Haiku
- Dark the Reaper
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I made a death knight
Hardcore relapse Really REALLY sucks
Some one please halp mes!
Hardcore relapse Really REALLY sucks
Some one please halp mes!
- epocalypse
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Look, it's not that hard.
I'm telling you to do it.
Write a damn haiku.
I'm telling you to do it.
Write a damn haiku.
Time flies when I launch grandfather clocks from my trebuchet.
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Re: Haiku
Applesauce-fingers,
albeit non-sequitur,
cutting three ribbons.
albeit non-sequitur,
cutting three ribbons.
"Flat beer or a lumpy mattress. Take your pick."
"I'd prefer a flat mattress."
"Hmm.. Well, it could be done.. If I take the lumps out of the mattress, and put them in the beer, you'd have a flat mattress and a lumpy beer!"
"I'd prefer a flat mattress."
"Hmm.. Well, it could be done.. If I take the lumps out of the mattress, and put them in the beer, you'd have a flat mattress and a lumpy beer!"
- the amativeness
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That, my good sir,
is the worst haiku that
I've ever heard.
And yes, 4-6-4 is a legit form of Haiku.
is the worst haiku that
I've ever heard.
And yes, 4-6-4 is a legit form of Haiku.
zA: How do I relax?
Evil Jim: Jerk off.
Frozengale: You know you're on the internet when Masturbation is the first suggestion.
Re: Haiku
Cannot bussing sleep
Want to dream of Fallout 3
Med-X addict... Yay!
Coffee not so good
When drunken at 3 am
God, I'm a dumbass
Starting to dose off
Then jolted out of my sleep
Damn passing moped...
Want to dream of Fallout 3
Med-X addict... Yay!
Coffee not so good
When drunken at 3 am
God, I'm a dumbass
Starting to dose off
Then jolted out of my sleep
Damn passing moped...
I've been stabbed, shot at, impaled, been beheaded with a chainsaw, set on fire and had a parasite injected into me and I'M STILL NOT CRYING!
- Mad Madam Mimm
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Tomorrow Morning
I'll leave for Uni again.
Thank Fah-ucking Christ.
I'll leave for Uni again.
Thank Fah-ucking Christ.
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Last line's too short, Mimm.
Nonetheless, hope the journey
goes well. See you soon.
Nonetheless, hope the journey
goes well. See you soon.
- Mad Madam Mimm
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I, um, don't know what
You could possibly mean, um,
There was no edit.
You could possibly mean, um,
There was no edit.
Yaxley wrote:I think life occasionally needs someone to ask "Okay, seriously guys. What the hell is going on?"
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Re: Haiku
It's legitimate.the amativeness wrote:That, my good sir,
is the worst haiku that
I've ever heard.
Syllables, and not meaning,
Define a haiku.
The words that I used
Were not ones that I made up.
Therefore, it's okay.
Maybe, for next time
You should not think into it;
Assess syllables.
"Flat beer or a lumpy mattress. Take your pick."
"I'd prefer a flat mattress."
"Hmm.. Well, it could be done.. If I take the lumps out of the mattress, and put them in the beer, you'd have a flat mattress and a lumpy beer!"
"I'd prefer a flat mattress."
"Hmm.. Well, it could be done.. If I take the lumps out of the mattress, and put them in the beer, you'd have a flat mattress and a lumpy beer!"
- Mister Fiend
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H̼̮̖͓̻ͮ̀ͬ̓e̟̦͉̾̔̀ͣ͆̄ ͚̤̈̉ͦ̎ͭ̚c̰̠͚̜̹ͪ̐̎̃ͅo̗͌͛ͥ͑m̍ͬͥ̚e͍̱̲̤͚̹͔͛s͚̱̤͚̲̭̗̃̎ͭ̚.̘̫̖̮̠͒̔.̝̹̟̳͚̂̆̋͌̐̚.̬͓̰̃̑
Re: Haiku
I'm playing a game
That I would rather not say.
Today: hide my shame.
I'll cut off your toes!
(This line has been redacted)
I am a genius.
Three separate thoughts
Written in five-seven-five.
