Haiku
- the amativeness
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Re: Haiku
zA: How do I relax?
Evil Jim: Jerk off.
Frozengale: You know you're on the internet when Masturbation is the first suggestion.
Re: Haiku
Your new signature
It reminds me of football.
Keeb-forty-two, hike!
It reminds me of football.
Keeb-forty-two, hike!
H̼̮̖͓̻ͮ̀ͬ̓e̟̦͉̾̔̀ͣ͆̄ ͚̤̈̉ͦ̎ͭ̚c̰̠͚̜̹ͪ̐̎̃ͅo̗͌͛ͥ͑m̍ͬͥ̚e͍̱̲̤͚̹͔͛s͚̱̤͚̲̭̗̃̎ͭ̚.̘̫̖̮̠͒̔.̝̹̟̳͚̂̆̋͌̐̚.̬͓̰̃̑
Re: Haiku
Haiku keeps dying,
And is then resurrected.
Is this good or bad?
I have another,
If you've the time to listen;
I'm getting better.
I've noticed something:
When e'er I post my haiku,
I post them in threes.
(Why do I do this?)
(No, this doesn't really count.)
(It's just a P.S.)
And is then resurrected.
Is this good or bad?
I have another,
If you've the time to listen;
I'm getting better.
I've noticed something:
When e'er I post my haiku,
I post them in threes.
(Why do I do this?)
(No, this doesn't really count.)
(It's just a P.S.)
"Flat beer or a lumpy mattress. Take your pick."
"I'd prefer a flat mattress."
"Hmm.. Well, it could be done.. If I take the lumps out of the mattress, and put them in the beer, you'd have a flat mattress and a lumpy beer!"
"I'd prefer a flat mattress."
"Hmm.. Well, it could be done.. If I take the lumps out of the mattress, and put them in the beer, you'd have a flat mattress and a lumpy beer!"
Re: Haiku
The doctor told me
That I have ADD now.
Hey, let's ride our bikes!
That I have ADD now.
Hey, let's ride our bikes!
H̼̮̖͓̻ͮ̀ͬ̓e̟̦͉̾̔̀ͣ͆̄ ͚̤̈̉ͦ̎ͭ̚c̰̠͚̜̹ͪ̐̎̃ͅo̗͌͛ͥ͑m̍ͬͥ̚e͍̱̲̤͚̹͔͛s͚̱̤͚̲̭̗̃̎ͭ̚.̘̫̖̮̠͒̔.̝̹̟̳͚̂̆̋͌̐̚.̬͓̰̃̑
Re: Haiku
unbelievable.
maneuverability.
assimilation.
maneuverability.
assimilation.
We feel free when we escape--even if it be but from the frying pan into the fire.
- Mr. Biscuitbarrel
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Re: Haiku
Preparing to write
Something witty, clever, fun
But ran out of syl
Something witty, clever, fun
But ran out of syl
- ThrashJazzAssassin
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So glad to see this
Thought haiku thread gone for good
Always makes me smile
Maybe I should try
Finish off my epic verse
Made up of haiku
One great long poem
Detailing LRR's history
...Didn't go so well....
Thought haiku thread gone for good
Always makes me smile
Maybe I should try
Finish off my epic verse
Made up of haiku
One great long poem
Detailing LRR's history
...Didn't go so well....
Re: Haiku
Hey, seriously!
This thread keeps dying on me.
I don't understand.
It kicked the bucket.
Well, metaphorically.
...No, literally.
Maybe... I wonder:
Is haiku out of fashion?
Am I out of touch?
This thread keeps dying on me.
I don't understand.
It kicked the bucket.
Well, metaphorically.
...No, literally.
Maybe... I wonder:
Is haiku out of fashion?
Am I out of touch?
"Flat beer or a lumpy mattress. Take your pick."
"I'd prefer a flat mattress."
"Hmm.. Well, it could be done.. If I take the lumps out of the mattress, and put them in the beer, you'd have a flat mattress and a lumpy beer!"
"I'd prefer a flat mattress."
"Hmm.. Well, it could be done.. If I take the lumps out of the mattress, and put them in the beer, you'd have a flat mattress and a lumpy beer!"
