Your Epitaph
Your Epitaph
What would you want on your gravestone?
I'm thinking either:
Zombie Nymphomaniac
Or...
Necrophiliacs Welcome
I'm thinking either:
Zombie Nymphomaniac
Or...
Necrophiliacs Welcome
H̼̮̖͓̻ͮ̀ͬ̓e̟̦͉̾̔̀ͣ͆̄ ͚̤̈̉ͦ̎ͭ̚c̰̠͚̜̹ͪ̐̎̃ͅo̗͌͛ͥ͑m̍ͬͥ̚e͍̱̲̤͚̹͔͛s͚̱̤͚̲̭̗̃̎ͭ̚.̘̫̖̮̠͒̔.̝̹̟̳͚̂̆̋͌̐̚.̬͓̰̃̑
- King Kool
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Re: Your Epitaph
I'm going to be cremated.
Unless I die in a freezer and am frozen stuck in a humorous position. Then I'll go on tour.
Unless I die in a freezer and am frozen stuck in a humorous position. Then I'll go on tour.
- Mister Fiend
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Re: Your Epitaph
Not gone, merely marching far away.
OR
They buried me face down so the whole world can kiss my ass.
OR
They buried me face down so the whole world can kiss my ass.
Re: Your Epitaph
My leading favorite: "I told you I was sick."
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Re: Your Epitaph
I TOLD you to swallow the blue pill!
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- AmazingPjotrMan
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"What car?"
"What lion?"
Etc
"What lion?"
Etc
"It's nice to think that before "Adam and Eve", there was "Earl Grey""
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Mister Fiend wrote:They buried me face down so the whole world can kiss my ass.
Or use it as a bike rack.
Arius wrote:People were just so awestruck by your awesomeness that they became catatonic.
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He came, He Saw, He Got Trampled By A Rhino.
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Re: Your Epitaph
I'm not sure what I'd put on my epitaph but something I think should be considered (even jokingly) more often is taxidermy. The only problem I see is getting someone who wouldn't be horribly disturbed about doing it...
Also it's pretty dang illegal.
Actually upon looking at a few online I have decided the best ones are ones that rhyme and relate to a supposed method of death. My first name being Derek, I am at a disadvantage.
How-ever! I think I has the solution!
Beneath you here lies Derek. He almost smote the Kerrek.
Also it's pretty dang illegal.
Actually upon looking at a few online I have decided the best ones are ones that rhyme and relate to a supposed method of death. My first name being Derek, I am at a disadvantage.
How-ever! I think I has the solution!
Beneath you here lies Derek. He almost smote the Kerrek.
My train of thought is more like a roller coaster that has loop de loops and no safety bars.
I don't know if I'm tall enough to ride.
I don't know if I'm tall enough to ride.
Re: Your Epitaph
Taxidermy is fine. Just look up Body Worlds.
H̼̮̖͓̻ͮ̀ͬ̓e̟̦͉̾̔̀ͣ͆̄ ͚̤̈̉ͦ̎ͭ̚c̰̠͚̜̹ͪ̐̎̃ͅo̗͌͛ͥ͑m̍ͬͥ̚e͍̱̲̤͚̹͔͛s͚̱̤͚̲̭̗̃̎ͭ̚.̘̫̖̮̠͒̔.̝̹̟̳͚̂̆̋͌̐̚.̬͓̰̃̑
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Re: Your Epitaph
"Here lies David St. Hubbins. And why not?"
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Am I a Lich yet?
Re: Your Epitaph
We think it was him.
H̼̮̖͓̻ͮ̀ͬ̓e̟̦͉̾̔̀ͣ͆̄ ͚̤̈̉ͦ̎ͭ̚c̰̠͚̜̹ͪ̐̎̃ͅo̗͌͛ͥ͑m̍ͬͥ̚e͍̱̲̤͚̹͔͛s͚̱̤͚̲̭̗̃̎ͭ̚.̘̫̖̮̠͒̔.̝̹̟̳͚̂̆̋͌̐̚.̬͓̰̃̑
Re: Your Epitaph
"Reserved"
Re: Your Epitaph
Oh my God! Perfect:
Hit the wall at 87.
Hit the wall at 87.
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Re: Your Epitaph
Beneath this grassy mound now lies
One Edgar Oscar Earle,
Who to another hunter looked
Exactly like a squirrel.
Actually I have no idea.
"Behind You" is a good one.
One Edgar Oscar Earle,
Who to another hunter looked
Exactly like a squirrel.
Actually I have no idea.
"Behind You" is a good one.
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Re: Your Epitaph
"You kids get off my dirt clot"
Re: Your Epitaph
Theres always the classic gamer one.
"Respawn In 9..."
or have a digital timer with an astronomical number on it counting down.
"Respawn In 9..."
or have a digital timer with an astronomical number on it counting down.
Re: Your Epitaph
I don't know what I want on my headstone, but I want my last words to be "Hey guys! Check this out!."
Wil Wheaton says "Game over, Moonpie."
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Re: Your Epitaph
Either
"Thus the life force known as ___
was never allowed
to exist in this world.
Fate has no forgiveness for
those that stand against it."
or
" You're Dead.
Your Friends Are Dead.
Your Family's Dead.
Your Fucking Pets Are Being Skinned Alive.
Your Mom's A Fucking Whore.
You Suck At Life.
The Whole World Hates You.
You're Going To Hell.
Live With It.
Game Over. "
"Thus the life force known as ___
was never allowed
to exist in this world.
Fate has no forgiveness for
those that stand against it."
or
" You're Dead.
Your Friends Are Dead.
Your Family's Dead.
Your Fucking Pets Are Being Skinned Alive.
Your Mom's A Fucking Whore.
You Suck At Life.
The Whole World Hates You.
You're Going To Hell.
Live With It.
Game Over. "
Re: Your Epitaph
"There was something in the air that night...
Turned out to be massive amounts of carbon monoxide."
Turned out to be massive amounts of carbon monoxide."
I've been stabbed, shot at, impaled, been beheaded with a chainsaw, set on fire and had a parasite injected into me and I'M STILL NOT CRYING!
- tak197
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Re: Your Epitaph
Wear it down or make it small letters: "I'm not dead, I'm right behind you."
Or simply: "*HURK*"
Or: "[/lifespan]"
Or simply: "*HURK*"
Or: "[/lifespan]"
Re: Your Epitaph
I'd want something like, "Not Dead, Just Reserving the Spot."
OR
"Try Again Later"
OR
"Try Again Later"
Who?
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Re: Your Epitaph
"Outlook Not So Good"
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