LAVOS ANSWERS YOUR QUESTIONS
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How much Lavos does it take to answer the Ask Lavos thread?
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Dear Lavos, how do you win friends and influnce people?
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Lavos, what is the best use for a dead hooker?
Twitter | Click here to join the Desert Bus Community Chat.TheRocket wrote:Apparently the crotch area could not contain the badonkadonk area.
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Lavos, what is the best SOURCE for a dead hooker?
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TomBrend wrote:Lavos, what is the best SOURCE for a dead hooker?
I think you answered that question with the first word.
H̼̮̖͓̻ͮ̀ͬ̓e̟̦͉̾̔̀ͣ͆̄ ͚̤̈̉ͦ̎ͭ̚c̰̠͚̜̹ͪ̐̎̃ͅo̗͌͛ͥ͑m̍ͬͥ̚e͍̱̲̤͚̹͔͛s͚̱̤͚̲̭̗̃̎ͭ̚.̘̫̖̮̠͒̔.̝̹̟̳͚̂̆̋͌̐̚.̬͓̰̃̑
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Alja-Markir wrote:LETS SEE YOU DO BETTER, NOOB!
ALSO, CAPS IS EMMA'S GIG, AND SHE IS CURRENTLY DEAD. I'LL FIX THAT EVENTUALLY, NEXT TIME I RETURN TO THE TRIASIC PERIOD.
*hugs and kisses*
~Alja~
I'm pretty sure Emma's not dead she's just got better things to do.
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I still haven't gotten a proper explanation of who emma is. Maybe I'm just a forum n00b
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TomBrend wrote:I still haven't gotten a proper explanation of who emma is. Maybe I'm just a forum n00b
memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=1280
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Daaaaaaamn... I should have checked there. Emma is more of a name than a forum username, I didn't expect that.
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Lavos, what is the racial slur for Lavos?
Sometimes the best adventure is the one experienced at home.
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Lavos will you marry me?
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Lavos, can I be your maid of honour?
Twitter | Click here to join the Desert Bus Community Chat.TheRocket wrote:Apparently the crotch area could not contain the badonkadonk area.
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Lavos, are you still even answering questions?
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Lavos how much has this thread enlarged your ego?
We are all made of star dust. However we are also made of nuclear waste.
Remember to think before you post.
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Dear Lavos
Is your username about lava, or washing your hands?
Is your username about lava, or washing your hands?
I am going to go watch a
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Lavos, can you eat lava?
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Thought I should mention. I can't think of either without the other, now.
Who?
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Lavos, why won't my brother's drunk ex stop calling the house? It's been two hours, it's 4am, and the phone's ringer won't turn OFF.
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empath wrote:Lavos, why won't my brother's drunk ex stop calling the house? It's been two hours, it's 4am, and the phone's ringer won't turn OFF.
Unplug the phone at the wall?
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IS YOUR NAME LAVOS......
NO SO DON'T ANSWER QUESTIONS
NO SO DON'T ANSWER QUESTIONS
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Lavos is dead, long live Lavos.
H̼̮̖͓̻ͮ̀ͬ̓e̟̦͉̾̔̀ͣ͆̄ ͚̤̈̉ͦ̎ͭ̚c̰̠͚̜̹ͪ̐̎̃ͅo̗͌͛ͥ͑m̍ͬͥ̚e͍̱̲̤͚̹͔͛s͚̱̤͚̲̭̗̃̎ͭ̚.̘̫̖̮̠͒̔.̝̹̟̳͚̂̆̋͌̐̚.̬͓̰̃̑
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(weeps in a corner)
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Shea wrote:Yo, Lavos. D'Ya think the Astro Boy movie will be any good?
No. Nor was the anime any good.
VanHelsing23 wrote:Can I be arrested for transporting Lavos across a state(or provincial) line?
Hells naw. Unless theres no rape involved then yea, you will be arrested.
Cade Antilles wrote:Lavos wrote:The burning sensation is just that spider that bit you, don't worry it'll be fine.
GAH! And I'm arachnophobic, too. Wait . . . how did you know that?
