Haiku
Haiku
I'm so bored right now.
Writes haiku to spend my time.
Expects same from you.
Creates haiku thread.
There are two three year old ones.
Hate necromancy.
Ate nachos last night.
Got too much of a good thing.
I just shat my pants
Writes haiku to spend my time.
Expects same from you.
Creates haiku thread.
There are two three year old ones.
Hate necromancy.
Ate nachos last night.
Got too much of a good thing.
I just shat my pants
Re: Haiku
Spoke with my former.
She does not care anymore.
New girl Thursday night.
Asked girl to dinner,
She said not today, sadly.
Thursday night is good.
Washing sheets Wednesday.
If all goes well Thursday night,
Washing sheets Friday.
She does not care anymore.
New girl Thursday night.
Asked girl to dinner,
She said not today, sadly.
Thursday night is good.
Washing sheets Wednesday.
If all goes well Thursday night,
Washing sheets Friday.
H̼̮̖͓̻ͮ̀ͬ̓e̟̦͉̾̔̀ͣ͆̄ ͚̤̈̉ͦ̎ͭ̚c̰̠͚̜̹ͪ̐̎̃ͅo̗͌͛ͥ͑m̍ͬͥ̚e͍̱̲̤͚̹͔͛s͚̱̤͚̲̭̗̃̎ͭ̚.̘̫̖̮̠͒̔.̝̹̟̳͚̂̆̋͌̐̚.̬͓̰̃̑
Re: Haiku
Monday drags along
The Internet holds no mirth
Loading Ready... Run
The Internet holds no mirth
Loading Ready... Run
Matt wrote:AND IF SHE'S DEAD SHE CAN'T SAY NO.
-M
Re: Haiku
Today's not Monday.
Today's Tuesday or Wednesday.
Depends where you are.
Today's Tuesday or Wednesday.
Depends where you are.
Re: Haiku
I had no idea
I thought Haikus were timeless
Refrigerator
I thought Haikus were timeless
Refrigerator
Matt wrote:AND IF SHE'S DEAD SHE CAN'T SAY NO.
-M
Re: Haiku
Fuck my life you guys
The Summer has ended now
I've done nothing still.
The Summer has ended now
I've done nothing still.
Re: Haiku
Oh my god, you guys
I had a great idea:
LRR logo on car.
I had a great idea:
LRR logo on car.
H̼̮̖͓̻ͮ̀ͬ̓e̟̦͉̾̔̀ͣ͆̄ ͚̤̈̉ͦ̎ͭ̚c̰̠͚̜̹ͪ̐̎̃ͅo̗͌͛ͥ͑m̍ͬͥ̚e͍̱̲̤͚̹͔͛s͚̱̤͚̲̭̗̃̎ͭ̚.̘̫̖̮̠͒̔.̝̹̟̳͚̂̆̋͌̐̚.̬͓̰̃̑
- Evil Jim
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Re: Haiku
Saw the Nerd Flu thread
With this one right underneath.
Thought, "Nerd Flu haiku."
With this one right underneath.
Thought, "Nerd Flu haiku."
Arius wrote:People were just so awestruck by your awesomeness that they became catatonic.
ThrashJazzAssassin wrote:BURN HIM! BURN THE HERETIC! DEATH TO ALL WHO SCORN THE AWESOMENESS OF EVIL JIM!
- Lyinginbedmon
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Re: Haiku
Hours before trip
My wallet sits penniless
Fork over change please
My wallet sits penniless
Fork over change please
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Morgan wrote:Lyinginbedmon is short, but he makes up for it in awesomeness
- Genghis Ares
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Re: Haiku
Lyinginbedmon wrote:Hours before trip
My wallet sits penniless
More change please
575.
- Lyinginbedmon
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Re: Haiku
Genghis Ares wrote:Lyinginbedmon wrote:Hours before trip
My wallet sits penniless
Fork over change please
575.
1337?
Re: Haiku
To write a haiku
You must write lines correctly
Five, seven, and five.
You must write lines correctly
Five, seven, and five.
H̼̮̖͓̻ͮ̀ͬ̓e̟̦͉̾̔̀ͣ͆̄ ͚̤̈̉ͦ̎ͭ̚c̰̠͚̜̹ͪ̐̎̃ͅo̗͌͛ͥ͑m̍ͬͥ̚e͍̱̲̤͚̹͔͛s͚̱̤͚̲̭̗̃̎ͭ̚.̘̫̖̮̠͒̔.̝̹̟̳͚̂̆̋͌̐̚.̬͓̰̃̑
- ThrashJazzAssassin
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Re: Haiku
Lyinginbedmon
Sadly you have failed today
Take the walk of shame.
Words which could be said
In one or two syllables
Are a bad idea.
Well done, Arius
Self-referential haiku
It is most pleasing.
Sadly you have failed today
Take the walk of shame.
Words which could be said
In one or two syllables
Are a bad idea.
Well done, Arius
Self-referential haiku
It is most pleasing.
Re: Haiku
A non-sequitur.
Another non-sequitur.
This was quite random!
