Doesn't Graham Look Adorable?
- empath
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Re: Doesn't Graham Look Adorable?
Yeah, I was going into strip clubs at 17; I guess I looked old and broken-down even then; cool, huh? Wait...
Meh, the 'little kid' phone voice is something I'm covetous of; I am merely a soprano, and everyone mistakes me for a woman unless I do the Mr. Humphries' Phone Voice thing. The wife, on the other hand, sounds like she's nine - it's amusing to watch her answer the phone; you can tell when it's someone she doesn't want to talk to, because she'll start to sway and 'wag her arms' like a little girl does - maybe it helps her performance some. She's even helped me out with that sort of thing: I'll hear her say "nooooo...I don't know when Uncle <empath> is gonna be back...yeahhhhh, he and my daddy had to go out for something........nooooo, they didn't say when.....
Meh, the 'little kid' phone voice is something I'm covetous of; I am merely a soprano, and everyone mistakes me for a woman unless I do the Mr. Humphries' Phone Voice thing. The wife, on the other hand, sounds like she's nine - it's amusing to watch her answer the phone; you can tell when it's someone she doesn't want to talk to, because she'll start to sway and 'wag her arms' like a little girl does - maybe it helps her performance some. She's even helped me out with that sort of thing: I'll hear her say "nooooo...I don't know when Uncle <empath> is gonna be back...yeahhhhh, he and my daddy had to go out for something........nooooo, they didn't say when.....
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I always get
"Rick?"
"No. It's his son."
"Woah. You sound exactly like your dad."
"I'm aware grampa. I'll go get dad."
"Rick?"
"No. It's his son."
"Woah. You sound exactly like your dad."
"I'm aware grampa. I'll go get dad."
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I get that shame problem to Dreamer over the phone with my grand parents and my father's friends.
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I have also had that problem. If only i could still have it seeing as all my grandparents are dead and im only 24.
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theDreamer wrote:I always get
"Rick?"
"No. It's his son."
"Woah. You sound exactly like your dad."
"I'm aware grampa. I'll go get dad."
i know this feeling. EVERYONE thinks that i sound like my dad over the phone.
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I'm almost afraid this will happen once:
"Rick?"
"...No dad."
"Rick?"
"...No dad."
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I seem to share this thingy as well. I sense a pattern..
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Elomin Sha wrote:It's not often but I still get people thinking I'm 17-19 when I'm 25 (when I shave the beard off and have my hair in a certain way).
I get this. Usually more like 19~21, it's partly due to my general personality though.
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When I was in high school, I recall running into a group of guys who outright refused to believe I was 17, insisting I was at least 25. I had a pretty hefty beard at the time but I don't think I ever looked 25.
I'm 20 now. Most people think I'm a few years older than that, but I don't mind.
I'm 20 now. Most people think I'm a few years older than that, but I don't mind.
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For the ultimate mind fuck, the Liberal Democrat party keep sending political paraphernalia to... James and Jan Brandon. That is me, and MY MOTHER. They have me confused with my father, who even has the title professor before his name! I'm not even on the electoral role. I'm 17! That's not old enough to vote, foolish politicians. Plus they called me to ask if I was to vote for them. This is a new level of mistaken age..
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Ok, they need to refer to this page of the thread when deciding who to interview first in the Community Project thread. I wanna hear some of you talk.
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Evil Jim wrote:Ok, they need to refer to this page of the thread when deciding who to interview first in the Community Project thread. I wanna hear some of you talk.
You say they, its just me. Jesus I need to read back now. Anybody who hasn't volunteered for the Project: Community then please pm me or say so in the thread.
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I once got a Senor Discount at a Fuddruckers, that made me feel good about how I looked... But I saved 10 cents! So I win!
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My beard usually makes me appear older than I am. Not so much of an issue these days, but 5 years or so ago I wouldn't get IDed for stuff when my friends who were older than me did.
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GreigKM wrote:I once got a Senor Discount at a Fuddruckers, that made me feel good about how I looked... But I saved 10 cents! So I win!
Why, did you look Mexican?
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Re: Doesn't Graham Look Adorable?
I've been carded more often than not. I once had a cop approach me and ask why I wasn't in school.
Most people guess I'm 16-17. It's slightly annoying at times, and makes me glad I still appear so young at other times.
Most people guess I'm 16-17. It's slightly annoying at times, and makes me glad I still appear so young at other times.
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You know what that will help you get? Younger women.
But that might be pedophile territory.
But that might be pedophile territory.
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It'll also help me get cougars, since they like 'em young.
It's win-win!
It's win-win!
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PROGRAM_IX wrote:GreigKM wrote:I once got a Senor Discount at a Fuddruckers, that made me feel good about how I looked... But I saved 10 cents! So I win!
Why, did you look Mexican?
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I had to read that 10 times to see the typo...
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You and your dylsexia.
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I never read that either but fuck me, I'm glad I did.
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It took my piano instructor five months to figure out that I was not, in fact, a junior in high school. I was, in fact, in eight grade. We both thought I just sucked at piano.
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wtf.. there's a place in the world where eigth grade is not considered Jr high still?
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Junior in high school = grade 11. I think.
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