Phailhaüs - 26

[Graham]

Sweet hat, huh?

[Master Gunner]

".....nooo."

Great news on the breakthrough Kathleen.

[Metcarfre]

Best Phailhaus ever!

I lol'd at this one probably more than any other. It really seemed like you guys were at that magic zone of being just a bit too tired or drunk and everything comes out comic gold.

The random person/object creeping in the background needs to be a regular thing now. Who will it be next? Matt? Gibb? Toast?

[Escher]

very phunny. just what I needed after long day at school.

[Wallcott]

I don't care. Bears are still godless killing machines.
Always great to see a new Phailhaus.

/diabeetus.

[Genghis Ares]

I'm surprised you didn't make a gay bear joke.

[Vigafre]

Longest chat about penises on LRR?


Also, you should have swapped that detachable dong idea with the Germans. I'm sure they'd love it.


Also, did Kathleen get contacts or something? Her eyes look...different.

[Karmic Knight]

Nice Istanbul (Not Constantinople) reference.

Also, was I the only person that thought of the King Missile song when Graham brought up a detachable penis?

[Foxfire]

Did the operation come with a free detachable thumb trick surgery? Cuz I swore there was a reason I couldn't get it to work.

[Genghis Ares]

Nice Istanbul (Not Constantinople) reference.

Also, was I the only person that thought of the King Missile song when Graham brought up a detachable penis?

The second he said it, I thought of King Missile as well.

[King Kool]

That hat is awesome. Where are those bear claws James had?

[Unclever title]

I'm surprised you didn't make a gay bear joke.

I'm surprised they didn't make a pedobear joke.

Granted I'm only mildly surprised. The whole talk of magnetic detachable penises commanded the majority of my unexpectedness... uh levels.

Which are apparently some sort of reserve that when depleted it is impossible to be surprised.

Yeah that kinda makes sense, I believe there is precedence for that.

Kathleen the you and bear hat combination is very cute.

Graham that hat (especially lowered over your eyes) makes you look like the incompetent comedic lackey to a comedic and unsuccessful super villain in an English dubbed Anime. Granted the beard makes the bear hat/masked lackey appear tremendously manlier than if you were clean shaven.

Come to think of it... I think Magneto had a detachable penis...

Edit: This is the second time that I noticed a new LRR video has been posted from Youtube before the seeing it on the site, subscriptions ahoy! Nothing wrong with this of course but it's just weird to me right now.

[magentahaze]

Yay!!! Love the bear hat!

[TomBrend]

Is it just me or are Kathleen's facial expressions much more extreme in this video than previous videos?

[bravetoaster]

The phrase "Jump for my dong"--along with Graham's delivery of that line--may be one of the best things ever.

[iEatNinjaZ]

Really funny, Kathleen looks gorgeous in this one!

Also I had to upload this freeze frame, its soo funny.

Love it when I pause on a funny face.

[Evisr]

Don't get angry at Steve, LEAVE STEVE ALONE!

I lol'd at everything in this video. I bet someone is gunna make a 3rd party detachable penis for the Macbooks now..

[MattAn]

OH NOES! The bear was om nom noming on Kathleen's scalp.. And.. Uh.. Graham's entire face!

..Man I love the Phailhaüs.. You guys are awesome. Totally epic that today has a new installment, even with extra Australian in it! =O Hell, I haven't heard about that crap 'til now.

..Save me? I can has live in Canada plz?

[Kathleen]

I haven't seen the final edit yet, but re: my facial expressions, Graham left the room for a bit to pick up a package, so I was free to be as silly as I wanted.

[Kathleen]

Which is, in case you haven't noticed, very silly.

[infamousbeegee]

BRAVO!!!!

The bear hat rules! Loved the outtakes at the end.

...and are you sure it's not constantinople?

[tak197]

That was the hardest I have laughed at a Phailhaus in a long time.

Perhaps because they aren't coming that often anymore.
/obvious joke

Really though, I think I now know why Kathleen and Graham are together. She rubs off on him waaaaay too much, and his humor is getting more and more twisted.

As for the American reality shows, we have a channel DEVOTED to that stuff. One of their original programs, Solitary, is where you basically are competing against 8 other people from inside a Solitary Confinement cell with a computer named Val. To get eliminated you have to quit on your own, and they help you with that. For example, one of their challenges was literally to sit in a large wooden electric chair with a ball gag in your mouth.

So that idea about scaring families by "kidnapping" the women, it probably would become a hit reality show...

[The LRR-Metroid Fan]

Cool. Quite cool indeed.
Any offense against furries intended?

[Jaebird]

I don't know what it is, but Kathleen's hair looks amazing!

Awesome Phail, btw

[Lyinginbedmon]

I haven't seen the final edit yet, but re: my facial expressions, Graham left the room for a bit to pick up a package, so I was free to be as silly as I wanted.

That package wouldn't happen to be t-shirts intended for PAX would it?






'Cause I think I have four of those...