Film Quotes

[Arius]

Kham: WHERE'S MY ELEPHANT?!

[Nevrmore]

Perry: Look up "idiot" in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?
Harry: A picture of me?
Perry: No, the definition of the word "idiot," which you fucking are.
- Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Rufus T. Firefly: Maybe you can suggest something. As a matter of fact, you do suggest something. To me you suggest a baboon.
Ambassador Trentino: What?
Rufus T. Firefly: I, uh, I'm sorry I said that; it isn't fair to the rest of the baboons.
- Duck Soup

Bernadette: Now listen here, you mullet, why don't you just light your tampon and blow your box apart? Because it's the only bang you're ever going to get, sweetheart!
- The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

Caroline: We had our own restaurant once. An Italian restaurant. Of course, I would have preferred French, but...
Gus: What are we, girlfriends? Do I give a shit about this? No.
- The Ref

Ajax: I'll shove that bat up your ass and make you a popsicle!
- The Warriors

[Evil Jim]

When single shines the triple sun,
What was sundered and undone
Shall be whole, the two made one,
By Gelfling hand, or else by none.

I miss Jim Henson

[Niko88]

Guard #2: It could be carried by an african swallow.
Guard #1: Oh yeah, an african swallow maybe but not a European swallow thats my point.
Guard #2: Yeah...
Arthor: (frustrated) Please! I'm not interested.
(Pause)
Guard #1: Course, African swallow are non migratory...

Igon: Don't cross the streams. It would be... Bad.

Vampira (over phone): I thought you were some kind of assclown.
Ed Wood: (upbeat) No, I'm a transexual! I like women just fine.

On a side note: She doesn't say ass clown.

Mr. Praline: HELLO MISTER POLLY PAROT! I'VE GOT SOME LOVELY FRESH CUTTLE FISH FOR YOU IF YOU SHOW!

Nathan Fillion: Jayne! Find that little kid taken a dirt nap. Stand him up like baby jesus, we need a hood ornament.

Jack O'Neill: I don't know what to do.
Amanda Tapping: Well you spent 7 years on MacGuiver and you can't figure this one out? We've got belt buckles, shoelaces and a piece of gum! Build a nuclear reactor for cryin' out loud! You used to be Macguiver, MacGadget, Macgimick! Now you're Mr MacUseless! (Richard Dean Anderson is now staring back at the camera confused as crew laughs) Dear God! Stuck on a glacier with MacGuiver!

[sdhonda]

I don't think Igon ever said that. Kinda like "Beam me up Scotty". It was a bit of a dialogue, actually.

Don't quote me on that.

[VanHelsing23]

Not a film but Niko88 reminded me.

Jack: I thought you said the station was flooded?
Juliet: Damn it, Jack, I'm a fertility specialist not a marine engineer!

[Father Time]

Rufus T. Firefly: Maybe you can suggest something. As a matter of fact, you do suggest something. To me you suggest a baboon.
Ambassador Trentino: What?
Rufus T. Firefly: I, uh, I'm sorry I said that; it isn't fair to the rest of the baboons.
- Duck Soup

There's so many hilarious Duck Soup quotes that if you start them now we'll be quoting 90% of the movie soon. Are you sure you want to go down that road?

Colonel Mustard: Well I can use a drink *heads to study*
*everyone else speaks in agreement*
Mustard: Just checking
Peacock: Everything all right?
Mustard: Yup two corpses, everything's fine

If you haven't seen the movie (and if so go see it right now), one of the corpses went missing earlier

[Arius]

Paul Smecker: This was a fucking bomb dropping on Beaver-Cleaverville. For a few seconds, this place was Armageddon. There was a firefight!

Quentin: For Christ's sake, Worth, what do you live for? Do you have a wife, or a girlfriend, or something?

Worth: Nope. I've got a pretty fine collection of pornography.

[Nevrmore]

Rufus T. Firefly: Maybe you can suggest something. As a matter of fact, you do suggest something. To me you suggest a baboon.
Ambassador Trentino: What?
Rufus T. Firefly: I, uh, I'm sorry I said that; it isn't fair to the rest of the baboons.
- Duck Soup

There's so many hilarious Duck Soup quotes that if you start them now we'll be quoting 90% of the movie soon. Are you sure you want to go down that road?

Sure.

[tak197]

Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

[Theremin]

From Dead Set

[upon witnessing a zombie Davina McCall feasting on a corpse] Oh dear!

All about the context, this one.