Only logical choice I saw.
Arius wrote:Lavos, how can I understand what women mean when what they do and what they say often have no correlation?
Always assume they mean the opposite of what they're saying, and what they do and say WILL correlate.
Machalllewis wrote:Lavos how do I get guys on the internet to be less emo about the women types?
Buy Arius a new car, then get them to have SEXZ in it.
Evil Jim wrote:Dear Lavos,
Are all Kathleen's mugs still wrong?
Sincerely,
Evil Jim
Not anymore after the 'chinese' accident.
Theremin wrote:Dear Lavos, should I give up computing?
Get a backup job and continue on with it I say.
Highlander wrote:Why do you do these things?
(shakes head in despair)
why click thread
Elomin Sha wrote:Dear Dr LAVOS: What is your medical profession?
It's not medical, but I have the title of doctor of theology.
Gordon Fearman wrote:How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a Tootsie Pop?
A ThrEeE
Keab42 wrote:Why is Evil Jim obsessed with Kathleen's Cups?
I have no clue, there's nothin' special bout them.
Master Gunner wrote:Why is Keab42 not obsessed with Kathleen's Cups?
'Cause hes smart.
CygnusX1 wrote:Lavos, how many illegitimate children do you father?
Enough to count on my fingurrrs.
TomBrend wrote:Lavos, how is babby formed?
rape
Master Gunner wrote:How girl get pregnant?
wut is pregnant i only kno pragnent
kkief02 wrote:Lavos,
What will I do when Kara turns 18 and isn't an LG anymore?
(other than her being my LG4lyfe)
It's ok Su, you don't have to grow up!
TomBrend wrote:Lavos, how much Lavos would a Lavos Lavos Lavos if a Lavos could Lavos Lavos?
Lavos Lavos Lavos Lavos Lavos Lavos Lavos Lavos
Lorithad wrote:Lavos, i'm bored. What should I do?
Masturbate
Dutch guy wrote:Lavos, Lavos?
You guys ask me the most obscure questions.
Smidge wrote:Lavos, Same question as what the king said.
I can't ask myself a question that's just insane.
Highlander wrote:Duuuude!
Do you get high?
no shizzle
TomBrend wrote:Define "emma"
WHAT THE FUCK MAN WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT? I AM SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW
Master Gunner wrote:How much effort does it take to be "lavos"?
Alot since I'm answering these questions.
Master Gunner wrote:How much effort does it take to be "lavos"?
No I'm just lazy.
tak197 wrote:WORST. ASK {PERSON}. THREAD. EVER!
JEALOUS PERSON IS JEALOUS OF SUCCESSFUL PERSONS SUCCESS
Theremin wrote:Lavos, how did you like your funeral service?
wat
Kara wrote:How much Lavos does it take to answer the Ask Lavos thread?
Only one.
Theremin wrote:Dear Lavos, how do you win friends and influnce people?
Watch a movie.
Master Gunner wrote:Lavos, what is the best use for a dead hooker?
food
local food storeTomBrend wrote:Lavos, what is the best SOURCE for a dead hooker?
Lavos^42Captain-Crimson wrote:Lavos, what is the racial slur for Lavos?
Sorry, Kara is next.Highlander wrote:Lavos will you marry me?
Fo sho'Master Gunner wrote:Lavos, can I be your maid of honour?
YawpYaxley wrote:Lavos, are you still even answering questions?
Too big; won't growLord Chrusher wrote:Lavos how much has this thread enlarged your ego?
fire bigDontPanic wrote:Dear Lavos
Is your username about lava, or washing your hands?
I consume it om nomTomBrend wrote:Lavos, can you eat lava?
VULCANSPFTKneuronak wrote:
Thought I should mention. I can't think of either without the other, now.
GO UP TO HER AND PUNCH HER IN THE DICKempath wrote:Lavos, why won't my brother's drunk ex stop calling the house? It's been two hours, it's 4am, and the phone's ringer won't turn OFF.
i dont know what's happening anymore
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Lavos, do you understand female anatomy?
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