Another non-sequitur.
This was quite random!
Wil Wheaton says "Game over, Moonpie."
- Machalllewis
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Re: Haiku
In the library
I search for some PAX info
No net back at home
Haikus are funny
But sometimes they dont make sense
Hippopotamus
Woe it is my shame
I totally stole that one
Off of a t-shirt
Edit: Has been done
To correct my dumb mistake
More care is needed
I search for some PAX info
No net back at home
Haikus are funny
But sometimes they dont make sense
Hippopotamus
Woe it is my shame
I totally stole that one
Off of a t-shirt
Edit: Has been done
To correct my dumb mistake
More care is needed
Last edited by Machalllewis on 10 Sep 2009, 00:01, edited 1 time in total.
Nothing to see here.
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Re: Haiku
I just spent all day
Working as Post Office Clerk
Resisting choc'late
Came home from my job
Mum had bought me wispa gold
Fate wants me chubby
Working as Post Office Clerk
Resisting choc'late
Came home from my job
Mum had bought me wispa gold
Fate wants me chubby
Yaxley wrote:I think life occasionally needs someone to ask "Okay, seriously guys. What the hell is going on?"
2 Students, 1 Alien (1 cat, 1 blob and several supporting characters, not to mention weekly sillies)
Tap-dancing Transvestite Ventriloquist
Re: Haiku
Hey Machalllewis
Alas has two syllables
At least, so I think
Would you look at that
Thread became quite successful
I feel so empty
Why do I play this
Oblivion feels like work
I want my paycheck!
Don't know what to play
Should I finish Bioshock?
I want Red Faction
I never beat games
GoW, GTA, Mass Effect
Does this make me Matt?
Alas has two syllables
At least, so I think
Would you look at that
Thread became quite successful
I feel so empty
Why do I play this
Oblivion feels like work
I want my paycheck!
Don't know what to play
Should I finish Bioshock?
I want Red Faction
I never beat games
GoW, GTA, Mass Effect
Does this make me Matt?
Re: Haiku
Finish Bioshock
The story was predictable
but is worth your time
The story was predictable
but is worth your time
Matt wrote:AND IF SHE'S DEAD SHE CAN'T SAY NO.
-M
Re: Haiku
I woke up at four
Not in the morning, mind you.
Sleeping in is fun.
Have not eaten yet.
For some reason, not sure why.
Going to get food.
I still have some left,
Panda Express in a box.
But want something else.
Need to gain weight now.
Heading out to McDonalds.
Anyone want some?
Oh, right. You are there.
I am here, without you all.
Sucks for you, food time.
Not in the morning, mind you.
Sleeping in is fun.
Have not eaten yet.
For some reason, not sure why.
Going to get food.
I still have some left,
Panda Express in a box.
But want something else.
Need to gain weight now.
Heading out to McDonalds.
Anyone want some?
Oh, right. You are there.
I am here, without you all.
Sucks for you, food time.
H̼̮̖͓̻ͮ̀ͬ̓e̟̦͉̾̔̀ͣ͆̄ ͚̤̈̉ͦ̎ͭ̚c̰̠͚̜̹ͪ̐̎̃ͅo̗͌͛ͥ͑m̍ͬͥ̚e͍̱̲̤͚̹͔͛s͚̱̤͚̲̭̗̃̎ͭ̚.̘̫̖̮̠͒̔.̝̹̟̳͚̂̆̋͌̐̚.̬͓̰̃̑
Re: Haiku
Kara wrote:Fuck my life you guys
The Summer has ended now
I've done nothing still.
ha ha ha ha ha
nobody likes you biotch
except for me lol
i dont know what's happening anymore
Re: Haiku
I have a feeling
If ever I met Lavos
(never gonna happen)
I would be a very
Confused Bumfuzzled chica
2stepz mind asplode
If ever I met Lavos
(never gonna happen)
I would be a very
Confused Bumfuzzled chica
2stepz mind asplode
Re: Haiku
I hate to break form
But 2stepz reminded me
of a metal song.
Because it's Midnite.
It's by a band: Limozeen.
I thought of this verse:
"I got a feeling:
it's leather tough, you better
believe it." okay?
The band isn't real.
Were created in a 'toon
called Strong bad e-mail.
I didn't break form!
This makes me very surprised;
I'm bad at haiku.
But 2stepz reminded me
of a metal song.
Because it's Midnite.
It's by a band: Limozeen.
I thought of this verse:
"I got a feeling:
it's leather tough, you better
believe it." okay?
The band isn't real.
Were created in a 'toon
called Strong bad e-mail.
I didn't break form!
This makes me very surprised;
I'm bad at haiku.
"Flat beer or a lumpy mattress. Take your pick."
"I'd prefer a flat mattress."
"Hmm.. Well, it could be done.. If I take the lumps out of the mattress, and put them in the beer, you'd have a flat mattress and a lumpy beer!"
"I'd prefer a flat mattress."
"Hmm.. Well, it could be done.. If I take the lumps out of the mattress, and put them in the beer, you'd have a flat mattress and a lumpy beer!"
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