Looks like the messages are reversing order (Game)

[Digital Dolphin]

The concept of the game is that each following message should be written in the manner as if it actually PRECEEDED the messages before it. So in theory, you can start reading from the end of the thread, and move towards the beginning of the thread, and it forms some sort of almost sensical discussion.

Wow! Thanks everyone, that all makes so much more sense now.

[Theremin]

You see, you ought to have mixed the red jello WITH the bullfrog semen.

[Elomin Sha]

I combined hour glass sand and moulded maracas, why did it explode?

[empath]

Yeah, carbon tetrachloride made all the difference - it's perfect now; you give it a try, Elomin!

[Digital Dolphin]

I'm starting to get a better idea of what I could do for my own project like this, but I'm still not quite sure why the bullfrog is important.

I also have a few concerns about whether or not the combination would be stable for transportation.

Elomin Sha, how did your experiment turn out?

[Theremin]

When I tried it, it suffered from lack of planning and I suffed terrible burns.

[Gordon Fearman]

This is out of game so ignore it when posting your next thing: Shouldn't this be in Games and Gaming? Seems like a good place for it.

[operagirl95]

Well, we could talk about this for several more hours. But what happens if you just try, right now!

[Tim]

Yep.


That sounds neat, but I just made the coolest thing ever in cooking class. Has anyone else ever made Baby Frog Wobblers?

[Darkobra]

Man, what you made totally dwarfed the giant snow penis I made.

[Myrph]

By combining the power of multiple brands of protection I have created the largest rubber johnny imaginable!

[Machalllewis]

Man, I wish that I had a rubber johnny large enough to cover my dong.

[WickedBoy6]

You might want to cover it up. I mean, to shove your entire penis in there? Think of the risk.

[Arius]

In related news, have you guys read my latest challenge? It seems interesting.

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I might just do it. The whole thing. I'll never look at gas tanks the same way again.

[WickedBoy6]

Come on, a gas tank? Your penis? I mean, just the tip, that would be good enough, wouldn't it?

[Dave-O_Boy]

Oh man! That's hilarious! You know what they say, "You could make a hole anywhere." I mean the dead body was kind of disgusting, but the sex dole made of fried African fly patties. Excuse me while I quote the internet.

xD!

People have some weird fetishes.
Interestingly enough, I once heard a story about a gas station attendant in the 1950's that got caught with his man piece in some fancy car's gas hole.

That's why most places outside New Jersey are Self Service. Apparently it became an epidemic across the US.

[Zivlok]

Huh, so THAT'S why you randomly interrupted that guy's speech during Oscar night? I dunno, I'm still not convinced what the fruitcake had to do with anything.

But, man, if that was me, I would have been so embarrassed I could have curled up and crawled into a hole.

You know, there's actually an interesting story about that. I was doing some... contract work for the U.S. government in a certain African country, the name of which I can not recall at this time, and I happened to run into a spot of trouble. I managed to dodge my pursuers in a large warehouse, sort of like the opening scene to the 4th Indiana Jones film. No, not the one with the fridge, the one with the warehouse. However, they closed back in one me, and I came to a dead end, with my only protection being crates upon crates of sex dolls made out of fried fly patties.

You know how you can go to hippy shops and pay 30 dollars for a low-quality bracelet or something that some African woman made? Turns out they also make sex dolls, and seeing as all the plastic is being used for the cheap trinkets put on the bracelets, they have to make do with fried flies, which are surprisingly durable. Anyway, I came up with a brilliant plan - I managed to cut a thin hole (more of an elongated oval, really) in the sex doll, and hide inside it. I'm very thin, you see. Only in retrospect have I realized that I could have just hid in the crates, but, ah well.

Unfortunately, though this tricked my pursuers completely, the urge to hid inside human-body-shaped things soon grew to a compulsion. The turning point happened when I hid myself inside an actual dead body. I knew I needed help. But, thanks to the fine folks of the Betty Ford Clinic, I'm a perfectly well-adjusted human being, who is not at all wearing someone else's skin right now.

[wartjr2373]

The next post will be a long post.

[WickedBoy6]

Wait, so which one is going to be a long post?

[GreigKM]

That may be true, but I've got a feeling that a long post is commin'. I can feel it, in my bones, the little ones.

[Myrph]

I've never been a huge fan of long forum posts. They always seem to disrupt the flow of the thread!

[operagirl95]

Ok, can some explain where we are now? I'm confused.

[Machalllewis]

So then the weeble flew off the hinges and straight into the mermaids third face right?

[GaspodeTheDog]

Well the car tried to avoid the monkey and crashed right into the toy shop.

[Myrph]

What happened after the crazed monkey jumped out in front of you?