- EnglishMQ
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Re: Haiku
The Great Rhyming Scheme............. (of poetry)
All Undermined by Haiku's
Though they are quite fun
Some Eastern writers
Take months to write their haiku's
I take much less time
We can all write poems
Does this undermine great poets?
Who cares, it kills time.
All Undermined by Haiku's
Though they are quite fun
Some Eastern writers
Take months to write their haiku's
I take much less time
We can all write poems
Does this undermine great poets?
Who cares, it kills time.
Re: Haiku
Had quite some good times
Quiz Bomb is quite the bomb, dudes
Next time, you'll come too?
I needs some more peeps
A great prize and Matt swearing
Who could ask for more?
Teams of four or less
Bring your brains and your best friends
Leave the kids at home
-Kirkygirl
(PS. Yes I had too much of a good time at the quizzing of the bomb, I wanna do that again)
Quiz Bomb is quite the bomb, dudes
Next time, you'll come too?
I needs some more peeps
A great prize and Matt swearing
Who could ask for more?
Teams of four or less
Bring your brains and your best friends
Leave the kids at home
-Kirkygirl
(PS. Yes I had too much of a good time at the quizzing of the bomb, I wanna do that again)
Of course I'm out of my mind. It's dark and scary in there!
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
- ThrashJazzAssassin
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Re: Haiku
Theremin wrote:Video filmed,
on set many laughs were had,
about dead grannies.
Details were revealed
Concerning Jamie's pastimes
Better left unsaid
Re: Haiku
I'm so very proud;
The haiku thread is now back!
In action, I mean.
Later on tonight,
Whether she agrees or not:
Fuzzy pink love-cuffs.
The haiku thread is now back!
In action, I mean.
Later on tonight,
Whether she agrees or not:
Fuzzy pink love-cuffs.
"Flat beer or a lumpy mattress. Take your pick."
"I'd prefer a flat mattress."
"Hmm.. Well, it could be done.. If I take the lumps out of the mattress, and put them in the beer, you'd have a flat mattress and a lumpy beer!"
"I'd prefer a flat mattress."
"Hmm.. Well, it could be done.. If I take the lumps out of the mattress, and put them in the beer, you'd have a flat mattress and a lumpy beer!"
Re: Haiku
I feel bored and cold.
Remember the haiku thread.
Marvelous! Not dead.
It is still alive.
I created something good.
Sadly, only once...
The net create fun.
Boredom is a hungry beast.
I consume too fast.
The World of Warcraft.
It calls out with temptation.
I must not succumb.
Almost 4 pm.
Still haven't made any lunch.
'Tis quite unhealthy.
I'm now un-haiku'd.
I'll now retreat, ninja style!
Throws a small ball. POOF!
Remember the haiku thread.
Marvelous! Not dead.
It is still alive.
I created something good.
Sadly, only once...
The net create fun.
Boredom is a hungry beast.
I consume too fast.
The World of Warcraft.
It calls out with temptation.
I must not succumb.
Almost 4 pm.
Still haven't made any lunch.
'Tis quite unhealthy.
I'm now un-haiku'd.
I'll now retreat, ninja style!
Throws a small ball. POOF!
- theDreamer
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Re: Haiku
theDreamer wrote:EnglishMQ wrote:We can all write poems
Does this undermine great poets?
Who cares, it kills time.
This is not Haiku
"Poet" has two syllables
Try harder next time
Technically, yes.
He might not pronounce it, though.
Look to where he lives.
"Flat beer or a lumpy mattress. Take your pick."
"I'd prefer a flat mattress."
"Hmm.. Well, it could be done.. If I take the lumps out of the mattress, and put them in the beer, you'd have a flat mattress and a lumpy beer!"
"I'd prefer a flat mattress."
"Hmm.. Well, it could be done.. If I take the lumps out of the mattress, and put them in the beer, you'd have a flat mattress and a lumpy beer!"
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Is it just two though?
I pronounce it po-e-ts.
Think it should be three...
I pronounce it po-e-ts.
Think it should be three...
- theDreamer
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Re: Haiku
Thinking of a poem
hold on....I thought of somthing
oh I'm out of room
hold on....I thought of somthing
oh I'm out of room
Yes, I know I spelled it wrong. I pretty much spell everything wrong.
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