If You Were A Superhero

[wedrinkritalin]

Name : Sagat
Quest : Spamming fireballs and high kicks
Back Story : Spamming of fireballs
Stomping grounds : Xbox live with names like "SwAtNiNjA13376662k9"
Weapon : Good sportsmanship and a fun balanced character....I mean fireballs
Catchphrase : FIREBALL, FIREBALL, FIREBALL, DRAGON UPPERCUT
Costume : Some gay shorts and an eye patch

[Brad]

Name: Gaijin
Quest: Keeping the world safe, 17 hours from now.
Backstory: This was actually me in Nagano. I was a goddamn super hero. I started a comic about my experiences, but I didn't get much past the time I had to get my visa renewed and ended up fighting a giant slug in the caves of terror. If I was to have any powers I wanted, I'd totally go for lightning powers though. In most cartoons and movies, the guy with lightning powers just kinda tickles people with singing lighting. Lighting doesn't singe. It fucks you up. Hit with that, you explode. If it can blow up a tree, it can blow up you. Also, teleportation and telekinesis would be super sweet.
Stomping Grounds: The high mountainous forests of Nagano, Japan
Weapon: Shriukens from a carnival game and the Katana he won by bullseye-ing the shriukens in said carnival game.
Catchphrase: Ojisan to tokei wa... tiku toku, tiku toku.
Costume: Dark green trenchcoat, fedora sometimes
Assistant: A rocket powered sentient robot toaster named Grace.

[Lyinginbedmon]

Uncle of clock, tick tock tick tock?

I presume you mean Ojiisan, or grandpa clock.

[danpete6]

What would be your name?

Tim the Enchanter

What would be your quest?

to blow shit up for no reason

What would be your back story?

n/a

Where would your stompping grounds be?

the Cave of caerbannog

What would be your weapons for fighting crime (real life impliments that you have at home)?

staff that is also a flamethrower and a rocket launcher

What would be your catchphrase?

"but no, its just a harmless little bunny"

More importantly, what would your costume be?

[tak197]

Jillers, you may want to rethink your superhero name, seeing as I read Lady Double D as having to do with boobs. Sorry.

[frog]

What would be your name? Om Nom Nom-Man
What would be your quest? To rid the multiverse of muffins sweet delicious muffins and soup
What would be your back story? Fell into a vat of muffin soup then fell into a crate of forks and spoons to become OM NOM NOM-MAN!!
Where would your stompping grounds be? bakeries and your grandmas kitchen
What would be your weapons for fighting crime (real life impliments that you have at home)? Fork fingers and a spoon thumb
What would be your catchphrase? Om Nom Nom Nom Nom
More importantly, what would your costume be? Chefs outfit

[WhoWouldWinInAFight?]

What would be your name? Zontanous Mancer

What would be your quest? Complete control as beneficent ruler of the world.

What would be your back story? Mysterious

Where would your stompping grounds be? The complete world.

What would be your weapons for fighting crime (real life impliments that you have at home)? extremely hard wooden sword.

What would be your catchphrase? ...

More importantly, what would your costume be? Completely white cloak and hood with red stripes intersecting on it(refer to avatar)

[The Jester]

Jillers, you may want to rethink your superhero name, seeing as I read Lady Double D as having to do with boobs. Sorry.

I think that's what she was going for, considering her outfit is stated as a little black leather number.

[Jillers]

Jillers, you may want to rethink your superhero name, seeing as I read Lady Double D as having to do with boobs. Sorry.

Dude. I did that on purpose. Double Entendre.

[tak197]

Oh.

HEY I HAVE BEEN UNDER STRESS FOR GRADUATION! X)

[empath]

{70's Superfriends Announcer Voice of Ted Knight}

Then, out of nowhere, Grammar Nazi leapt to help his comarade-in-arms, Generic Man!

Name: Generic Man
Quest: To fight crime!
Back Story: He lost his parents to nefarious criminals (who were never adequately described to the police or media) and later was bitten by a Kryptonite spider and was thus imbued superpowers of indeterminate magnitude and effect. So now he struggles to avenge his dead parents by living a secret life fighting crime whilst also trying live a normal life with a love interest (no description available) as well.
Stamping grounds: Genericville
Weapon: Distilled clichés
Catchphrase: "Where there's a crime there's a criminal."
Costume: Spandex bodysuit with a 'G' in the middle, utility belt and cape, all worn under normal clothing.

You're welcome, citizens! Now I must avaunt but before I do, let me remind you to 'Think Twice And Speak Once!!!'
{/corny cartoon announcer voice}


Man, this totally makes THIS pop into my head - apologies for the advertising...

[browncoat]

What would be your name? - Doesn't matter, I'm mysterious!
What would be your quest? - The war on war... ? Fight the Nazis, maybe... ?
What would be your back story? - Secret. Too.
Where would your stompping grounds be? - Everywhere where evil shows it's hideos face. Duh!
What would be your weapons for fighting crime (real life impliments that you have at home)? - A GUNDAM. ... Just like the one I have at home. Only... about... *thinks* ... 100 times bigger?
What would be your catchphrase? - Probably along the lines of: "Surrender! ... oh... was that your house I landed on? ... sorry..."
More importantly, what would your costume be? - ... a GUNDAM?