fembots in austin powers.



"Hey, I wonder what he's thinking..."
*vrrrt....vrrrrt.....whirrrrrrr...whirrrr....whirrrrr.....whirrrr-DING!...vrrt-vrrt.*
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Postby Mike, the fr3shmaker » 29 Oct 2005, 16:48

I for one welcome our wonderfully-shaped overlords!
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Postby miakosummin » 29 Oct 2005, 23:13

.....you just gave me an image of a giant 10ft sphere with a nipple rolling around, a whip tyed to it, chasing a bunch of people in rags....

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Postby Under13 » 31 Oct 2005, 07:56

Like Attack of the Killer Tomatoes...only awex0me.
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Postby Bec » 12 Nov 2005, 19:04

Hey, I just clicked on a google ad and found this video contest.
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Postby Graham » 12 Nov 2005, 20:29

Awesome, Bec. Thanks.
We'll be entering that!

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Re: Google Ads Mk. II - A LESSON

Postby JesterJ. » 13 Nov 2005, 16:27

Graham wrote:
DO NOT CLICK ADS REPEATEDLY TO "HELP" US.
We will only get banned again and receive no money.




-G


Hahha oh man, that part made me laugh..I don;'t know why, so don't ask. I just found it hilarious. I think it was the "banned again " part. Good luck with the ads ;)
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Postby Xiang » 25 Nov 2005, 19:12

miakosummin wrote:Indie Band Canada
Need some serious exposure for your music? Be Heard. Get Noticed. Free!

Space March
The Official Site Indie Pop Music

Save up to 75% on Cunard
Vacations To Go offers huge discounts on Cunard Cruises.

Build your family tree
Ancestry charts, genealogy software and more - downloadable for free.



Sounds perfect for the next spam theatre don't you say?
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Postby Paul » 03 Dec 2005, 09:22

We are going to try a few more ads in various places around the site to see what the impact is.

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Postby umbrellaless » 03 Dec 2005, 10:08

Whoa....

google ads at the top of the video pop-ups = entire bottom half of video cut off :?

Just so you know...
"When you do not speak, other people presume you to be deaf or feeble-minded and promptly make a show of their own limitations"
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Postby Paul » 03 Dec 2005, 10:37

reload the page that you clicked the popup link from (eg. the home page or the archive page)

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Postby umbrellaless » 03 Dec 2005, 15:41

all good, now...

Thanks!
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Postby Under13 » 05 Dec 2005, 09:01

Can I start talking about The Fleshlight now? Because I would really like to see a Gooooogle ad show up for The Fleshlight.
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Postby Patty McPat » 05 Dec 2005, 09:43

Dude...holster your Fleshlight...no one wants to see that...LOL!!!

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Postby Rhynome » 05 Dec 2005, 10:16

Yeah, I have a similar request. But don't worry, I'll refrain from mentioning chimps who wear PVC... with women, who have black hair and are wearing red and black lace lingerie... Not gonna mention that at all.

(Come on guys, a hand here, we can work on this).
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Postby miakosummin » 05 Dec 2005, 23:18

"eCommerce Web Templates!"

its not working.


ANTHROPOMORPHIZED ANIMALS IN VELCRO BIKINIS!
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Postby gerg » 06 Dec 2005, 02:08

The ads in the video windows do not open in a new window and therefore... suck.


as you were.
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Postby Under13 » 06 Dec 2005, 07:39

"Mormon Family Tree
Join for free. 1000's of pictures & video's of Beautiful Mormon singles"

Slowly, but surely...the tables are turning.

Turning towards Utah-based incest, apparently...

And I will whole-heartedly second Miako's request for furries. Bring on the pony-girls!
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