...I think I'm thirsty.
That I would rather not say.
Today: hide my shame.
I'll cut off your toes!
(This line has been redacted)
I am a genius.
Three separate thoughts
Written in five-seven-five.
...I think I'm thirsty.
"Flat beer or a lumpy mattress. Take your pick."
"I'd prefer a flat mattress."
"Hmm.. Well, it could be done.. If I take the lumps out of the mattress, and put them in the beer, you'd have a flat mattress and a lumpy beer!"
"I'd prefer a flat mattress."
"Hmm.. Well, it could be done.. If I take the lumps out of the mattress, and put them in the beer, you'd have a flat mattress and a lumpy beer!"
- epocalypse
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It's an unwise man
who tries to outrun a train
With a vespa. Ciáo!
who tries to outrun a train
With a vespa. Ciáo!
Time flies when I launch grandfather clocks from my trebuchet.
my personal site
and now, here's a link to new animated film, broken_test_zero's blog, and here'sa link to our facebook page.Arius wrote:Epocalypse? More like Epicalypse, amirite? -Arius
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Re: Haiku
Cant think of poems?
English class in a few hours?
When in doubt: Haiku
English class in a few hours?
When in doubt: Haiku
"OW! Who the crap just shot me in the back of the head?" - Abraham Lincoln.
- the amativeness
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Re: Haiku
Something puzzles me.
Does Keab42 think
Arius is Jim?
Does Keab42 think
Arius is Jim?
zA: How do I relax?
Evil Jim: Jerk off.
Frozengale: You know you're on the internet when Masturbation is the first suggestion.
Re: Haiku
Is it not ke-ab?
That seems rather odd to me.
More syllables plox.
That seems rather odd to me.
More syllables plox.
H̼̮̖͓̻ͮ̀ͬ̓e̟̦͉̾̔̀ͣ͆̄ ͚̤̈̉ͦ̎ͭ̚c̰̠͚̜̹ͪ̐̎̃ͅo̗͌͛ͥ͑m̍ͬͥ̚e͍̱̲̤͚̹͔͛s͚̱̤͚̲̭̗̃̎ͭ̚.̘̫̖̮̠͒̔.̝̹̟̳͚̂̆̋͌̐̚.̬͓̰̃̑
- the amativeness
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Thanks Arius
for defending me here.
I owe you one.
for defending me here.
I owe you one.
zA: How do I relax?
Evil Jim: Jerk off.
Frozengale: You know you're on the internet when Masturbation is the first suggestion.
Re: Haiku
Well, now you are wrong.
Thanks is just one syllable.
Arius is three.
Thanks is just one syllable.
Arius is three.
H̼̮̖͓̻ͮ̀ͬ̓e̟̦͉̾̔̀ͣ͆̄ ͚̤̈̉ͦ̎ͭ̚c̰̠͚̜̹ͪ̐̎̃ͅo̗͌͛ͥ͑m̍ͬͥ̚e͍̱̲̤͚̹͔͛s͚̱̤͚̲̭̗̃̎ͭ̚.̘̫̖̮̠͒̔.̝̹̟̳͚̂̆̋͌̐̚.̬͓̰̃̑
- the amativeness
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Arius should note
Haikus are quite often made
In 4-6-4 form.
Haikus are quite often made
In 4-6-4 form.
zA: How do I relax?
Evil Jim: Jerk off.
Frozengale: You know you're on the internet when Masturbation is the first suggestion.
Re: Haiku
Next post, a new page
Whatever do we do now?
More haiku I guess.
Whatever do we do now?
More haiku I guess.
H̼̮̖͓̻ͮ̀ͬ̓e̟̦͉̾̔̀ͣ͆̄ ͚̤̈̉ͦ̎ͭ̚c̰̠͚̜̹ͪ̐̎̃ͅo̗͌͛ͥ͑m̍ͬͥ̚e͍̱̲̤͚̹͔͛s͚̱̤͚̲̭̗̃̎ͭ̚.̘̫̖̮̠͒̔.̝̹̟̳͚̂̆̋͌̐̚.̬͓̰̃̑
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