Lament, mortals. It is time for funs.

Brad · Postby **Brad** » 06 Nov 2008, 17:31

Rocktoberfest has come to a close. It contained haunted houses, one I made, one the kind folks at playland made; several go karts; mini golfery; an owl that made my assistant wet herself in terror; zombie militia boxer-briefs; massage; driving a grown man into a wall in terror; going from assassin to hobbit on popular vote; massage; and a parrot.

But now it's time for the x-mas run-up apparently. It's a time of year where we can be truly thankful for all the bounty that the year has brought. Especially this bounty. Holy shit:

I'll have a video tour of the haunted house we constructed up soon.

Lyinginbedmon · Postby **Lyinginbedmon** » 06 Nov 2008, 17:32

Wow. Nerf guns have gone waaay to far

Brad · Postby **Brad** » 06 Nov 2008, 17:32

It has a hopper!
With belt-loaded darts!

Master Gunner · Postby **Master Gunner** » 06 Nov 2008, 17:35

duuuuuudeeee....sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.

Vaughn · Postby **Vaughn** » 06 Nov 2008, 17:37

Its featured in http://www.runawaybox.com/video.php?vid=443!

Mouse · Postby **Mouse** » 06 Nov 2008, 21:49

I feel like my childhood was totally incomplete now. Thanks a lot, Brad.
*cranks up the Billy Joel & sulks*

Tim · Postby **Tim** » 06 Nov 2008, 22:26

You got a Vulcan?

A good friend of mine has a Vulcan. It's pretty awesome.

My roommate and I just went in on a six-pack of pistols today. Now I have 5 nerf guns and he has 6. We're pretty well set for the Nerf-Susceptible Zombie Invasion of 2009.

Cake · Postby **Cake** » 06 Nov 2008, 22:37

Brad. That is epic. DO WANT.

Vaughn. That is epic. DO WANT.

Vaughn · Postby **Vaughn** » 06 Nov 2008, 22:37

*Digs out his two Sharpshooter pistols*

These things can take eyes out! ^_^

Tim · Postby **Tim** » 06 Nov 2008, 22:40

Me and my Maverick:

Source: http://thephatbunny.net/index.php?view=read&nid=00205

Cake · Postby **Cake** » 06 Nov 2008, 22:52

I own the sniper rifle/assault rifle. Sometimes, I drive to my friend's house just to ambush him when he opens the door. It's so awesome.

masamune · Postby **masamune** » 06 Nov 2008, 22:56

Tim wrote:Me and my Maverick:

Source: http://thephatbunny.net/index.php?view=read&nid=00205

gloves but no shirt?

Brad · Postby **Brad** » 06 Nov 2008, 23:00

Deba and I have mavericks hidden about the house so that one will always be close at hand in case of spontaneous nerf war. There are two sniper/assault rifles in a wall case in our living room, one maverick in the kitchen drawer, one in the bathroom and a couple with the assaults and in our bedroom.

All old Zombie Militia gear. Somewhere there is the battery powered punch-to-the-face ball launcher. Maybe the garage.

Cake · Postby **Cake** » 06 Nov 2008, 23:04

You sire, have a kickin' crib. As defined by his highness himself.

spartanhelmet · Postby **spartanhelmet** » 06 Nov 2008, 23:19

Brad wrote:Deba and I have mavericks hidden about the house so that one will always be close at hand in case of spontaneous nerf war.

Hiding weapons around the house is now legal in Canada, eh?

Also... WOW do I suddenly want an oversized plastic machine-gun.

Aztec Cowboy Mafia · Postby **Aztec Cowboy Mafia** » 06 Nov 2008, 23:24

spartanhelmet wrote:Hiding weapons around the house is now legal in Canada, eh?

Nope. Hiding plastic toys that project suction-tipped foam cylinders at significantly-less-than-harmful speeds, however, is still cool beans. :wink:

For ages I've wanted to grab some Nerfs and some paint & brass doodads and whip myself up a steampunk raygun mod (c.f. these beauties), but I just haven't had the bleedin' time.

masamune · Postby **masamune** » 07 Nov 2008, 00:17

Aztec Cowboy Mafia wrote:For ages I've wanted to grab some Nerfs and some paint & brass doodads and whip myself up a steampunk raygun mod (c.f. these beauties), but I just haven't had the bleedin' time.

those are cool. if/when you get around to it, i want pics.

Dutch guy · Postby **Dutch guy** » 07 Nov 2008, 02:10

DAMN, Why can't you get any NERF guns in the Netherlands for decent prices.

Sir_Substance · Postby **Sir_Substance** » 07 Nov 2008, 02:21

masamune wrote:
Tim wrote:Me and my Maverick:

Source: http://thephatbunny.net/index.php?view=read&nid=00205

gloves but no shirt?

Lyinginbedmon · Postby **Lyinginbedmon** » 07 Nov 2008, 02:28

Sir_Substance wrote:

I should know

empath · Postby **empath** » 07 Nov 2008, 06:24

Okay, the 'Nerf gun' came about after I 'grew up'^1

, but even I can tell you why the lack of shirt:

The suction cups won't stick to clothing; even though someone managed a headshot, it's a MUCH smaller target area than the entire torso...

InsaneFool · Postby **InsaneFool** » 07 Nov 2008, 06:29

I wanna get me one of THESE

masamune · Postby **masamune** » 07 Nov 2008, 07:04

empath wrote:Okay, the 'Nerf gun' came about after I 'grew up'^1 , but even I can tell you why the lack of shirt:

The suction cups won't stick to clothing; even though someone managed a headshot, it's a MUCH smaller target area than the entire torso...

that makes sense. don't know if i'd want to be hit in the nipple, though. they came out after my youth too

. we just had bow and arrows which we took the suction cups off and sharpened. good times were had by all. except cyclops pete.

InsaneFool · Postby **InsaneFool** » 07 Nov 2008, 07:06

Did you play with Lawn Darts too?

masamune · Postby **masamune** » 07 Nov 2008, 07:22

InsaneFool wrote:Did you play with Lawn Darts too?

i don't think they ever released those here. we did have similar dart-esque things we threw at each others legs, though. i probably still have the scars. it started getting a bit out of hand when we made crossbows that could shoot through cardboard boxes. we also loved those balls that you hit together and they spark before they got banned because some kid went blind or something. when indiana jones came out we made whips and tried to lasso our friends. the 80-90's were pretty awesome.

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